Just a quick disclaimer: I do not own Zero no Tsukaima / The Familiar of Zero, nor any of the characters, locations, spells, or anything else in said anime / light novel / manga. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this disclaimer, let alone this fanfiction. I would just make another season.
Ding Dong!
Louise and Saito stand at the gate, holding hands, enjoying each other's presence. They can hear noises coming from the house.
A woman comes out. She has dark hair, white skin, a thin build, and wears a very shocked expression on her face.
"Hey, Saito? Is that your mother by any chance?" Louise asks nervously.
"Yes, i..." Saito starts, but is fiercely hugged by the woman. Louise releases his hand, slightly uncomfortable, not wanting to interrupt their reunion.
"Wahh! Saito, where have you been all this time? We missed you... all of us." the woman sobs.
Louise watches them, and sees that two more people are standing at the door with a blank look, watching them. She waves at them nervously, and one waves.
"M-mom, please. L-let go." Saito coughs out. "You're s-starting t-to choke m-me."
The woman releases him, and looks at Louise. She then looks back at Saito. After a few seconds she looks back at Louise, and a smile forms on her face.
"Who is this young lady here? A friend of Saito's? Or perhaps… in a relationship?" the woman asks mischievously.
"N-not friends. We're m-ma..." Louise begins to whisper.
"I'll explain in a second. We should go inside." Saito interrupts.
"Of course! Oh, I haven't introduced myself, have I? I am Hiraga Yasu, Saito's mother." the woman says cheerfully.
"L-Louise." Louise murmured.
"Hello Louise. Welcome to the Hiraga household." Yasu said warmly, motioning for Louise to follow. Yasu turns, and starts walking. The two figures at the door also turn around and head inside.
"Come on Louise. You'll love them." Saito pleads, while reaching for her hand.
"Okay. " Louise says, taking Saito's hand. The two then walk inside.
They all sit on the couches. Yasu, Saito's father and his sister all sit on one couch, while Saito and Louise sit on another. There is a TV to their right, and a wall on the left. The other couch is perpendicular to the left of the couch that they currently inhabit.
"Hello Louise. My name is Hiraga Hajime. It's a pleasure to meet you." Saito's father casually stated. He was thin, but not as thin as Yasu. He has dark brown hair, large hands, and a fair amount of muscle.
"Hi Louise. Welcome! I am Hiraga Noriko, Saito's older sister." the girl on the couch nodded as she spoke. She had black hair that seemed to move around of its own volition, pale skin, small hands, and she wasn't terribly large in either aspect. Her intelligence was unquestionable, and an air of mystery seemed to emanate from her. She bore a strong resemblance to Sheffield, Joseph's Mjöðvitnir.
"H-h-h-hello. N-nice to meet you all." Louise stuttered, unable to contain her nervousness.
"Now, Saito. Please explain where you have been for the 2 years you have been absent from our home." Yasu inquired. On cue, everyone in the room stared at Saito.
"Well, you remember when I went to go get my laptop repaired? While I was walking a strange green orb appeared in front of me, and when I touched it I was summoned to a place called Tristain, which is part of Halkeginia. The reason the portal appeared is because Louise here is one of a vast amount of mages in Halkeginia, and she had to summon a familiar as part of her Year 2 entry exam in the Tristainian Magical Academy." Saito explained. "So, I went through..."
Several hours went by in this fashion, with the Hiraga family occasionally shaking their head. The longer they sat there the more fatigued Louise felt, to the point where she rested her head on Saito's shoulder and fell asleep on the spot. The Hiraga's noticed this, but didn't ask about it. Not long after that Yasu left her seat and went to the kitchen.
"Time for dinner!" Yasu yelled happily from the kitchen. Noriko and Hajime got up after that and went over to the dining room.
"Louise. Hey, Louise." Saito whispered in Louise's ear while gently shaking her awake.
"Mmm?" Louise moaned.
