A/N: I'm back! Here's another fic that suddenly popped out of nowhere. It was actually my dream, so I decided it would make a great fic and besides the plot wouldn't leave me alone. So I decided to just post it on Hey, we can have our fantasies, right? On with the fic! (Oh, and kindly leave a review…)

You're My WHAT, Sanzo-sama?

Sanzo sat perched on the windowsill leaning on the window. It was raining again; luckily they had found a shelter in the next town or they'll all be drenched. Sanzo is, as usual, thinking of the life he once had with his master, Koumyou Sanzo, but today he is thinking of another person: His long lost brother. At least, he thinks the boy in the picture is his brother. Sanzo had been reflecting on the strange green-eyed boy that looked so much like someone he knows; he had spent hours looking at the picture of the said boy attached to his locket, the locket that was, in turn, attached to him when he was washed on the river.

A few minutes later, a knock on the door made Sanzo snap out of his reverie. The gentle green-eyed man peeked into the room, with his chocolate brown locks bouncing.

"Hey, Sanzo." Hakkai greeted softly.

"Hn."

"How are you doing today? You seem to be upset again because of the rain."

"Tch. Life's like that…"

Suddenly, two men who must not be named stopped their quarreling next door and listened intently on the conversation these two were having.

"What do you think now, Goku? Don't you think he's a little too kind these days to Hakkai? Come on monkey, admit it!" Gojyo hissed, fearing that the nagging mommy and rogue priest next door would hear their conversation just as he was hearing them.

"No! I don't think he is at all! In fact, I think he's just being cool with him because he's kind and serious, unlike us!" The bakazaru retorted.

"Ha, you're just saying that because you don't want to lose the bet!"

-Flashback-

Two days ago, the Sanzo-ikkou was on another town. This town was way more extravagant than the last one they had been in; it had nice hotels and decent shops and restaurants which the Sanzo-ikkou could enjoy themselves.

"Oi, Baldie, can I borrow the golden credit card?" Gojyo suddenly asked after seeing a beautiful and sexy lady waking into a bar.

"No." Sanzo answered without as much as a glance at the red headed kappa.

"What? Why?"

"Because Hakkai got to it first."

With that said, the rogue priest, instead of tossing it like he normally does, handed it POLITELY to Hakkai.

"Here you go, Hakkai." With that done, the monk turned on his heels and walked away.

After the card incident, Gojyo pulled Goku aside.

"Hey, saru, what do you think of that?" Gojyo asked quietly.

"Of what?"

"Of what just happened, stupid!"

"Oh, the card thing? Nothing. Is there something strange with it?"

"Didn't you notice? Sure, it is normal that Sanzo would not let me borrow the golden card even though my eyes are bringing out blood, but that? Did you just see that? Instead of normally throwing it, he handed it politely to Hakkai!"

"You're imagining things, Gojyo. I think it's perfectly okay."

"Stupid! Open your eyes! Sanzo just handed it politely!"

"So?"

"So it means there's something going on between them!"

"Stupid ero kappa! All you can think about is those perverted things! It's absolutely ridiculous! I mean, what did even make you think like that? Sure, sure, he handed the card politely, but so what? I don't see anything wrong with it!"

Gojyo was furious. "Fine, don't believe me, but I'm telling you, there is something going on between them! I'll tell you what, we'll have a bet. Whoever loses shall do what the winner wants and not quarrel with him or whine for a whole month!"

"Deal! And I'm telling you, there's nothing going on between them!"

"And I'm telling you there is!"

Both then turned on their heels and went to their hotel and into their own respective rooms.

-End Flashback-

"Sanzo, you know you can tell me anything. I'm sensing that what you're thinking about now is not just because of your master, but because of someone else. Is there something bothering you? Tell me. You know I'm always here to help you and that you can't hide anything from me. Come on, out with it." Hakkai coaxed.

"Mmm…. Well, I don't want to talk about it."

"Sanzo…" Then something vibrated. It was Hakkai's cellphone. (Gojyo and Goku did not hear the vibration, though…)

"Honey…" Sanzo began to read from the newspaper loudly.

"Hmmm?" Hakkai answered his phone.

"Kiss me…" (Sanzo was reading from the celebrity section…)

"What? Okay, I'm not yet ready, but I'll try…." (Hakkai was talking to someone who wants to hire him after their journey….)

(A/N: I'm only putting the conversations of Hakkai and Sanzo that Gojyo and Goku could hear, so the reason their words somehow connects is because that is all Gojyo and Goku heard because of their constant arguing.)

At the next room, the two bakas could not believe what they were just hearing. These two are occasionally taking their ears off the wall to drink or argue, so they have no idea that the things that Sanzo and Hakkai just said are from a newspaper article and a call!

"See! Did you just hear that? I win!" Gojyo cheered.

"Not so fast!" Goku said, annoyed. "We need to see for certain first whether they're really going to kiss or not!

With that, Gojyo and Goku hurried out of the room and swiftly and quietly crept to Sanzo's room.

End of Chapter

A/n: So how did you like it guys? Please read and review and tell me if I should still continue writing this crap…