Yuu In Wonderland

"Oi Yuu, pay attention when I'm speaking," the red haired boy had whined to the raven sitting next to him. Kanda had fallen asleep and let out soft snores "interrupting" the rabbit's story. He had only rolled his eyes and scoffed to his reaction, going back to his nap.

"Anyway, what I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by Yuu-chan's snoring was, that this guy Lewis Carroll wrote this book called, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and it's just about this girl who falls in a hole or something and like travels in this magical world. I mean it wasn't the best thing I read, but it was well written," he said going on about the piece of literature that he had supposedly read.

"Wow Lavi, I would never expect you to read…but then again you are a bookman and I guess that's what you do all the time," pondered Lenalee who was sitting across from him.

"But why would you read a children's book Lavi?" Allen asked his voice muffled down by the giant masses of food going down his throat.

"Well you know, Bookman was making me stock up on all of these history books and I got bored and snuck this book in when I went to the library a couple days back. I didn't realize what I had gotten until I got back to the Order. So~ I mean there was no point in going back; beggars can't be choosers you know?" He went on leafing through the delicate pieces of parchment of the book that was carefully held together with book adhesive. Kanda, getting rather annoyed by Lavi's constant droning he got up from the table and huffed.

"Dear God you can't shut the fuck up for a minute can you," he grumbled walking away from the group and leaving the cafeteria. He rubbed the back of his head and let out a yawn, a bit tired from the nights before. A foolish group of level 2's had come into London and were harassing the town, making the Asian stay up for a couple nights fighting.

Walking down the hallways of the Black Order he looked over to the side noticing it was raining outside causing the hallways to be rather dark and dank. He let out a sigh and looked forwards again; a mysterious image had passed his eye. A grown, no an old Asian man had gone passed the corner of the hallway, but something was odd about him. His attire was quite normal, but the odd thing was that two long ear protruding from the top of his head and a small rabbit tail was coming from his behind. Kanda blinked a bit thinking he had gone crazy from the lack of sleep, but when he had turned the corner he had realized the image was real. Stopped in the middle of the hallway was Bookman brooding over a small pocket watch mumbling to himself. Kanda, a bit agitated by Bookman's appearance had approached the Asian grump and looked over his shoulder to the small watch ticking away feverously.

"Oi, Old man what the hell do you think you're wearing," he asked his eyebrow twitching with disturbance in the old man's attire. Bookman looked over his shoulder and looked up to the raven; his eyes widening with surprise. He quickly snapped his watch shut and hopped away. Kanda seeing him hop off he growled a bit, pissed that he was being ignored and ran after him.

"Oi! Old geezer!" He yelled after him getting agitated and confused on why he was chasing the old man in the first place. Bookman had turned a sharp corner and simply disappeared; Kanda coming round the corner growled underneath his breath seeing that he had lost the old man and continued to walk off straight.

"Where the hell did that old pervert go?" He mumbled to himself before a black hole suddenly appeared underneath his feet causing him to fall in.

"What the hell!" He grunted in surprise as he fell into the never ending pit of darkness, his dark hair bellowing after him.

"What the fuck is this shit! I swear if that usagi is in on this I'm going to chop off all of his hair," he growled before falling hard onto a checkered tiled floor.

"Ooft," he grunted as he smacked against the ground. He pushed himself up and brushed off his uniform and looked around seeing that he was surrounded by different designs of doors and a door where a human being could obviously not fit through and in the middle of the room was a table with a key and a small bottle of liquid with the words "Drink Me,," neatly written on the side to inform the individual in the room to consume the liquid. His eyebrow twitching with rage on what had happened he growled underneath his breath, "I swear I'm going to skin that rabbit alive."