"Time to eat. Unless you want to sleep." Saito said.
"Eat? I'm starving!" Louise perked up at the mention of food.
"Ice cream not enough?" Saito teased.
"Shut up." Louise replied with a smile.
They went over to the table and sat down, with Louise sitting on Saito's right. Hajime and Yasu came over with five place the bowls down, and Saito notices that it is noodles. They all sit down, Noriko sitting gracefully, Hajime gently, and Yasu smoothly.
"I gratefully receive." Everyone says, with the exception of Louise.
"What are you doing?" Louise asks with a yawn, confused as to why they all said the phrase.
"It's a Japanese tradition used to convey respect for the food." Noriko explained.
"Yes. The Japanese are very strict when it comes to respect." Yasu informed.
"Oh. I see. Wait, respect for the food?" Louise says.
"Correct." Noriko replied.
They all ate, but Louise was having trouble with handling the chopsticks. She tried for a few minutes, but soon gave up.
"Can I have something else to eat with? These thing are really hard to use." Louise asks.
"Sorry, but no. This is Japan. I know your pain, but this is the only way to learn to use the chopsticks." Hajime says.
"Aww." Louise moans.
"Hey Saito? I know we let you explain your story earlier, but I don't believe it. Can you please tell us the real story?" Yasu requested.
"I believe." Noriko whispers.
"Hello Mrs. Hiraga! Nice to meet you. I am the legendary sword, Derflinger." his hand shouted.
"WHO IS THAT?" Everyone yelled, with the exception of Louise, Saito, and Noriko.
"Calm down. It's my rune. Derflinger resides in it, since the sword was broken." Saito explained.
"Rune? Show us." Hajime demands.
Saito raises his right hand, and Derf speaks again, making the rune glow slightly.
"Okay. We believe you now." Hajime and Yasu mutter hurriedly.
"Finally." Noriko says.
They continue eating, but Louise soon gives up, and Saito starts feeding her himself. This confirms to Hajime and Yasu that the two are more than just master and familiar. Noriko however, spots the rings on the two's fingers, and realizes they are married. She did notice strange holes in the story that it would account for, since Saito only mentioned them as master and familiar. She decides to keep it to herself out of concern for their privacy.
After a few more minutes of pondering, Hajime decides that he can wait no longer.
"Saito. I have a question for you." he says.
"Ok?" Saito replies.
"What exactly is your relationship with Louise?" Hajime asks.
"I-a we a-" Saito stutters.
"We're married." Louise says suddenly.
Louise receives blank looks from Yasu and Hakime.
"Look at their rings." Noriko suggests.
Saito's parents look at their hands, and their mouths open slightly.
"M-m-married?" Yasu asks.
"Yes mom. We are married. In fact, today was our wedding day." Saito explains.
"WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED?" Hajime and Yasu shout.
"My parents wanted to accelerate the process. A lot of the nobility are like that." Louise states simply.
"Oh..." they say.
Noriko finishes her last noodle, and taps Hajime on the arm.
"Thank you for the feast." Hajime, Saito, and Noriko sung.
"Tradition?" Louise asks. "And Mrs. Hiraga? Why didn't you say it?"
"Yes, it is another tradition. And I didn't say it because I am the chef. That phrase conveys respect to the chef, and I don't need to thank myself, do I?" Yasu says cockily.
They all put the dishes away, but just as Louise is about to put a plate in she stops.
"What is this thing?" Louise asks nervously.
"It's called a dishwasher. It's a machine that automatically washes large amounts of dishes when prompted to do so." Noriko explains.
"Really? Is it magical?" Louise continues.
"Sorry, but there is nothing magical in this world." Noriko replies.
"Oh." Louise says, clearly disappointed.
They go back to the living room and watch TV while they all ask each other more questions. After an hour, Louise starts to feel tired.
"I'm enjoying talking to you, but I'm starting to get tired. I'm going to bed." Louise states while yawning slightly. She separates herself from Saito's embrace, staring at him while doing so. She runs upstairs.
