Authors' Note-

Whay! New story! WHOO WHOO! The title might change so keep an eye out.

This could be confusing if you're not an avid fan of Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, or Doctor Who but if you haven't played Legend Of Zelda, Skyward Sword, then that's cool because it'll be more references, ideas and stuff like that instead.

Let me paint a (huge) picture for you all before we start.

DOBBY IS ALIVE! I hated it when he died and I was internally shedding tears that could fill rivers.
THE DOCTOR EXISTS! I thought, if magic does, then why can't time travel? Rory and Amy are fine and still with The Doctor and River Song is here too. (I love River almost as much as Katniss. Almost.) Also, if you don't like Doctor Who that much it doesn't matter coz' they're only in it for like 2 chapters. Maybe 3.

It is the day before the 75th Annual Hunger Games reaping! (You just read that Ceaser says it at the interviews. Don't deny it. You did.) Katniss and Peeta are representing District 9. That is because of the twist this year. Hehe.
Rue, Thresh and other 74th Hunger Games characters are alive, because of the most barbaric twist on the quell yet!

Also, I haven't read all the Harry Potter books (have only read the first few) and not The Deathly Hallows YET so if anything is wrong, sorry. Maybe this is the perfect excuse to have a Harry Potter movie marathon... hmmm... yes.
So this starts in the Chamber Of Secrets and Ron and Hermione are destroying the cup and know that they have to find the snake afterwards. This is slightly non-canon at first but I hope you don't mind. Enjoy and review!

So incase this is still confusing, here is a tribute list:

District 1

M; Marvel

F; Glimmer

District 2

M; Cato

F; Clove

Dictrisct 3

M; Draco Malfoy

F; Primrose Everdeen

Dictrict 4

M; Finnick Odair

F; Annie Cresta

District 5

M; Haymitch Abernathy

F; Effie Trinket

District 6

M; Rory Hawthorne

F; Madge Undersee

District 7

M; Gale Hawthorne

F; Johanna Mason

District 8

M; Neville Longbottom

F; Luna Lovegood

District 9

M; Peeta Mellark

F; Katniss Everdeen

District 10

M; Harry Potter

F; Ginny Weasley

District 11

M; Thresh

F; Rue

District 12

M; Ronald "Ron" Weasley

F; Hermione Granger

So without further ado, here is chapter 1!

Hermione grabbed the basilisk fang and stabbed the cup, releasing dark shadows that enveloped them. Ron and Hermione quickly got to their feet and started to cower back as the blackness started to edge towards them. They both moved back until a whirl of water paralysed them. It didn't seem to be showing signs of stopping, and just when they had given up hope, the waves ceased to move and fell down to their feet. A shower of water drenched them and for a moment, they both just stood still, watching the final remains of water settle down at their feet. A few moments of quietness passed, when they both turned to eachother, embraced eachother and kissed eachother. They pulled away and smiled and laughed lightly.

"Quick, we need to go and find that snake. Now." Hermione said, grabbing Rons hand and running hurredly to the exit.

They raced up the stairs and surfaced at what, at first, looked like the greatest battlefield ever, but after looking closer was the courtyard of their school, Hogwarts. Fire's were raging and it looked like a fire works display was going off, but it was Death Eaters trying to gain complete control of Hogwarts. Anything to find Harry, The Boy Who Lived.

"Where's Voldemort? The snake will be with him." Hermione shouted to Ron over the roar of the mayhem surrounding them.

Ron's face hardened and he held her hand tighter. "No, you're not going to find the snake, I will. I only just got you, I don't want to lose you."

Hermione felt heat rising inside her. "Ronald Weasley! Don't you dare be so - so - stupid! After all this, I'm not backing down now! I will find the snake with you. If we die together, then we not only will have died for the greater cause, but both be dead and not have to grieve each other!"

Ron immediately felt ashamed of what he had said. "Sorry. You're right. Let's just get the Hell outa here and find that bloody snake." He grabbed her hand again and they dashed towards the corridor outlining the courtyard.

They were running so fast they nearly steped on the small man. Who could blame them? He was 2 foot tall and blended in with his surroundings so well, he could rob Gringotts bank and no one would suspect him to be to blame. But Hermione and Ron thought it was impossible for him to be here. They thought wrong. "Dobby saves Harry Potter and friends. Trust Dobby, please? Come quick."

A blue box was in the next corridor and a man wearing a tweed jacket and bow tie was standing in the doorway. "You two are the last to board - well not board, more like get on. Not on - in! Garry, Hinny, Leville and Nuna are here already. Wait- I think I made a mistake in there somewhere. Hurry up! Dobster said this was an emergency!"

Hermione and Ron heard a loud bang behind them and quickly ran for safety in the blue box. They ran through the door (which was pushed in, despite the fact the door sign clearly read PULL TO OPEN) and were gobsmacked at what they saw. The man in strange attire was smiling at their expressions.

"It's smaller on the outside?" Hermione quizzed.

