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~AN: Hello, hello! Well I guess this is my first offical fanfic. I wrote another one that I made up completely by myself called Beyond Mysterious, but it has no characters from any known Anime in it. So....TA-DA here is my first REAL fanfic! It's a talk show kinda like The View, but a lot cooler! The hostesses are Xellina-dono (one of my best pals) and Mika- chan (me). They are in love with the men from almost every anime, but Xell really likes Kenshin (from Rurouni Kenshin) and Mika likes Tamahome (from Fushigi Yuugi). So they invite and swoon over their guests and once in awhile add in a woman guest to get in fights with! Hope you enjoy it!!~
**Stage lights up, Mika-chan and Xellina-dono are both smiling into the camera as the crowd cheers**
Xellina: Hello everyone and welcome to Xellina and Mika, Hunk Source! Where we interview your favorite guys from all the anime shows!!
Mika: That's right!! We are very happy to see so many guests here!
**Crowd Cheers**
Mika: Ok, ok! Settle down folks! Lets get to the show!
Xellina: ALRIGHTY! I'm proud to introduce all of you today to our manly guests who are.....Kenshin Himura!!!
*Kenshin runs on stage, takes a bow, then runs off again.*
Mika: Tamahome!!
*He runs on and does the same thing as Kenshin*
Xellina: Hotohori!!!
*He slowly struts onto the stage, all the girls scream as he glitters by*
Mika: And our special female guest Miaka!!!
**Crowd Boo's as she walks onto the stage.**
Mika: Know, know lets not be to hasty to the neko-shoujo!!! cat girl
Xellina: Ooo nice burn Mika!
Mika: Thanks! Oh wow what a lovely Kimono you have on Xellina! You look glamerous in that color!
Xellina: Oh well thank you! I just got it yesterday at the market place!
Mika: Charming! *Turns and looks into the camera, smiling again* Now let's bring out our first guest......
Xellina: Hotohori, come on down baby!!!
*He appears on stage and glitters his way to the hostesses, a few people in the audience pass out because of nose bleeds*
Hotohori: Well, hello ladies!
Mika & Xellina: *giggles* Irasshaimase!! welcome
Hotohori: Aren't you too looking lovely!! Not as lovely as me of course!
Mika: *under her breath* Ego maniac!
Xellina: Sure whatever Hotohori! So tell us...How are you, we haven't seen you for ages!
Hotohori: I'm great, being an Emporer is a blast! I saty busy all day with meetings and thinking about my plans for a future wife!
Xellina: Sounds promising! Ok I have to ask and I know all the other ladies out there are dying to knoe the same thing I am! How do you keep your skin so smooth??
Hotohori: *Chuckles* I moisturize every morning and get a good facial scrub at night. On Sunday's I where a cucumber face mask for 3 hours then rise it off with pure mineral water!
Xellina: Wow all that for just your face! Amazing isn't it Mika!
*Snore*
Xellina: *pokes Mika* Baka! Wake up! We're in the middle of our show!
Mika: Nani?? Oh yes, that's great......*snore*
*Happy music fills the area*
Xellina: Oh that's our cue for our first commercial break! Next up we have Kenshin and Tamahome strut their stuff down our hottie runway!
**Commercials**
*Stage lights up again and this time Mika is awake*
Xellina: Welcome back everyone! Now I believe is the time all of you have been waiting for!
Mika: That's right! It's now time for Tamahome and Kenshin to work it down our Hottie Runway!! They will be competing against one another for the title of the hottest guy!! *whispers to camera* ~Tamahome will totally win! He's got a nice ketsu!! butt
Xellina: We'll just see about that Mika! My Kenshin the sexiest murasaki me!! purple eyes
Mika: Whatever!! We'll just let our judges decide!!
Xellina: Judging for us today are Hotohori, Nuriko, and Kaoru! Let's start the compitition!! Best of luck to you guys!!
Mika: Now before we start the guys will be doing their own thing to get themselves some much needed points with the judges! So that means....NO RULES!!! On with the show!
Xellina: First we have Tamahome and his randition of "I'm too Sexy for My Shirt."
**Tamahome come down the runway wearing a black, silk Japanese suit. Music starts and Tamahome starts singing while unbuttonong his top.**
Mika: *drool* Whoa baby!!! Take it off, take it all off!!!!!
Xellina: Nice abs!
**Tamahome throws all his clothes out to the girls in the crowd and struts up and down the runway with just his jokey undies on!! Then the likes turn off and the music still plays. When ligts turn back on Tamahome is standing cross legged with his jokeys over his shoulder. He winks and throws them to Mika ~don't worry they're clean~, then he does one of his karate kicks, then walks off the stage shaking his ketsu!**
*Crowd goes nuts*
Xellina: Whoa, I think we need the prarmedics! Mika here has just passed out!! Daijobu desu ka?? are you all right
Mika: No, no daijobu I'm all right!! That was awesome, I hope Miaka didn't see that!!! Judges what do you say??
