Scrabble: Charmed Style

By chuckles1414

Chapter One

"Come on, Phoebe," Piper moaned, glancing down at her watch. "We've been waiting for your move for over fifteen minutes." Piper kicked Paige, who had fallen asleep, under the table.

"She done yet?" Paige groggily asked.

"I got it!" Phoebe yelled. She placed down all seven of her letters.

"Akolpty?" Piper read aloud. "Uh…Phoebe, that's not a word."

"Yes, it is," Phoebe said. "It's a type of cat."

"It's not in the dictionary…" Leo started.

"No!" Piper and Paige both yelled. "It's a word!" Phoebe flashed a large, ditzy smile. It was now Paige's turn.

"I can't think of a word with my letters," Paige said.

"How about bitch?" Cole suggested. Paige paid no attention as she laid down the letters: S, U, N, R, A, Y.

"You sure do need more of those," Piper muttered. It was now her turn. She watched her letters and prepared to lay them down.

"Psst, Piper," Phoebe said, elbowing her older sister.

"What, Phoebe?" Piper asked, looking at Phoebe, who had crawled under the table and popped up beside her.

"You can spell 'sex'," she whispered. Piper rolled her eyes.

"Phoebe, go sit down." Phoebe opened her mouth to say something. "No 'buts', go!" She frowned and tried crawling under the table again. "Will you walk!" Piper put Phoebe's suggestion next to Paige's 'y' to create 'sexy'. "Right, Leo?"

"Right," Leo said, staring at Cole. Cole shuddered a little and scooted his chair over more to Phoebe. He looked down at his letters and quickly found a suitable one.

"Kill?" Paige asked. "Having that urge again, Cole?"

"I don't know, Paige," he said. "How can one not get the urge while sitting close to you for over five minutes?" She narrowed her eyes at him, and he gave her an innocent smile.

"Come on, Leo," Piper said. "Let's get this thing over with. There's only a few letters left." Leo picked up a letter tile, but then quickly put it down. He then picked up another, but put it back again.

"Phoebe, get your hands off me!" Paige suddenly yelled.

"Huh?" Phoebe asked, looking at Paige and then back at Cole. "Sorry, sometimes I get my right and left mixed up."

"Will you hurry up, Leo?" Piper asked. "The sooner you're done, the sooner you and I can get to bed."

"There's too much pressure!" he yelled. "Will you guys just shut up? I mean, I'm totally over here trying to get my spelling on."

"How can you not tell he's gay?" Cole asked.

"He'll come out of the closet when he's ready," Phoebe said. Leo laid down: E, N, I, S next to Phoebe's 'p'. Cole stared at Leo in wonder.

"Great, Phoebe's turn again," Piper groaned.

"Yay!" Phoebe shouted, clapping her hands. "Hmm…" She stared at her letters for a while.

"I'm gonna go take a piss," Cole said. He returned fifteen minutes later to find Phoebe still staring at her words. "I decided to take care of number two while I was at it."

"Have you ever heard of too much information, Cole?" Paige asked, shuddering.

"No, but Phoebe and I had sex on your bed the other night."

"Cole!"

"That was fun," Phoebe said in her ditzy voice.

"Phoebe!"

"Shut up and let her concentrate!" Piper yelled. "Come on, Phoebe." Paige glanced over at her tiles and rolled her eyes. Her letters were: W, O, R, D, E, R, L in that exact order.

"Hey, Phoebe, do you think you've got a WORD yet?" she asked.

"I'm working on it, Paige," Phoebe said.

"Sure you don't see a WORD in there anywhere? No WORD that you can use?"

"Now Paige, let the grown ups play the game."

"You're only a few years older than me," Paige dryly said.

"Oh, Paige, stuck in the young years." She took out a bubble pipe and started blowing bubbles."Don't worry, you'll join our maturity level soon."

"Just put 'word'!" she screamed.

"Ooooooooh," Phoebe said. "Wredorl. How could I have not seen it before?"

"Just shut up, Paige," Piper quickly said. Before Paige could take her turn, the doorbell rang. "I'll get it." Piper was desperate to get away from the table. She opened the door and found Dan and his annoying niece at the door.

"Hi, Piper," the annoying niece said.

"Hi, Jessie," Piper said.

"Her name is Jackie!" Phoebe yelled.

"Julie!" Cole yelled.

"Jaime!" Leo yelled.

"It's Jenny," she said.

"Right…" Piper said. "You were here a whole six episodes, and we're supposed to remember your name." She then looked up at Dan. "What are you doing here?"

"We moved back in," he said. "We live right next to you again. Hey, is that Scrabble? Can we play?"

"New game!" Phoebe yelled. Dan and Jenny walked in, uninvited, like they always did. Piper shut the door and groaned.

"This night just keeps on getting better."

A/N: This is crazy and stupid…just a random idea a friend of mine and I came up with while playing Scrabble.