"Me too. Goodnight everybody." Saito says, then get up and walks away.
'I wonder...' Noriko thinks while smirking to herself.
Saito climbs the stairs, and when he reaches the top he hears a voice coming from his rune.
"Hey partner." Derf says. "For tonight, if you want, you can transfer me to another blade."
"Derf? What's wrong? And besides, I don't have any swords here." Saito replies.
"A knife, partner." Derf says. "You deserve a night alone with her tonight, as it's your wedding night, so I'm offering this once, and only once. Take it or leave it."
So Saito goes back downstairs and transfers Derf to the sharpest knife he can find. Luckily nobody notices him as he does this. He then goes back upstairs and opens the door, finding Louise already in her nightgown.
"What took you so long?" Louise asked.
"Derf didn't want to be in here tonight." Saito replies while walking towards Louise.
"That stupid sword actually did something good?" Louise questioned.
"Yep." Saito says as he sits down on the bed.
Saito looks at Louise, and leans in for a kiss. Louise, though slightly surprised, happily returns it.
"Mmm. Saito?" she says.
"Louise?" Saito asks.
"I-i-i asked Mother. It's okay." Louise stutters nervously.
"Asked her what?" Saito questions.
"I'll l-let you p-pick up where w-we l-left off last time..." Louise mumbles while stuttering.
"You mean..." Saito starts, with a metaphorical nosebleed about to form.
"...as it is our w-wedding night." Louise finishes.
"...s-s-" Saito continues.
"BAKA!" Louise yells, then she pushes Saito down and kisses him passionately.
They lay on the bed for a while, kissing each other. Every second that passes doubles their passion, and they soon flip over with Saito now on top. Louise wraps her arms around Saito's neck, deepening the kiss. After a couple of seconds they break off due to lack of oxygen, and Louise moves her hand over to the bedside table.
"T-there is one thing I have to do before…" Louise says shyly.
"What?" Saito asks.
"I need my wand." Louise states. Saito sees her wand, and grabs it from his bedside table. He hands it to her with urgency.
"Umm." Louise says, waving her wand upwards.
Louise's wand flashes.
"I think it worked!" Louise squeaks, and tosses her wand to the side. 'Now we won't have to worry.'
"What did that do?" Saito inquires.
"It doesn't matter." Louise says. Louise fixes her eyes on Saito's.
"Now, Saito." Louise continues, but with a seductively sweet voice. "Continue where you left off."
Saito takes off her cape, and looks at Louise. She nods, and he unbuttons her shirt and throws it away from them.
'I think I'm going to die.' Saito thinks lustfully. To him, the sight of Louise's chest is breathtakingly wonderful. She never wore a bra, besides, she never needed one anyway.
"I-i know that my chest is f-fl-" Louise stutters embarrassedly.
"It's amazing. Absolutely breathtaking." Saito whispers. "Beautiful."
"Really?"
"Perfection."
Saito reached out and touched her breasts, and Louise moaned softly in response.
"Mmm. More, Saito."
Saito groped them, finding Louise's nipples erect, and she moaned again, but louder this time.
"Saito. Ahh. More!"
Saito was done with using just his hands, and since Louise asked for it…
"S-ahh-aito! That feels so good!" Louise moaned when Saito's started sucking on her right nipple.
He sucked at the right for a minute, using one of his hands to stimulate the other. He soon switched, and was sucking the left nipple.
"Sai-ngg-to! Please!" as Louise neared her climax. Saito stopped, and then quickly removed more of her clothing, leaving her only in her skirt and panties. He reached out to remove her skirt, but Louise stopped him.
'What have I done wrong?' Saito wondered.
"No fair! You're still fully clothed!" Louise said weakly.
Saito then removed all his clothes, with the exception being his boxers.
"That one too! Take it off! Take it all off!" Louise squeaked.
