Hi all! This is my first ever crack fic with a plot! 8D

Anyway, this will mostly be in Wing's point of view, so expect a lot of thoughts on his side! Oh, and I'm screwing with Otto's life again!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING. MARK WALDEN OWNS ALL THE CHARACTERS HERE.

8D

Horrible. Simply horrible. Not only did the school become even more nuts than before, almost everyone who was affected by it were acting like love-struck animals in the heat (I'm exaggerating, of course. However, they were love-struck). Why the hell, did Laura have to make that thing?

Flashback

"What're you doing?" Wing asked, watching Laura concocting a strange mixture of who-knows-what. Laura jumped slightly in surprise. "O—oh! Hey, Wing. What're you doing here?" she asked hurriedly, trying to block the thing from view.

"I could ask you the same thing." He replied. Laura reddened quickly. She was never good with lying.

"Promise you won't tell?" she asked, edging slightly away from her experiment. "I promise." Wing replied. As much as he wasn't interested with science, Wing was interested at whatever Laura was making. Said friend moved completely away from her worktable, allowing Wing to see a vial of a pinkish-red liquid.

"What's that?" Wing asked inquisitively. "It's a new type of aphrodisiac sort of that I developed, with Nigel's help." She replied. Wing raised his eyebrow. Hopefully enough, this wouldn't backfire on them, seeing as it may have come from him (1).

"He gave me a sample of a really weak aphrodisiac that he found in one of his carnivorous plant's stems. He wanted me to identify what it was, before he could test it on anything. I tried it out, and found out it was a rare type, that would induce a strong impulse of desire. I…uh…" Laura broke off from there. Wing, however, could guess what happened next.

"You asked him for another sample?" Laura nodded.

"I found out that… if given to a living being, with another's DNA infused, said living being would have a strong desire for the owner of the DNA."

"And… Let me guess. You're planning to give it to Otto." Wing said. It was not a question.

"Y—yes. Sort of…"

Wing smirked. "Good luck with that. I'm pretty sure he likes you." Laura blushed "Really?! O—oh, sorry." She said, almost knocking over the vial with her elbow. Catching it on time, she placed it on the table once more. "Problem is, I haven't found a way to infuse my DNA to it." Laura said. "If this doesn't infuse properly, it will simply cause a strong craving for the first person he sees. If I can't infuse my DNA, I'll just have to be the first person Otto actually does see when this is applied."

Wing wanted to know a little more. "What if it accidentally spills on you?" he asked. Laura smiled. "I took precaution for that." She said, holding up yet another vial, this time with a clear liquid. "This is the anti-aphrodisiac. Even if the love potion spills on me, I won't be affected. Oh, and just to be sure, I made four extras, just to be sure." She suddenly sprayed something on Wing.

"To be on the safe side, I'm giving you as well." Laura said. Wing smiled appreciatively. "Thank you." He replied. However, a strange thing happened. A small plant started crawling into the lab they were in. It had long feelers, and said feelers grabbed the love potion. "Hey! Give that back!" Laura exclaimed. However, the plant was very fast. Before Wing could even react, it threw the vial into a nearby vent. Laura and Wing heard a sickening break of glass.

"Holy crap." Wing said. Suddenly, there was the slightest of pink hazes in the room. Laura and Wing were not affected, but judging by the sudden ruckus outside, everyone else was.

"H-hey!" Laura said, trying to grab again for the plant. Apparently, it came back for a few things.

"The anti-aphrodisiacs!" she exclaimed. The plant ran off to who-knows-where with the three remaining bottles.

Suddenly, the room went silent.

"I am going to kill Nigel."

(1) Poor Nigel. He gets blamed for everything.

Otto will be screwed with in the next chapter, don't worry ;D

R and R plz