I: Who I am

Hi. My name is Evan. Evan Burke. I live in Dallas, Texas, one of the biggest cities in Texas. I live on floor four of my apartment, which is on the intersection of Highway 635 and some street that I could never pronounce. Who knows what it says? I still can't do it today and I started trying 4 years ago, when we moved in. I am now 15 years old, and my birthday is on April 1, 2016. April Fool's Day. Not kidding that my birthday is on April Fool's Day. It is my favorite holiday besides Christmas. I am champion at pulling pranks at my school. One time, I put Chap Stick all over the toilet bowl. In the girls' bathroom! Luckily I got out before anyone saw. Lucky there are no security cameras in our school! Jack said his school campus was filled with cameras at literally every corner. Must have been a very important school. Anyways, I heard that Selena and Teresa both fell in, but Isabelle told me she saw Lily fall in. I just acted like I didn't do it, and no one suspected me! Enough said, it is inferable that I like school. In a bad way. At home, both of my brothers, Andrew and Cameron, are great prankers and so is my dad. This is because we used to live in a farm. We used to always play together and work on the field together when Mom wasn't teaching us. But now, I could never pull pranks at home without getting busted. Mom would always get on us about pranking at school or Dad at work sometimes. Mom had probably the keenest eye in the universe. And that was the main reason I love school. The other reason is because everybody loves MapleStory just as much as I do.