Saito slid off his boxers, leaving him fully naked.
'That large already? Can that thing even fit?' Louise thought while transfixed by the sight of Saito's member.
"May I continue?" Saito asked lustfully.
"Most certainly." Louise responded while blushing at the sight of his body.
Saito slid his hand under her skirt and took it off, tossing it like the rest of their clothes.
He looked towards Louise again, and he got even bigger at the sight of his nearly naked wife.
"Saito." Louise whispered.
"Louise." Saito said, then removed her panties.
"Saito. Make me yours forever." Louise says lovingly.
Saito slowly moves down to her forbidden spot, and licks it.
"Ahh! Saito! You shoul-nggg-dn't! That place is dirty!" Louise moaned, although she didn't mind it.
His only response was to lick it again.
"Nggggg!"
Saito continued licking her, but eventually stopped, and started kissing her in there.
Kiss.
"Ahh!"
Kiss. Saito moved his hands over to her breasts and started groping them again.
"Saito!"
Kiss. Saito's tongue slides out of his mouth to help.
"SAITO!" Louise screamed in ecstasy as she arced up in climax. She grabbed Saito's head and pressed him into her.
Louise stayed in the air for a second, then collapsed onto the bed, panting heavily. She released Saito from her grip, and Saito licked around her spot, cleaning everything that come out from inside her.
"Delicious." Saito whispered seductively.
"P-pervert." Louise pants.
"How do you feel?" Saito asks.
"Amazing. Saito, I hope you're not done yet, because I'm not." Louise said lustfully.
'This has to be a dream,' Saito thinks.
He crawls upwards so that they are aligned, and Saito looks deep into Louise's eyes.
"Are you ready?" Saito asks.
"H-hurry up you i-idiot. We d-don't have all night." Louise squeaks.
Saito slowly lowers himself towards her, and they both moan when he sinks inside her.
"Nggg. Saito, you're so big." Louise moans.
"You're so tight, Louise." Saito moans.
Saito continues to lower himself into Louise, and hits a barrier. He guesses that it might be her hymen.
"Louise." Saito says slowly.
"Saito?" Louise asks.
"It's going to hurt now, okay?" Saito warns.
"Okay. Make love to me." Louise responds with a cute smile.
Without warning, Saito does one strong thrust and breaks through her hymen.
"AAAHHHHHH!" Louise screams in pain. They remain in that position for a minute.
"Louise?"
"Go… ahead." Louise whispers with a weak voice.
"Are you s-" Saito begins, but is silenced by a passionate kiss from Louise. They separate their lips after a few seconds, a strand of saliva still connecting them.
"Go on. Do it." Louise requests in a cute but lustful voice
Saito starts moving inside her, and soon they are both enjoying the pleasures of sex.
"You feel so good!" Saito says while thrusting. The pace has already picked up drastically, even though it had only been a minute.
"Nggg. You-ahh feel am-mmmm-azing. You're- nghhh- really go-uhhh-od at this, Saito. " Louise moaned. It was like the pain didn't exist, no, like nothing existed except her, Saito, the bed under them, and the pleasure they were sharing. Her mind was getting fuzzier by the second, as the intense pleasure was like nothing she had ever felt before.
"Louise." Saito moans.
"Saito." Louise moans.
Louise wraps her arm around Saito's neck, and pulled his face to hers, engaging in the most passionate kiss either of them had ever experienced.
'I love you.' they both think in their minds.
A moment passes.
'I'm almost there.' they both think. They both hear this in their minds, not from themselves, but from each other. Neither of them realize this though, as they are both too preoccupied in their lovemaking.
"Saito! I'm coming!" Louise screams.
"Me too! Louise! Let's go together!" Saito yells.
"AHHHH!" they both scream, not just physically but mentally as well.
His fluids shoot deep into her, and her fluids pour out in return.
"The pleasure..." they both think.
"Saito."
"Louise."
