100-Miles-A-Minute Talks
I know, I know – I should be typing up the next chapter of TFGTE, and I am working on it, honest I am. But I just had to write this, I am really, really, REALLY sorry for the delay, but, yeah...bare with me?
Anyways, this is my second Twilight FF, not sure what to rate it...maybe a T...
This was written with the help from my friend (and fashion guru), Vanessa – we had this convo together, and decided it could be a good Twilight FF...despite my lacking of good writing skills. Anyway, enjoy! (Note: this is a ONESHOT)
Oh, yeah – Edward is really OOC, isn't he?? Sorry, not very good at his POV.
Constructive criticism is more than welcome!
I'd LOVE to say thankyou to saoirse for reading it before I put it on here, and also to my two best friends, Laura and Emily, who now love saying Emmett's thought bit...and to my little sweety, Angel! And to saoirse09, who read it for me, too!!!!!!!! THANKYOU!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, or any of the characters within the Twilight series.
Claimer: Both my friend, Vanessa and I , however, own this plot! Hehehe
Edward's POV
Emmett, Alice and Bella were having another 100-miles-a-minute talks, you know the type, the one where you can only hear tiny snippets of conversation, and the rest is just babble? Yeah. One of those.
"Um, what are you talking about? Or do I not want to know?" I asked from the other end of the sofa we were sat on.
"A two-foot-long tube that I sucked." Bella explained, her face calm.
I stared at her, "That sounded so wrong."
Emmett exploded into laughter, as did Alice.
"I was drinking a drink with a straw! A two-foot-long straw!" Bella explained hastily.
I blinked slowly. Once. Twice. "Oooookay..."
"Dirty mind! Dirty mind! Edwards got a dirty mind!" Emmett sang in his head.
Bella was turning a bright shade of red.
I muttered something about going to my room, and pulled Bella off the sofa.
I don't think Emmett and Alice'll ever let me forget this.
Just like that time with the Barbie...
So...? Tell me honestly what you think!
Remember, this is a oneshot – I will not be continuing with this! No matter how much you beg me!
And before you ask, the Barbie thing is related to this thing my friend told me about loooooooooooong ago, I can't remember what happened, but I know it was funny, so I thought it would be good to go in here!
Love you all!
Lyra –x-