Hotohori: 9.5
Nuriko: A perfect 10!!
Kaoru: 7.0, I think he could have done better.
*Crowd boo's at Kaoru*
Xellina: Well that's one tough cookie!!
Mika: *under her breath* Busu baka! ugly idoit Next we have Kenshin showing off his moves to "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!"
*Xellina runs over closer to the stage*
** Kenshin comes out, reverse blade drawn. Music starts and he runs down the run way straight towards a wooden dummy.**
Kenshin: Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu style!!
**Kenshin slashes the wood to bits and in the end his kimoto is totall off his shoulders showing his very well built chest and stomach. He takes it off and hands it to Xellina, then kisses her on her forehead. Xellina then gets a nose bleed and passes out. Kenshin turns to face the roaring crowd.**
Kenshin: Hai Ya!
**He yells out the last word in the song and then walks off stage waving to all the screaming fans.**
Mika: Oh baby!! That was impressive!
Xellina: That it was!
Mika: *chuckles* Judges what do you say?!
Hotohori: 7.5, he isn't as pretty as I am!
Nuriko: 9.5, I Loved it!
Kaoru: 10!!! Although that makes me mad cause he's never kissed me before!
Mika: Oh my gosh!! We have a tie, I guess we have the worlds TWO hottest guys with us today!!! Would the two gentle men come out please!
*Kenshin ~still w/o a top~ and Tamahome ~now in some red jokey undies~ come out, arms around each others shoulders, laughing. They take a bow, the crowd goes bonkers and a few try and mob the stage. The judges leave and Mika and Xellina grab their favorite guy and sit them down in the love sofas they have placed on stage.**
Mika: Well I must say you two were off the charts! ~snuggles closer to Tamahome~ But I must nobody can beat my Tamahome!!
Xellina: ~Not paying attention to Mika, just playing with Kenshins hair while he wraps his arms around her~ Sure, whatever you say Mika.....Kenshin stop that!
*Commercial Break*
*Light come back to stage*
**The two girls give out guy scouting tips to the audience and take questions written to them by some viewers. Suddenly Miaka come running in.**
Miaka: You baka!!! Get away from Tamahome!!
Mika: Oh look everyone it's our special guest! MIAKA!!
*Crowd boo's**
Mika: So Miaka how have you been doing? Passes high school yet?
Miaka: You baka!! Get away from my Tamahome!!
Mika: Your Tamahome?? Hahaha what a naive girl!! Who said he ever wanted you?
Miaka: Damare Bakana!!! *Jumps on Mika and starts ounching her*
Xellina: Hey!! What the hell do you think you're doing slut!! That's my friend! *Xell jumps on Miaka and throws her off of Mika*
Mika: Man, Miaka you just made a very, VERY bad choice! *Angry red aoura surrounds her*AN: Just in case you didn't know, Mika is a sorceress!!
Xellina: Chikushou!!! Hit the deck everyone!! Mika is PISSED!!
**Everyone throws themselves to the floor except Miaka who doesn't know what's going on. Mika yells and sends out a huge Qui blast towards Miaka. Tamahome just sits there wondering if he should interfere.**
Miaka: IYEE!!! Oww
**Miaka falls forward passing out and Mika runs her hand through her hair breathing slowly.**
Mika: Well, that was fun! Thanks for the help Xell!
Xellina: No prob!! Anything for my girl!!
**Mika gets up and runs back stage and comes back out with a pissed off Kaoru and a bazooka.**
Kaoru: Kenshin!!! You love her!?! *Points to Xellina*
Kenshin: ORO!!!!
**Kaoru runs at Xellina and Miake aims the bazooka at Mika. The fours girls fight behind the two love sofas where Tamahome and Kenshin sit.**
*Happy Music starts to play.*
Kenshin: Well, folks I guess that's all the time we have for today!
Tamahome: Thanks for watching!!
*The guys stand up and together wave good-bye*
Kenshin& Tamahome: Sayonara!!
**Stage lights dim and the crowd starts to clap. The four girls still fighting stop and wave good-bye then start killing one another again. Kenshin and Tamahome walk off stage together.**
Tamahome: Hey Kenshin, you wanna go grab some sake some where?
Kenshin: Sure! I know just the place!! Maybe we can grab Sanosuke and Tauski on our way?!
Tamahome: Sure thing bro!