"I love you." they both whisper in each other's ears.
"... is breathtaking. It was amazing." they both think.
Saito collapses onto Louise, and rolls off her. They settle into each other's embrace, staring deep into each other's eyes with a new sense of familiarity. They remain like this for what feels like an eternity to both of them, enjoying each other's warmth.
'Best night ever.' they both say to themselves silently right before falling asleep with each other.
Light.
Saito is blinded by the light as he awakens with a warm feeling in his heart. He considers getting up to close the curtains, but decides not to when he notices that he can't move anyway. He looks in front ot him and notices Louise nestled into his chest.
'Wait, Louise doesn't do that normally.' he remembers.
He also notices that Louise is warmer than usual. He thinks he is is imagining things, but he swears she is naked. Just to make sure, he lifts the blankets, and he is shocked to find not only Louise naked, but himself also.
'Please. No no no no no no. She's going to think I forced indecent things on her last night. What do I do? Is she going to wake up? ' Saito thinks hopelessly.
Saito closes his eyes due to fear.
'If she wakes up I'm dead. Whipped, blown up, or worse. Why? Why doe-' Saito continues his hopeless thought train. He was interrupted by a small pair of lips being pressed onto his. The kiss lasts for a second, and then they separate.
Saito opens his eyes, preparing for the worst. What he finds is not what he expects.
"Hey Saito. Good morning." Louise mumbles softly.
"Louise."
"Mmm. Last night was amazing." Louise whispers in Saito's ear with a blush on her face.
"Last night… we had s-sex." Saito speaks aloud.
"Don't say it like that!"
"Well, how else am I supposed to say it?"
"We had sex?"
"That's what I said!"
"Stupid dog." Louise finishes.
'I'M GOING TO DIE!' Saito screams inside his head.
"No you won't. I refuse to hurt you." Louise mumbles nervously, her face just as pink as her hair.
"Thanks Lou-Wait a second. What? How did you know?" Saito questions.
"I don't know. I heard your voice in my head." Louise mumbles.
"I keep hearing your voice in my head as well." Saito responds
'The pleasure was breathtaking. It was amazing.' they hear mentally.
"I remember something." Louise says. "Let's see if what I think is happening is happening. I'm going to say a sentence, and let's see if you can say it at the same time."
"The pleasure was breathtaking. It was amazing." they both say at the same time.
"Wait what? How?" they both say with a blush.
"I don't know. Maybe another familiar power?" Louise responds to their question with an even bigger blush.
"Possibly." Saito replies. "I have to say, after last night I feel kind of dirty. We should take a shower."
"A shower? What's that?" Louise asks.
"It's like a bath, but different." Saito explains. "Would you like me to show you?"
"Okay." Louise accepts.
Saito climbs out of bed, and offers his hand to Louise. She tries to get up, but falls back onto the bed.
"I feel numb. It feels really weird." Louise says worriedly.
"Maybe I went too hard on you last night." Saito replies.
"Maybe. It doesn't matter though." Louise responds, grabbing Saito's hand and pulling herself into a standing position. Saito leads her to the bathroom and pulls her inside.
"This is a shower." Saito says, standing proudly in front of the shower.
"Umm." Louise starts.
"It's not working?" Saito asks.
"That's what I was thinking."
"Well, I'm not surprised you thought that." Saito says. "Louise. You see the lever inside the shower?"
"That one?' Louise replies eagerly, pointing to a silver lever.
"Yes. Twist it." Saito instructs.
Louise goes up to it and twists it.
"Saito!" she yelped as she fell to the floor.
"I should have warned you beforehand. The thing near the ceiling shoots water. Using this a person can clean themselves with soap." Saito says, taking Louise's hand and pulling her back up.
"I think I understand. I'll call you if I need anything."
"Okay." Saito replies.
"Now get out!" Louise squeaks with a smile on her face. She gives him a push.
Saito grins and steps out the bathroom, followed by a door being shut behind him.
