Here's a Soul Eater fanfic my friend wrote based off of a dream she had. She asked me to upload it using my account, and I did. I think it's pretty good myself!

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Maka had just the courage to ask Kid out for a date to the movies. He came, on time. It was 8:00. "Perfect timing" he had said to her.

The movie was ok, just not great.

Kid: That was an ok movie, it symmetrical most of the time. I kinda liked it.

Maka: Yeah, I guess you're right.

They are both in the back of the theater. Out of the blue, Maka gives Kid a hug and kisses him on his left cheek. She goes to pull away, but Kid won't let go.

Kid: /cocks his eyebrow/ That wasn't symmetrical.

Maka: Oh, /kisses the other cheek./

Kid: cocks his eyebrow again and gives her a look like "you naive little girl" and then kisses her on the lips. He is counting in his mind 1 Mississippi...2 Mississippi... 3 Mississippi...4, just then his cell phone rings. He breaks apart holding both of his first fingers as the "one moment" sign and talks on the phone.

Kid: Liz!... ok...Yeah... YES I WAS BUSY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!...Yeah fine I'll come...bye. /hangs up phone and turns to face Maka/ Sorry about that, Liz wants to catch this guy that is dressed up as a condor that is carrying tons of souls

Maka: That's ok, ya know you just gave me an asymmetrical kiss right? Why were you holding both of your fingers up instead of just one like you are supposed to?

Kid: Yeah I know. It needed to be symmetrical.

Maka: ok, just making sure.

Kid: /flies off on his flying skateboard to find Pattie and Liz./

Liz: What were you doing that was so important? Were you fixing your house again because it was asymmetrical?

Kid: No. In fact, I was on a date.

Pattie:/giggling/ Did you kiss her?

Kid: As a matter of fact I did, now let's get moving!

/Pattie and Liz giggle behind him for a full 5 minutes/

Kid: (thinking to himself) I'm glad I didn't bring them on my date to give me advice! They would have laughed at me the whole time!

And they would do it asymmetrically too!

Meanwhile...

Maka: /makes her way to the front of the theater to find Soul sitting there/ Soul what are you doing here?

Soul: it's about time you got here! I was waiting here for an hour and a half! We missed the movie.

Maka: what are you talking about?

Soul: Our date remember? You were talking about going to the movies with me at 8:00!

Maka: /angrily/ I was going with kid not you! I just kissed him! What makes you think I would go to the movies with you?

Soul: /angrily and sadly/ you went to the movies with kid and you kissed him? how could you do that to your boyfriend?

Maka: WHAT! DID YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE MY WEAPON WE WERE GOING STEADY! OF COURSE NOT! /runs off very angrily/

The next day...

Kid shows up exactly at 8:00 no more no less. Pattie and Liz are still giggling behind him.

Pattie and Liz in unison: Kid and Maka sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! first comes love,

Kid: /interrupts/ Will you shut up! I would never kiss Maka in a tree! Most trees are asymmetrical!

Liz and Pattie stop immediately seeing Kid's anger.

At lunch...

All the other kids are sitting around eating school lunch food. Kid brings his own, saying the lunch trays are not symmetrical.

Maka: /motions for kid to sit next to her/

Kid: /glances at soul sitting next to her. Soul is grinding a fork into the table leaving a big hole. Then he kinda moves his head to where to Soul is sitting. Maka immediately looks to find Soul grinding his fork into the table./

Maka: Whispers something in Soul's ear.

Soul: /immediately takes his fork down and looks somewhat normal/

Kid: /goes and sits by Maka, his weapons beside him. He pulls out his lunch, a sandwich neatly (and symmetrically) cut down the middle. An apple, cut in half with the core cut out the same length on each half. He smiles to himself remembering this morning when it took him 10 apples just to get it right. Than a brownie, cut down diagonally so it looked like triangles. There are the same amount of sprinkles on each side. he begins to eat, using both of his hands./

Maka: Why are you using both hands kid?

Kid: /holds up both of his pointer fingers as the "one moment please" sign, finishes chewing and swallows./ Because It needs to be symmetrical.

Maka: ok

Kid takes his time finishing his lunch, making sure his bites are symmetrical. Maka waits with him, they are the last ones in the lunch room.

Maka: Does it always take you that long to eat.

Kid: yes.

The enter outside and are talking about something. All of a sudden, Kid puts his hands over Maka's mouth and pulls her over to the side with him. He was just in time too. Soul and Black Star jump down. They are looking ready to fight when Kid notices something. Pattie and Liz come running down right by them.

Liz: Kid where were you? We were looking for you!

Kid: (interrupts)Liz, Pattie, weapon form now! /kid looked down at Black Star's and Soul's feet, thinking, they did not land symmetrically!/ you guys are a disgrace! You evil ugly things! I should just blast you out of here!/holding gun in position to blast/

/black star and soul think that he is mad because they interrupted him with his chat with Maka, Maka thinks that too, only Pattie and Liz know the real reason for Kid's lashing out, but they keep quiet. Seeing how mad Kid is, Black Star and Soul run away./

Liz and Pattie: /switch back to human form/

Maka: whoa.

Kid: /thinking to himself/ If only they ran away symmetrically!

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There. That's chapter 1. She said she might write another one. I personally will make sure-I mean hope she does. /hides giant club behind back/

REVIEW! Pwease?

This actually gave me and idea for a Soul Eater one shot with the same name...KidxMaka or KidxLiz...If you review, please be kind enough to tell me which pairing you'd prefer I'd use...I have no idea...Actually, I think I'll add a poll to my profile for those who are kind enough to vote. I'll add more than KidxLiz and KidxMaka onto the poll to see what all you great readers out there would like me to write.