Chapter one: Reincarnation Ticket
Hey guys, before I go on to the story of my life here in this world let me ask you a question. Whats your expectations when you face the afterlife? Mine is that I expect my afterlife to be in purgatory though heaven would be a nice wishful idea since I had done some good things in my 19 years of living on earth, I also had done some bad common things nothing too serious though.
Some people (mostly the religious ones) believe in going to Heaven, Hell, Purgatory etc. after they die. I am one of those religious types. Some to those who don't believe in Gods and Deities and instead believe in science and facts, I don't really know what they believe in it depends on them. And others who don't really think about the afterlife and death well we will never really know (unless your smart enough to guess).
As I was saying I am one of the religious ones my belief in the afterlife is that I will go to the purgatory, so why am I reincarnated with my memories intact? Maybe I had done some good things in my past past life, but why are my memories still there?
I would probably never know, but my guess is that God is being nice to me and decided to give me a second life plus deciding to be generous enough to let my memories from my previous life intact.
Ah, i'm probably one of the most luckiest person alive...or dead.
How did I know that I would get reincarnated with my memories still there? Its very simple. After I died (which I didn't know back then) I found myself in a white room I was standing at the center naked as I wa-
Wait wait wait wait hold up...I'm naked?! What the fuck!
Quickly I tried to cover myself, keyword tried since I can't cover my ass. I frantically scanned the room looking for some cameras or CCTV or peepholes only to find none, I relaxed slightly (just a 0.5%) and decided to get out of the room, but first I need to search for some clothes.
As I scanned the room again I finally noticed 2 things.
1 there are no furniture's the room is just empty except for my presence but its kinda creepy, since the room is just plain empty that means no clothes for me. This problem is no biggie for me since all I need to do is to go out (cautiously) in this creepy room and i'm just going to secretly search for some clothes and steal it, but there's a new problem.
And now I will introduce to you to problem no. 2!
There are no doors...i'm trapped.
My mind began to make some horrid thoughts and this is the time I asked myself a question which I should have done the moment I found myself naked, my excuse is that i'm a late reactor...sometimes. Shit, where am I and why am I naked?! Is this one of the scenes in some horror films I've watched, No fucking way! Nononono! I don't wanna be experimented by some mad scientist or..or be driven as a prostitute or some sex slave, I don't want to waste my virginity!
...Well its kinda flattering that they would think of using me like as sex slave that means I must be pretty. Wait, What am I thinking! This is not the time for flattering myself! By the time I was finally done with my horrid and dramatic thoughts, I distinctly remembered something...something...some-
"Gaahh!" I shouted with my arms clutching in my head, if a passerby's were to see my state right now they would surely think I escaped from a mental hospital. "Remember! What was it that I forgot?!"
Seeing as it didn't help me remembering, I decided to bang my head on a wall...softly. And it helped! I finally remembered it!
I remembered that I got hit directly by a huge motherfucking truck and judging by the speed of the truck I would have probably been blown to pieces.
Oh, so that's what I forgot.
It wouldn't take some idiot to know that not even a miracle could survive that. So i'm dead.
I'm dead. I thought grimly, I died, I didn't survived the hit or more like I didn't have a chance to even survive that kind of hit. Somehow when I think about it over and over it doesn't sound bad at all. I mean I miss my life and my family and my friends more importantly I miss my dog- my sweet sweet gentle bulldog.
As I stood there my with my mouth agape and my eyes widening with horror, disbelief, and dread for what seemed like days (actually I exaggerated it, I stood there for 1 hour and 14 minutes) processing the thought that i'm dead I think I looked like I saw a monster, I didn't even notice a paper clutched tightly in my left hand.
Until the said paper grew hot but it wasn't on fire...lucky for me I guess.
"Ouch!" I shouted, (Wow, the dead can still feel a pain) when I looked through the source of pain I noticed that I was holding a crumbled piece of paper.
"The fuck? since when have I been holding this paper?" Feeling curious I smoothened the crumbled paper and began to read the contents of it.
"What the- this is all about me!" I said loudly my face shocked. The contents read-
Name: Helena Jeans Miller
Age: 19
Birthdate: January 23 1996
Race: Human
Human Genes: American
Gender: Female
Blood Type: O
Hair Col...
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"The fuck, I got a stalker in purgatory or...maybe in heaven, its a bit flattering, but its still creepy," I said as I found the contents of it all about me and my life and what was scary was that all the information's were correct.
"Wow, my stalker must've been working diligently if all of it were correct." I muttered, "And is that my BREAST SIZE?! This stalker is a freaking pervert!"
I skipped some parts of it that were embarrassing and creepy and decided to read the contents at the bottom, if there are some interesting thing mentioned there. And believe me there IS. I can't believe the stalker knows that I have a crush on-
No, that wasn't the most interesting thing mentioned hehehehe I was just kidding.
Okay, the interesting thing that was mentioned made my heart stop... if I even had a heart right now (Yohohohoho, its almost a skull joke!). The interesting contents read,
Hereby decided to be reincarnated with her memories intact, reincarnated in-
I gasped as I stop reading when I read the words reincarnated and memories intact, I was shocked and greatly touched that God decided to reincarnate me, he must have found my past past life as good enough for his taste that he decided to reincarnate me with my memories still in my mind.
I love you life! I love you stalker angel- wait no I don't love you, your too creepy. I love you me! I love you God! I happily sang in my mind
Few minutes later and I was still praising whatever my mind could say and produce to the ones who decided to give me a second chance, at the corner of my left eye I saw an old wooden door.
Strange, the last time I scanned the room there were no doors. *Gasp* is this the road to reincarnation? Feeling curious I decided to approach it cautiously and turned the knob and hesitantly opened it (the door could maybe lead me or drag me to hell or something or maybe there are monsters and eating devils there) what I saw was just an eternal whiteness.
Mustering up courage and feeling slightly daring, I decided to step out of the room and explore to my hearts content since I was bored being at the white room and I think i'm gonna go crazy if I stayed in that room for another few minutes, but the color of the outside world didn't help curing the matters either, but oh well as the saying goes beggars can't be choosers.
As I stepped out of the room thinking of what I should do with my freedom and pushing aside the matters of reincarnation.
I fell, yup i'm gonna repeat that I fell.
"...HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA DIE AGAIN! But what am I saying i'm dead already! But what if even spirits can die?! NonononoNo! MY REINCARNATION TICKET! My heart...my heart...holy fuck! My heart this adventure is bad for my heart!, the adrenaline rush is too much! ...I think i'm gonna pee!? Maybe i'm gonna die by a heart attack?!" I shouted as I fell into the eternal whiteness below.
And then darkness consumed me. Hah! I fainted because I fell and I still haven't reached the ground yet...if there is a ground.
Guys, before I let this chapter end you still remember the praises I sang to the Deities right? Yeah, in the second chapter or so i'm really gonna regret it later, if only I had read the remaining words of the paper.
Reincarnated in the Naruto Universe.
Fuck my life and all this bullshit.
Authors Note: Sorry for my grammar and the disclaimer is in my profile.
Reviews and Critiques are welcomed with open arms!
UchiwaFikushon signing out!
Edit: Linebreaks TT