'Louise. She probably looks wonderful in there. Well, she always looks wonderful, but maybe even better...' Saito thinks pervertedly while sitting in his bedroom.
'Saito! I can hear you, remember? Although I do agree, I do look wonderful in here.' Louise mentally replies.
'Ahh! Louise!' Saito mentally screams. "I'm sorry!"
"It's sort of funny to see you like this. Anyway, I realized I-I don't have any c-clothes to wear."
"In that case, I will go downstairs to see if anyone has clothes that you can wear. Otherwise World Door may be our only option." Saito replies.
"And Saito? Wear some clothes. I'm pretty sure your family doesn't want to see you naked."
"Thanks, Louise." Saito thinks, ending the conversation. He goes over to his wardrobe and finds some clothes to wear, donning one of his blue-white tops that he always wears. He opens the door and leaves his room, closing the door behind him. He walks past Noriko's room and walks down the stairs.
"Saito." Noriko whispers as he reaches the last step.
"Hey sis." Saito replies.
"Problem?" Noriko asks. "Wait, no clothes?"
"How'd you know?" Saito responds as he walks over to her. "But yes, Louise has no clothes. Do you think Mom has any clothes suitable for her?"
"No." Noriko answers. "I do though."
"Thanks Noriko. They're in your room?" Saito asks.
"No." Noriko replies. She reaches behind her and pulls a laundry basket off her. "Here they are."
Saito reaches over the couch and takes them from her.
"Like I said, thanks." Saito says.
Noriko nods.
"One more thing." Noriko announces.
"Huh?" Saito asks.
"Please try to minimize the amount of noise you make in the bedroom." Noriko whispers.
"Y-you heard?" Saito asks with a huge blush.
Noriko nods.
'SAITO! YOU DOG!' Louise screams at him mentally, fury emanating from her.
"You should go back to Louise now." Noriko suggests.
Saito slowly turns around and heads back up the stairs with his head down. He reaches his door, which is ajar.
He goes in.
"Louise?" Saito calls.
Silence.
He places the laundry basket on the bed, and takes out some clothes that he thinks will suit Louise.
"Saito." Louise whispers. "Dog. Lie down."
"L-Louise!" Saito screams, instantly lying down on the floor.
Louise sits on top of Saito, shocking him.
'Please… nonononono... '
"Saito!" Louise yells in his face.
'So much for not hurting me.'
"Dog." Louise whispers, pressing her face to Saito's while doing so.
'What the hell is happening right now?' Saito thinks as Louise ends the kiss.
"Saito! What's wrong?" Louise teases. "You don't trust me."
"I do!"
"You don't. Trust me, your wife. We got married for a reason."
"I-i-i."
Once again, Saito was silenced. The kiss was slightly more passionate than the last, but not a kiss of that type, as far as he could tell.
"Saito. As much as I would like that, the door is open and I am still unclothed." Louise teased.
He got slightly harder at that comment. Which prompted him to rush to the door and close it.
"Saito. Dress me." Louise continued, teasing Saito
'He is so hard right now. Maybe I should make him… I-I do want it. P-pervert Louise. You shouldn't want it.'
Saito walks over to her and picks up a pair of panties.
"Wait!" Louise screamed.
He drops them.
"Louise?"
"A-a-a-" Louise stutters
"A-a-a?" Saito inquires.
"-a-a-again." Louise
"Again?" Saito asks, confused.
"Yes, again! Idiot!" Louise confirms.
'What does she… wait what? Can I really?' Saito thinks.
The two slowly walk towards each other.
'Will it feel the same? Or different this time?' they both think.
"Lovebirds! Breakfast in five! Get down here!" Yasu yells up at them.
"Coming!" Saito yells back down.
"Saito." Louise teases.
"Louise." Saito whispers.
"Another time." Louise concludes.
They stare at each other for a moment longer, and then...
"Agreed." Saito affirms.