A/N: Just a fun oneshot on Dei and Sasori-san :) Three stories in one night :D Although they're all pretty short.

Idea gotten from looking at the weird torches inside the Akatsuki base.

Warning: Language, possible OOC, er- slight violence?

Disclaimer: I own nothing belonging to Masashi Kishimoto- he is the mastermind.

Deidara gasped for air, bursting into the room he shared with his precious danna. He sighed with relief at the familiar sight of the redhead sitting at his desk making a few adjustments on his stomach with a sledgehammer and wrench.

Sasori uninterestedly looked up. "What's with you?"

Deidara shook his head, eye still wide and then walked over to his bed. "I feel like I've just walked through the Stone Age, Sasori-no-danna."

"Ah." The redhead knowingly nodded. "Then you experienced it too."

Deidara stared at him for a very long time.

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"..."

"..."

"..."

"..." Sasori felt his brow start to twitch. He was beginning to get fed up. And when he got fed up, he couldn't control his actions.

Deidara opened his mouth to speak. "Danna-"

The redhead lashed out with his stomach coil and stabbed him in the left eye. The mere sound of the blonde's voice irking him. But it was purely accidental of course!

The blonde fell to the ground, screaming and holding a hand in an attempt to stop any more blood from gushing out.

Sasori blinked. "Ah shit." He held the end of the coil which now had Deidara's eye on it, studying it with curiosity. "This might cause some problems…Good thing I made this scope ahead of time!" The redhead slid out of his chair, crouching in front of his partner and trying to get him to stop screaming. "Oi Deidara. Calm down will you? I've got this neat little gadget-"

"YOU JUST RIPPED MY EYE OUT AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR STUPID TOYS?"

Sasori's eyes dangerously narrowed. "Oh Deidara…what did I say about interrupting your elders when they're trying to help you? Now look here at this neat little gadget-"

"SHUT UP DANNA UN! I'M IN PAIN!"

Sasori's eye twitched. "Pain? I'll give you pain if you don't shut the fuck up and let me speak. Now as I was saying, I've got this neat little gadget-"

Deidara staggered to his feet before socking the puppet in the face. "I DON'T CARE!"

"THAT'S IT!" Sasori roared, tackling the blonde to the ground.

And that's how the two became the best of friends.

"Asshole un! Stupid puppet!"

"Silence insolent brat!"

"GAH! MY SPLEEN!"

"MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Or…something like that.

A/N: Yeah...really short. Don't you just love those two?

^v^