Hey guys it's me Bloom. So we are still here on earth. If you have read me previous stories in this Why You Never with Musa you will remember we are on some stupid secret mission.
Anyway so today the gym was closed because of a blood drive so we went to dunkin donuts. And for some reason Musa kept calling it donut dunk. NO ONE DOES THAT!
First she forgot her coat. Déjà voo anyone? Then she led us into the middle of the parking lot to meet our death by cars. Luckily we were saved by our teacher's mad screams.
On the way, Musa tripped and then would not let go of my arm the rest of the walk. Annoying right? Then she made me tie her shoe. Yay more Déjà voo! Then she said hey look hot guys and almost walked into a pole. Then she had the nerve to call my boyfriend ugly – keep in mind she IS dating Riven. Then she pushed me into the street and when I yelled out "Don't Push Me Into the street" Mitzi turned to me and said "You can't be pushed into the street if you are already in the street". A girl in our class Tami turned around to watch us act like idiots and walked into a pole. Then Musa pushed me into a different pole. What is with Musa, Dunkin Donuts, and poles? Then she didn't want any "donut dunk" and made us walk across the street to get ice cream. Making us miss our class who were already walking back to school. Then she got us almost run over by a car twice and yelled SMOOTH! When we were almost to school she dropped her spoon on someone's lawn and when she bent down to pick it up she spilled the rest of her ice cream. Yes she is smooth. So was the ice cream. Until she dropped it that is. Then she insulted my intelligence and insulted my power.
And that is why you never go to Dunkin Donuts with Musa. Obviously I don't take my own advice.
PS – she is watching me type this right now and telling me to stop overreacting. How naïve.