Author's Note: Hi peoples! This is my...oh, damn, I lost count, well, I wasn't counting at all...anyways, this is my first SasuTen though,...I think...damn, my memory sucks... Oh yeah, one thing you need to know...Sasuke is 8 and Tenten is 9, and you can figure everyone elses's ages...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I do own this fanfic and all these ideas...

Warning: Lots of OOCness...

Chapter 1

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Hi! My name is Tenten! Boys are icky.(sorry for all you here reading, that are boys) Icky,icky, icky. Unless it's Lee. He's just wierd.

My reasons for evey boy I know, and around my age; (male grown ups are REALLY scary)

Neji: His eyes are really scary! Lee: I told you, wierd. Naruto: Something's fishy about his whiskers... Shino: He has bugs in him...ew. Kiba: Wierdo number 2.

Chouji: Whenever he touches me, his hands leave a grease mark.(probably from all that food he eats...) Shikamaru: Not too bad, but god is he lazy!

Well, this is my story! Enjoy...or else

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Tenten was just walking back home from academy, when she saw a moving truck, parked next door. Yah, new neighbors! The last ones really were a nuicance to Tenten. Wanting to see what they look like, and not trying to look like a stalker, she watched from across the street. Then she saw a child about her age, maybe a year younger, come out of a car. It was girl, well she thought it was a girl, so she ran towards...him/her.

"Hi, my name's..."she said, but when the child fully came out, she knew it was a boy. Icky, icky, icky was the first statment that came into her mind. "Uh, sorry..I uh..."

"Sasuke, what are you looking at?" said an older man, but not old enough to be his father. 'This family has been ickified!' thought Tenten.

"At that strange girl, right there,"anwsered Sasuke.When Itachi came, Tenten had already ran away, tripping over her own feet doing so.

"What are you talking about? I don't see any girl."

"Ehhh? She was just right there, though. She even talked to me!"stuttered Sasuke. 'Ah-hah, ghosts do exsist, Itachi owes me 100 dollars now!'

"You're just seeing things Sasuke..."

"Am not!"

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"Whew, close call. Good thing I wasn't ickified!"said Tenten, falling over as she opened the door.

Yeah, I know, this is really short. Well, too bad, I won't update until I have 3 reviews.(Hey, I'm being nice, I was about to say 5!)

So R&R!