*Show ends*
~AN: Well, there you have it!! R&R and tell me if you like it!! And give me suggestions for guests on the next show and what we should do!!! Thanks!~ SAYONARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~AN: Hello, hello! Well I guess this is my first offical fanfic. I wrote another one that I made up completely by myself called Beyond Mysterious, but it has no characters from any known Anime in it. So....TA-DA here is my first REAL fanfic! It's a talk show kinda like The View, but a lot cooler! The hostesses are Xellina-dono (one of my best pals) and Mika- chan (me). They are in love with the men from almost every anime, but Xell really likes Kenshin (from Rurouni Kenshin) and Mika likes Tamahome (from Fushigi Yuugi). So they invite and swoon over their guests and once in awhile add in a woman guest to get in fights with! Hope you enjoy it!!~
**Stage lights up, Mika-chan and Xellina-dono are both smiling into the camera as the crowd cheers**
Xellina: Hello everyone and welcome to Xellina and Mika, Hunk Source! Where we interview your favorite guys from all the anime shows!!
Mika: That's right!! We are very happy to see so many guests here!
**Crowd Cheers**
Mika: Ok, ok! Settle down folks! Lets get to the show!
Xellina: ALRIGHTY! I'm proud to introduce all of you today to our manly guests who are.....Kenshin Himura!!!
*Kenshin runs on stage, takes a bow, then runs off again.*
Mika: Tamahome!!
*He runs on and does the same thing as Kenshin*
Xellina: Hotohori!!!
*He slowly struts onto the stage, all the girls scream as he glitters by*
Mika: And our special female guest Miaka!!!
**Crowd Boo's as she walks onto the stage.**
Mika: Know, know lets not be to hasty to the neko-shoujo!!! cat girl
Xellina: Ooo nice burn Mika!
Mika: Thanks! Oh wow what a lovely Kimono you have on Xellina! You look glamerous in that color!
Xellina: Oh well thank you! I just got it yesterday at the market place!
Mika: Charming! *Turns and looks into the camera, smiling again* Now let's bring out our first guest......
Xellina: Hotohori, come on down baby!!!
*He appears on stage and glitters his way to the hostesses, a few people in the audience pass out because of nose bleeds*
Hotohori: Well, hello ladies!
Mika & Xellina: *giggles* Irasshaimase!! welcome
Hotohori: Aren't you too looking lovely!! Not as lovely as me of course!
Mika: *under her breath* Ego maniac!
Xellina: Sure whatever Hotohori! So tell us...How are you, we haven't seen you for ages!
Hotohori: I'm great, being an Emporer is a blast! I saty busy all day with meetings and thinking about my plans for a future wife!
Xellina: Sounds promising! Ok I have to ask and I know all the other ladies out there are dying to knoe the same thing I am! How do you keep your skin so smooth??
Hotohori: *Chuckles* I moisturize every morning and get a good facial scrub at night. On Sunday's I where a cucumber face mask for 3 hours then rise it off with pure mineral water!
Xellina: Wow all that for just your face! Amazing isn't it Mika!
*Snore*
Xellina: *pokes Mika* Baka! Wake up! We're in the middle of our show!
Mika: Nani?? Oh yes, that's great......*snore*
*Happy music fills the area*
Xellina: Oh that's our cue for our first commercial break! Next up we have Kenshin and Tamahome strut their stuff down our hottie runway!
**Commercials**
*Stage lights up again and this time Mika is awake*
Xellina: Welcome back everyone! Now I believe is the time all of you have been waiting for!
Mika: That's right! It's now time for Tamahome and Kenshin to work it down our Hottie Runway!! They will be competing against one another for the title of the hottest guy!! *whispers to camera* ~Tamahome will totally win! He's got a nice ketsu!! butt
Xellina: We'll just see about that Mika! My Kenshin the sexiest murasaki me!! purple eyes
Mika: Whatever!! We'll just let our judges decide!!
Xellina: Judging for us today are Hotohori, Nuriko, and Kaoru! Let's start the compitition!! Best of luck to you guys!!
Mika: Now before we start the guys will be doing their own thing to get themselves some much needed points with the judges! So that means....NO RULES!!! On with the show!
Xellina: First we have Tamahome and his randition of "I'm too Sexy for My Shirt."
**Tamahome come down the runway wearing a black, silk Japanese suit. Music starts and Tamahome starts singing while unbuttonong his top.**
Mika: *drool* Whoa baby!!! Take it off, take it all off!!!!!
Xellina: Nice abs!
**Tamahome throws all his clothes out to the girls in the crowd and struts up and down the runway with just his jokey undies on!! Then the likes turn off and the music still plays. When ligts turn back on Tamahome is standing cross legged with his jokeys over his shoulder. He winks and throws them to Mika ~don't worry they're clean~, then he does one of his karate kicks, then walks off the stage shaking his ketsu!**
*Crowd goes nuts*
Xellina: Whoa, I think we need the prarmedics! Mika here has just passed out!! Daijobu desu ka?? are you all right
Mika: No, no daijobu I'm all right!! That was awesome, I hope Miaka didn't see that!!! Judges what do you say??
