Spirit got ran over by a rolly chair,
Walking home from Maka's house X-mas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Stein,
But as for me and Kid, we believe.

He'd been drinkin too much egg-nog,
And we'd begged him not to go,

[Maka: Actually... we did that just to see him stagger across the street! -snickers-]
But he'd forgot his medication

[Stein: I made him something... just to test out a new medication. It worked~! =^_^I]
And he staggered out the door into the street.

When we found him X-mas morning,

[Liz: It wasn't too far from his own house... He could have made it.]
At the scene of the attack,
He had wheel prints on his forehead,
And incriminating stitches on his back.

Spirit got ran over by a rolly chair,
Walking home from Maka's house X-mas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Stein,
But as for me and Kid, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Maka,
She's been taking this quite swell,
See her in there reading a book,
Drinkin' tea and playing cards with a meister she knows so well.

[Stein: Hehe... I beat her in every game~!]

It's not X-mas without Spirit,
All the SE cast is dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
(SE Cast: SEND THEM BACK! DD: )

[Spirit: O_O I'm not dead, you know!]

Spirit got ran over by a rolly chair,
Walking home from our house X-mas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Stein,
But as for me and Kid, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of fig,

(Black*Star: YAHOO! FIGGY PUDDING~! I SHALL EAT ALL OF IT!

SE Cast: -3- Shut it, Black*Star...)
And the red candles
That would just have matched the hair of Spirit's head.

I've warned all my friends and classmates,
"Better watch out for yourselves",
They should never give a license
To a man who rides a chair and plays with screws.

Spirit got ran over by a rolly chair,
Walking home from our house X-mas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Stein,
But as for me and Kid, we believe.

(Soul: SING IT, MAKA!)

Spirit got ran over by a rolly chair,
Walking home from Maka's house X-mas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Stein,
But as for me and Kid, we believe.