"That's new! I normally get the usual 'It's bigger on the inside!' junk. I like you. A lot of...spunk!" The man shouted and started to run frantically around a column in the middle of the room.

"It's bigger on the inside?" Ron was baffled.

"It's bigger on the inside!" The man was frantically pounding buttons and flipping switches.

"Oh, do shut up, Doc!" A red haired women who must have been in her early twenties stepped forward.

"Doc? That's new. I like it." The man was still rushing around, looking hysterical whilst doing so.

Another man walked quietly up a few steps leading up to the platform where the column was. He looked anxious but kind hearted and swallowed before talking. "No, it's a reference to a film that we like, Back To The Future? The Doc in the film has a time machine. Like you?"

The man stopped running round and leaned against some bars, lining the platform. "I don't see a resemblance. Anyway, these poor children-"

Ron intervened, "We're not children, we're-"

"Stuck in a sticky situation and need my help - I know." The man finished. "Pond, you take this." He nodded to the woman.

"Okay, kids, this is where it gets complicated. I'm Amy Pond, this is my husband, Rory Williams and that-" She motioned towards a woman with bushy hair who was struggling to keep two bulky wires together- "Is River Song, mine and Rory's daughter, but that's too confusing to explain, and this-" She nodded towards The Man- "Is The Doctor. Ignore the bow tie. He's pretty wacky."

The Dotor piped up from where he was standing, trying to help River maintain control over the electronics. "Hey! Bow ties are cool."

"Anyway," Amy continued, "Dobby called for us and we came immediately. You guys are destroying a dark lord, best known as Lord Voldeeeee - He Who Must Not Be Named - sorry, and now you need to kill a snake called... called... Nagini! That's it! But you won't find him. You Know Who has sent him to the future with a boy called... Draco Mouthboy-"

Harry stepped forward, laughing slightly, which was strange, considering his position. "Um, his name is Draco Malfoy, Amy."

"Right. So we're taking you there and should be landing any moment. When you've killed the snake, we'll take you back to, say, 2 minutes after we just picked you up."

Ginny looked confused. "How do you do that?"

" Oh, wibbly wobbly timey wimey." The Doctor was still running frantically around a control panel, looking mad all the while.

"Come again?" Neville spoke up for the first time. He had been wandering quietly around the room while Luna was being told by Rory to stop touching things. River looked amused by his growing ire.

"Ugh. Honestly, Dobster. I thought they would catch on quicker this."

Hermione looked annoyed. "I've dealt with time travel before. Haven't I Harry? You were there. It was nothing like this."

"Yeah, Hermione. You were very clever that day." Harry said without any expression in his voice.

"I thought you were clever, Hermione." Ron said with a small smile. Hermione's heart melted.

"Thanks, Ron." She blushed slightly. They stared at each other until The Doctor interrupted them.

"It's all very nice - young love and... mushy stuff - but, hello! Amy, the TARDIS won't land." The Doctor was randomly hitting buttons and shouting.

"TARDIS?" Ron asked.

"Time And Relative Dimension In Space. This-" River Song had abandoned the wires, leaving them with Rory. She motioned to the space around them-" Is the TARDIS. Now in this world, you will have to volunteer yourself in a fight to the death, called The Hunger Games. I know. You don't want to do it. But this snake is in the arena it takes place in. Use magic whilst in there. You'll each be aloud a token to take with you. Take your wands. We'll save you after the snake is dead. We'll take you to hover over the country now called Panem. You'll use the obliviate spell. They'll never know magic exists. There's two people who won last year, Katniss and Peeta. As a punishment, the president has created clones of people who they fought last year. Same memories, looks, everything. Everyone else will be past victors or...her family and friends. Draco will probably use some sort of charm to get into the Games. But afterwards, there a chance for you to volunteer. You have to. That was a lot to take in. You catch it all?"

Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Neville and Luna looked slightly in awe, but nodded anyway. In the background they could hear The Doctor yelling, trying to land the TARDIS.

"The wibbly lever! I love that lever!" He shouted and clicked a switch. A breathing sound echoed around the room. "We're here. You know what you're doing?" His was voice suddenly serious. The 6 friends nodded. "Good. Good! Now, don't do anything stupid and for goodness' sake, stay alive!" He walked towards the door and showed them out. "Reaping's two o'clock tomorrow. I'll see you soon, okay?"

Authors Note -

Whoop! Ok, I have to admit; THAT WAS SO BLOOMING FUN TO WRITE. I FANGIRLED, I FANBOYED AND IT TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO WRITE! But seriously, that was awesome. I always use loads of ideas that could relate in other fandom's. I went cer-razy with the quotes and whatnot, but I'll tone down the references next chapter, but honestly, it's very hard to not include some of the best quotes in the world of geekness. Please review and if you weren't sure if you liked it, please give it just one more chapter before making up you mind.

If you like the Hunger Games, then I have a story I'm writing which I'm currently writing new chapters for.

Also, (apart from the first three paragraphs) I wrote this whole thing on my Kindle Fire, which makes the process, like, three times as long. So sorry about any mistakes.

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