Hotohori: 9.5
Nuriko: A perfect 10!!
Kaoru: 7.0, I think he could have done better.
*Crowd boo's at Kaoru*
Xellina: Well that's one tough cookie!!
Mika: *under her breath* Busu baka! ugly idoit Next we have Kenshin showing off his moves to "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!"
*Xellina runs over closer to the stage*
** Kenshin comes out, reverse blade drawn. Music starts and he runs down the run way straight towards a wooden dummy.**
Kenshin: Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu style!!
**Kenshin slashes the wood to bits and in the end his kimoto is totall off his shoulders showing his very well built chest and stomach. He takes it off and hands it to Xellina, then kisses her on her forehead. Xellina then gets a nose bleed and passes out. Kenshin turns to face the roaring crowd.**
Kenshin: Hai Ya!
**He yells out the last word in the song and then walks off stage waving to all the screaming fans.**
Mika: Oh baby!! That was impressive!
Xellina: That it was!
Mika: *chuckles* Judges what do you say?!
Hotohori: 7.5, he isn't as pretty as I am!
Nuriko: 9.5, I Loved it!
Kaoru: 10!!! Although that makes me mad cause he's never kissed me before!
Mika: Oh my gosh!! We have a tie, I guess we have the worlds TWO hottest guys with us today!!! Would the two gentle men come out please!
*Kenshin ~still w/o a top~ and Tamahome ~now in some red jokey undies~ come out, arms around each others shoulders, laughing. They take a bow, the crowd goes bonkers and a few try and mob the stage. The judges leave and Mika and Xellina grab their favorite guy and sit them down in the love sofas they have placed on stage.**
Mika: Well I must say you two were off the charts! ~snuggles closer to Tamahome~ But I must nobody can beat my Tamahome!!
Xellina: ~Not paying attention to Mika, just playing with Kenshins hair while he wraps his arms around her~ Sure, whatever you say Mika.....Kenshin stop that!
*Commercial Break*
*Light come back to stage*
**The two girls give out guy scouting tips to the audience and take questions written to them by some viewers. Suddenly Miaka come running in.**
Miaka: You baka!!! Get away from Tamahome!!
Mika: Oh look everyone it's our special guest! MIAKA!!
*Crowd boo's**
Mika: So Miaka how have you been doing? Passes high school yet?
Miaka: You baka!! Get away from my Tamahome!!
Mika: Your Tamahome?? Hahaha what a naive girl!! Who said he ever wanted you?
Miaka: Damare Bakana!!! *Jumps on Mika and starts ounching her*
Xellina: Hey!! What the hell do you think you're doing slut!! That's my friend! *Xell jumps on Miaka and throws her off of Mika*
Mika: Man, Miaka you just made a very, VERY bad choice! *Angry red aoura surrounds her*AN: Just in case you didn't know, Mika is a sorceress!!
Xellina: Chikushou!!! Hit the deck everyone!! Mika is PISSED!!
**Everyone throws themselves to the floor except Miaka who doesn't know what's going on. Mika yells and sends out a huge Qui blast towards Miaka. Tamahome just sits there wondering if he should interfere.**
Miaka: IYEE!!! Oww
**Miaka falls forward passing out and Mika runs her hand through her hair breathing slowly.**
Mika: Well, that was fun! Thanks for the help Xell!
Xellina: No prob!! Anything for my girl!!
**Mika gets up and runs back stage and comes back out with a pissed off Kaoru and a bazooka.**
Kaoru: Kenshin!!! You love her!?! *Points to Xellina*
Kenshin: ORO!!!!
**Kaoru runs at Xellina and Miake aims the bazooka at Mika. The fours girls fight behind the two love sofas where Tamahome and Kenshin sit.**
*Happy Music starts to play.*
Kenshin: Well, folks I guess that's all the time we have for today!
Tamahome: Thanks for watching!!
*The guys stand up and together wave good-bye*
Kenshin& Tamahome: Sayonara!!
**Stage lights dim and the crowd starts to clap. The four girls still fighting stop and wave good-bye then start killing one another again. Kenshin and Tamahome walk off stage together.**
Tamahome: Hey Kenshin, you wanna go grab some sake some where?
Kenshin: Sure! I know just the place!! Maybe we can grab Sanosuke and Tauski on our way?!
Tamahome: Sure thing bro!
*Show ends*
~AN: Well, there you have it!! R&R and tell me if you like it!! And give me suggestions for guests on the next show and what we should do!!! Thanks!~ SAYONARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!