Needs and Deeds by CreamTea
Nah – She wouldn't change for him.
If he wanted a plastic girl, he'd have to get himself one. The only problem was, he had already gotten one.
If she'd known that she'd gotten him completely wrong, she wouldn't have shredded as many tears as she already had.
He'd gotten himself a girl. That was the point. A bloke did have needs, after all. Was that so hard to understand? Besides, any pair of round, pinkish heaps of female flesh seem to have a certain effect on male members of the same species – and this effect does seem to be quite embarrassing on certain occasions – such as the one our said male was in this current day. Comforting - and in its process stroking a crying girl didn't do any good to the hyperventilating little member that got out of owner's left trouser leg far too rarely.
"But…but you could have asked me!"
"What?", he asked her in a voice that rose into the same dazzling heights that his little member did.
"Well - you could have asked me!" She said with some resentment, glaring at him through tearful eyes.
"I…", he piped, "I thought that you were too good to just…fulfil a boy's needs! Of course I had wanted you in the first place, but I thought that you just wouldn't be…available." He concluded, sparing some of the blood rushing southwards for his cheeks.
She snorted. "The great, the good, the amazing Hermione Granger does most certainly have earthly desires! I mean, I am human too, aren't I ?"
At this, he swallowed.
"…earthly desires?"
"Well, of course. The same earthly desires´ that you have..." and with a grin and a quick downwards glance, she added "that seem to be very urgent indeed!"
He felt himself being pulled towards her on his tie – normally, he would have gagged, but in his current state his throat was too dry to even do that.
"And you're sure that you're not wasting yourself? You know, I wouldn't want to take advantage of you…you know?"
She threw her had back in a laugh that didn't only cause the hair at the back of his neck stand up in a pleasant shiver.
"The only one that is taken advantage of anyone at the moment is me – it shall certainly prove not to be too hard to do that in the state you're currently in…"
A sizzling kiss knocked all his plans of replying down.
"Besides, I wouldn't want to waste´ myself to anybody but this Ronald Weasley – Seen in this point of view it's a good thing that said Ronald Weasley has been conditioned…"
In the progress of things all that remains to be said is that his little member saw the daylight again after a long period of hunger and thus experienced - and caused - utmost pleasure.
A.N.: My try in smut fluff. I hope that this artwork contains as much sense as the usual love affair does – that is, next to none at all (except the biological aim of strengthening one's species by a quantitive supply of members). ;- )