Me: Hello-ha! I am done with my vaca! I certainly missed my readers, but i dont miss the long, agonizing time it takes to write ONE FREAKIN' CHAPPIE! I have a hard job! Anyways, this is ASK THE OURAN HOST CLUB! I mean, who dosent wanna ask questions to some hot high schoolers?

Tamaki: YOU ARE SO KIND!

Me: Not you, dungbag! ( no one likes The Idiotic Host King! )

Tamaki:Dungbag? ( sits in emo corner and has mascara on face )

Me: IS THAT MY MASCARA?!

Tamaki: ...No. ( thinks: Yes! Its so manly! )

Me:... ANY SQUIDZ, lets list the people who are open for Q's!

Men-

Tamaki

Kyoya

Mori ( Takashi )

Honey( Mitskuni )

Hikaru

Karou

Haruhi's Dad

BKB ( YEP! )

Spiderman ( i just felt like adding him. Dont Judge Me.

Women-

Renge

Eclair

Haruhi( crossdresser as a boy... )

Me (YEP!)

,...,

Me: NOTE! No

-Sexual

-Gory

-Lame

questions aloud! These will NOT BE ANSWERED. AND YOU WILL RECIEVE A FLOGGING! Thats getting beaten by a wooden stick! It hurts,trust me. And MegaTron will blast you into space! ( cries a bit ) i miss universal... Send me Q's!