To those who were confused:

Senpai - "Senior/Upperclassman" in Japanese. And no, I'm not a weeb.

I promised myself I would finish writing the first chapter of my serious Nozomi harem fic, but...

She only exists in your dreams.

She's the kind of girl who'll... "hug" you, if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

The kind of girl who'll just break your heart after a one night stand.

But LOL no one cares about that stupid shit. All they want is-

"NOZOMI-SENPAI!~"

Yes. All they want is Nozomi-senpai Toujou, their beloved senpai.

A precious cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure.

"AOWFMWKFMKW NOZOMI-SENPAIIIIII!"

These crazy-as-directioners girls have been shouting her name for god knows how long and how loud, but where exactly is our dashing senpai?

"I'm just here, you little kittens." and here she is! Our lovely cheating bastard senpai! Where the hell did she pop up from?

"KYAA! Nozomi-senpai is so cool, so dashing!"

"OMFG my ovaries just exploded!"

"Bring her to the hospital while I drool over how hot Nozomi-senpai is!"

While the uselessly nameless girls were admiring Nozomi's irritatingly irresistable sexiness up close, a certain blonde haired girl was simply admiring her sexy goddess senpai from afar.

So cool... she thought, as she started daydreaming about her honeymoon with Nozomi-senpai Romeo. Yes, too cool for you; don't get your hopes up.

A familiar voice snaps the blonde from her disgustingly cheesy R-18 imagination. "Hey, Nozomi-senpai."

It was Nico Yazawa, one of her Nozomi-senpai's 38293829842 girlfriends. Her hair wasn't tied into its usual twintails, free from any ribbon or scrunchie; it gave her a more mature look.

As Nozomi-senpai and Nico started making out in the middle of the hallway without giving a fuck about anyone who saw them, Eli felt jealous. I want to be one of Nozomi-senpai's 402848303290932 girlfriends too... Wait, did I already mention her name? Whatever, lol.

"SOMEDAY, NOZOMI-SENPAI! SOMEDAY, YOU WILL NOTICE ME!" the blonde shouted for no reason at all. The head of the disciplinary committee appeared out of nowhere and spanked her for shouting at Nozomi-senpai. No one does that to Nozomi-senpai! NO ONE!

"What the fuck was that?" Nico whispered to Nozomi-senpai. It seems like her Nozomi-senpai was staring at the blonde haired girl's ass.

That moment, Nozomi-senpai only had one thing on her mind.

Deez nuts...

A/N: Chapter 2 gets posted tomorrow. That's it.