The Private Life of the Sohmas--Karaoke Night
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Fruits Baskets, sadly. I will when Barney exists and raps. Nor do I own any of the songs. If I did, you see me on T.V. and living in paradise. xD
"Oh, hello Tohru-kun!" Exclaims a hyperly active Shigure, waking from his so called "office." "Oh, good morning Shigure-san, what would you like for breakfast?" Says a happy Tohru.Why, Shigure says in his head, I want you for breakfast, rawr rawr! "I'd like yo---" Shigure says, being cut off by a half dead-half asleep Yuki barging into the room"Oh good morning, Yuki-kun!" Smiles Tohru. "Ahem. As I was saying, I'd like you...ummm...to get me..uhh...pancakes." Shigure stammers. Yuki barges in, half asleep mumbling "Good Morning."
"Guess what day is it!" Sings Shigure, all of a sudden. "KARAOKE TUESDAY!" Cries out Shigure. "Umm..Shigure-san its Monday, and I'd like to go." Whispers Kisa at the door, accompanied by Momiji, Kagura, Hatori, Ayame, Akito (h123:maybe he's feeling better. Hehe powers of a author.) Hiro, and Haru. "They dragged me! Help Shigure!"Sobs a drunk Hatori. Haru prances over to Yuki, and hugs Yuki, not releasing his grip. Akito, somewhat wide awake, with the powers of coffee, sighs, "C'mon, I'll have to drive, because you all can't drive ( "Hey!" says Shigure indiginatly) so we'll go have karaoke night. On Hatori." "ALRIGHT! KARAOKE NIGHT! C'MON TOHRU! SIT NEXT TO ME!" Yells an excited Momiji. Kyo, coming back from the bathroom, says, "...uhh where are we going?" Kagura, seeing her future hubby, grabs Kyo, and strokes his hair in the car.
They soon arrive at Natasha's Karaoke Bar, after just about 5 hours, and order a big room, with just about 20 cd's, and enough food to last, oh, a couple of days. They stay just about...till the next day. Tohru, being excited decides to sing first with Momiji.Thier first song was "So What" By Ciara.
They say he do a little of this
He do a little of that
He's always in trouble, and I heard
He ain't nothing but a pimp
He got a lot of chicks
He's always in the club
And they say he think he's slick
He got a lot of chips
He's so messed up, I heard
He's been locked up Find Somebody else
He ain't nothing but a thug
So what
So what
So what
So what
And they say I'm a slut, I'm a hoe, I'm a freak
I got a different girl every day of the week
You too smart to
You'd be a dummy to believe
That stuff that you heard
That they say about me
They say I done this
They said I done that
But all of it's fiction none of it's facts
But you don't be hearing that about your love
You let it go in one ear and out the other
The he say, she say, they say, I heard
The beef ain't, we can't let it get on our nerves
She miserable, she just want you to be
Like her misery needs company
So don't listen to that vine of grapes there
Nothing but liars hating I bet
They wouldn't mind trading places
With you by my side in my Mercedes
They say he do a little of this
He do a little of that
He's always in trouble, and I heard
He ain't nothing but a pimp
He got a lot of chicks
He's always in the club
And they say he think he's slick
He got a lot of chips
He's so messed up, I heard
He's been locked up Find Somebody else
He ain't nothing but a thug
So what
So what
So what
So what
Mo' money mo' problems
Life of a legend
Haters throw salt like rice at a wedding
So what, that's your cousin
That don't mean nothing
Her like missing in a tight of affection
You get, you just blind to the facts
See the lies, just obvious drives for attention
You to the fine just supply your suspicious
But listen, say you love me
Gotta trust me
Why you stress this high school mess
Break up never, they just jealous
Drama for your mama, mean mug for your brother
I'm the author of the book nigga judge by the cover, yes
I-I been to jail, yes
I-I'm grinding for real and
I'm positive, they talking negative pimp
They hate to see you doing better then them, so
They say he do a little of this
He do a little of that
He's always in trouble, and I heard
He ain't nothing but a pimp
He got a lot of chicks
He's always in the club
And they say he think he's slick
He got a lot of chips
He's so messed up, I heard
He's been locked up Find Somebody else
He ain't nothing but a thug
So what
So what
So what
So what
Some people don't like it
'Cause you hang out in the streets
But you're my boyfriend
You've always been here for me
This love is serious
No matter what people think
I'm gon' be here for you
And I don't care what they say
Some people don't like it
'Cause you hang out in the streets
But you're my boyfriend
You've always been here for me
I like the thug in you
No matter what people think
I'm gon' be here for you
And I don't care what they say
He do a little of this
He do a little of that
He's always in trouble, and I heard
He ain't nothing but a pimp
He got a lot of chicks
He's always in the club
And they say he think he's slick
He got a lot of chips
He's so messed up, I heard
He's been locked up Find Somebody else
He ain't nothing but a thug
So what
So what
So what
So what
Momiji ends with a "super model" pose, ending with the grand prize--! A noogie from Kyo. "You little brat.." Kyo says gritting his teeth. Tohru squeals, "That was so much fun! I wonder what songs we'll listen to next! Giggle"Yuki, stands up, and taking the mike, starts to try to sing "For You I Will" by Teddy Geiger
Wandering the streets, in a world underneath it all
Nothing seems to be, nothing tastes as sweet
As what I can't have
Like you and the way that you're twisting your hair
round your finger
Tonight I'm not afraid to tell you
What I feel about you.
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
and cannon ball into the water
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
For you I will
Forgive me if I st-stutter
From all of the clutter in my head
Cuz I could fall asleep in those eyes
Like a water bed
Do I seem familiar, I've crossed you in hallways
a thousand times, no more camouflage
I want to be exposed, and not be afraid to fall.
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
And cannon ball into the water
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
You always want what you can't have
But I've got to try
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
For you I will
For you I will
For you
If I could dim the lights in the mall
And create a mood I would
Shout out your name so it echoes in every room, yeah
That's what I'd do,
That's what I'd do
To get through to you
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
And cannon ball into the water
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
You always want what you can't have
But I've got to try
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
For you I will
For you I will
For you I will
Kyo starts to boo, and Yuki, being the damn rat he is, throws the mike at Kyo, and tells him to rap. "Rap you stupid cat, or I will eat you with my sushi."(h123: Hehe I always say I will eat you xD)"Fine! I will! I'll sing better than you ever can! You'll be owned! Mhuahahahahaa!" Laughs Kyo. Everyone's eyes widen, because of the reason, that Kyo can't sing, and when he does, prepare your funeral.
A/N: Sorries xD Cliffy right here. Hehe Let's guess what Kyo will try to rap.