Cartoon Bloopers
Note: This isn't a story. Just some bloopers I made up. If you make up some bloopers of your own in the upcoming category I have, PM me or comment it in your review. I'll be sure to credit you if I like it. Happy reading!
Chapter 1: Phineas and Ferb
The Wizard of Odd
Doofenshmitz Wicked Witch Castle!
Doofenshmirtz: It's not Warlock, its Witch; ugh! Wait, it is warlock! My bad, sorry!
Isabella: She doesn't have to give you anything. You have no real power in this part of Odd.
Doofenshmirtz: Wrong! I have the power of… wait, what do I have the power of again? I forget.
Doofenshmirtz: Wrong! I have the power to conquer the tri state area (Laughs) And first order of business; destroy all platypuses (Laughs)
Director: That's not part of the script!
Doofenshmirtz: (Stops laughing) Aw, darn it! I really thought I could get away with that one. Besides, we know what happens; Witch captures Dorothy and Toto, witch tries to kill her, she gets free, yada, yada, yada. I was trying to mix it up this time, instead of killing Dorothy, why doesn't the witch kills Toto instead? And when I mean Toto, I mean Perry the Platypus. See, mixing it up! What you guys think?
Gets the silent treatment.
Doof: (Disappointed) Aw, come on! You guys are no fun!
Doof: I'll get you my pretty, and your little… wait, what was it again? Ugh; I said it like a million times in the show. Hold on, I'll remember!
Candace: If you say pig like in that Veggie tales one, I swear, I'm going to kill you.
Doof: I got it! A duckver!
Candace: (Shocked) A duckver? Is that even a word?
Doof: Yeah, you know. Combination of beaver and a duck, a duckver! And no, it's not a word. I just made it up, what did ya think?
Candace: You have so much too learn!
Doof: I know.
The Beak
Isabella: I thought there will be some clues in the photos I took that can help him stop Khaka Pee- Pee
Ferb snorts
Isabella: (Laughs) Oh my gosh! I said Khaka Pee-Pee; I'm so sorry. I said Khaka Pee-Pee.
Khaka Peu Peu: Yeah, real mature!
Take 2
Isabella snickers, then burst out laughing
Take 233
Isabella: I thought there will be some clues in the photos I took that can help him stop Khaka Pee-Po! (Bursts out laughing again). I said Khaka Pee-Po!
Khaka Peu Peu: You're really having fun with this, aren't you?
Phineas: Here it is! The Phineas-and-Ferb-edge-off-in… I forgot what we called it.
Take 95
Phineas: Here it is! The Phineas-and-Ferb- edge…You know what? It's a very intense skate trek, okay?
Buford: Help! My nerd is stuck in a tree! (Holds a calculator) Look, it's your favorite… (Looks at it) uh, mobile devise that can do Math problems!
Baljeet: It's a calculator your nitwit!
Buford: There it is, a calculator; I knew that. Wait, did you call me nitwit?
Baljeet: (Laughs nervously) Oops! Sorry about that Buford. I don't know what came over me. No hard feelings right? (Buford growls at Baljeet) Right? (Buford attacks him) AHHHHH!
Doof: Well as much as I hate joining forces with good… (Notices Perry's butt is facing him.) Ewwww! I didn't need to see that! Come on people; turn him the right way so I can see him. I don't want to talk to his butt, ewe; talk about disturbing!
Candace: It's always, "Candace, I'm shopping." "Candace, I'm getting a root canal surgery." Candace, I'm…I'm…whatever!
Doof: And remember: Doof me, Doof you, Doof…somebody? Uh, I forgot my public service announcement!
Candace: Wait another second! Something impossible plus that existing in real life equals, hah! (Hesitates) I don't know what it equals.
S'Winter
Doof: Not so fast Perry the Platypus!
Pulls lever, nothing.
Doof: Hmmm, it was working fine a few minutes before you showed up. I wonder why… (Looks at Perry whose bill hints that he ate the chocolate. Perry smiles guiltily and shrugs as if saying 'what can I say? I'm a crime fighting agents, we got to eat sometimes.')
Doof: Perry the Platypus? You ate all of my chocolate? I didn't even know that platypuses liked chocolate. Hmmm, interesting.
Interview with a Platypus
Linda: Awe, you know he's saying "you guys are the best"
Perry: (That's not what at all what I said; but what the heck? As long as my secret's not out, I'll go with it.)
Get that Bigfoot Outa my Face
Phineas: Hey Perry. Why are you all covered in lipstick?
Perry: (Trust me Phineas. You don't want to know!)
Roller Coaster
Ferb: Platypuses are the only mammals that can lay eggs
Phineas: They're not the only ones. What about Echidnas?
Ferb: (Sighs) Just go with the script bro. Just go with the script
The Lizard Whisperer
Isabella: Maybe we should just give up.
Ferb: Give up. Give up? Darn (Turns to stepbrother, and shrugs) I forgot my speech Phineas.
The bus comes around with the American, Pakistan, Italy, Germany, Austria, India, and New Zealand, and more country flags but not England.
Ferb: I'm British people. Come on, British! Guessing my country's flag is an insult to me. Come on, get it right! (Sighs) I'll be in my trailer until you get it right (Goes to trailer.)
Oh, There you Perry
Doof: We did it! We did it! Lo hi…we did it!
Director: Cut! Dora, come in here!
Doof: (Scared) No, no! I'll say it right! Just please, have mercy, and don't call Dora in here. I'm begging you!
Next will be SpongeBob. So R and R, and give me SB bloopers!