ok yea im a disclaimer thing i dont own anything.. so yea... OOC by the way.. and thats like it
Me: Hello and welcome to twilight randomisitty.
Bella: What are we supposed to be doing here?
Me: I don't know...just say stuff...sugar cube?
Jasper: Oooh suuuugar cubes!
Me: allrighty then
Jasper: -Licks hand from sugar cubes- Yum...
Me: hmm im bored lets do something fun!
Edward: oh god no
Me: dude im as serious as seriousness :P
Edward: umm...how about truth or dare
Bella: uhh ok?
Edward: PASS THE BOOZE!!
Jasper: man after that one time in Missouri u dont deserve to like drink
Me: hmm i live in missouri
Jasper: umm...thanks for sharing -thumbs up-
--5 minutes later--
Edward: MUAHHAHAHA
Me: he drank some beer didnt he?
Bella: oh yea
Me: so...lets put him in odd clothing
Edward:WEEEEEE
Bella: how about a unicorn costume
Me:why?
Bella: i dont know... or a pretty princess outfit.
Edward: HISSSS GET AWAY FROM ME OR I WILL BITE you
Jasper: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK I I I I I W-e-e-e-e-nt to go get m-m-m-ore s-s-u-g-g-aaaar cuubes aaaand i miight bee a little suuugar high!!
Me: Ok so come back and see what happens there will be Flying unicorns, yes unicorns, and spider man and dont forget aboout coffee.
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AN: ok first Twilight story thing so please like leave comments and sorry about my typos i was eating powdered sugar while typing...so i was a little distracted! oh and my stories are kinda lame