Ah, yes. Another day gone by, another night to relish the horrible sins he had done.
Pee-wee shuddered at the memory of the disgusting shit-stains as they begged for mercy like dogs. It turned him on. Ah, the hunt. Or, per say, the kill, is what Pee-wee lived for.
The tall tuxedo-clad man slowly rocked out of his bed and straightened his blaring red tie.
"GOOD MORNING, BOYS AND GIRLS!" He bellowed, bursting the eardrums of millions of crippled orphans. He giggled like a pedophile as he waltzed down the stairs to his sound-proof basement, and locked the doors behind him. Pee-wee inhaled the familiar scent deeply. Yes, he knew it all-too well.
The smell of bleach and human shit. How he loved the aroma.
"Today, we have two very special guests! Cowboy Curtis, and Miss Evan!" The sleazy man said with a boyish grin.
"We're gonna have so much fun today, right boys and girls?" He emitted quite a disturbing laugh.
The psychopathic son of a bitch walked over to his prisoners. Cowboy Curtis, the hick, was chained to the wall, his hands and face sliced and gnarled. He was naked, and his stomach was sliced open. He had shat himself in pain and fear, and the putrid scent of vomit was apparent. Curtis was alive, but only just barely. Miss Evan had seen something so awful and so horrible I would not wish it upon any living thing—
She had witnessed the Lord Christian Weston Chandler's duck.
"Oh, Miss Evan. You truly are the most beautiful woman in Puppetland." He crooned hoarsely, stroking her face. He then proceeded to shave her stupid hairstyle. I will give the horrid man that, since she probably had the most revolting haircut of CWCville and Puppetland combined.
When he finished the deed, he laughed and stuffed the locks of hair into Cowboy Curtis's chest cavity.
Pee-wee put on his turban that he borrowed from his good friend, Jambie the Genie.
"Hey boys and girls, I'm Jambie! Mecka-lecka high, mecka Heiney ho!" Pee-wee bellowed, doing a very poor impression of Jambie.
The episode has been cut for very explicit reasons. The CWCville police are still investigating.
Pee-wee's current location is unknown.
Miss Evan has been admitted to extensive therapy, and sadly, Captain Curtis did not survive. Only a few remnants of his corpse was found.
May God have mercy on the pitiful shit-stain of Earth known as Pee-wee Herman.