Jackie Chan goes to P5X - . . .
Category - Fluffy silly stuff
Rating - K
Summery - That might take longer than this story is.I might write more but who knows?
Season - You choose. Before season 8 though. And as it is obviously AU, I might have both Daniel and Jonas in this.
Disclaimer - Nobody is paying me for this. Nobody ever will.
A/N Ok so you all know that I'm out of my 'everlovin' mind right? Who knows what sharp turns my mind will take me. This was one of them. Yes, there is a fund being set up for my psychotherapy.
SG-1 was hidden in the foliage gathering intel on the Jaffa below. The Tok'ra heard rumors of a new gould around and found the planet that it was getting its Jaffa from. There were hundreds of Jaffa below training in some sort of martial art.
"T, talk to me. Do you recognize anything?" O'Neill asked.
"Indeed I do not. I have not seen their symbols before. Their fighting style is also unknown to me," Teal'c intoned.
"Well we're due back for a check-in here soon. We'll debrief once we get back to Earth."
Later on the way back to the 'gate.
"O'Neill, I believe that there is only one person, or rather one group of people, who can train us to fight against these new Jaffa in their own techniques."
Jack simply waited. Teal'c would get around to letting him know about whom he was talking.
"I have recently watched a documentary and subsequently several movies about one Jackie Chan. He is well versed in several forms of martial arts. I believe that should he observe the Jaffa fighting technique, he would be able to train us in an effective form of the martial arts to counter their style."
"Teal'c, that just might work. There are several masters of various forms of these martial arts that we could consult with. I realize that most of what we do is shooting but it would be great if we had some skills for close quarters." Daniel looked excited about the proposition.
"Sir, what if we come across more people like the Shavadai? If we were to know something about their culture and - I can't believe I'm saying this - meet them on their own terms, we might not have as much troubles as we did the last time." Even Carter sounded enthused about the idea.
Jonas simply asked, "Who's Jackie Chan?"
All O'Neill could say was, "Oy!"
Much later in the briefing room
"Well, General, ya know how you've always said that if there was a resource that we needed, you'd make sure that it was available?" Jack fidgeted in his chair some. "Here's the deal, and once you think about it, it does make sense - sorta. These Jaffa had a fighting technique that was fierce. Teal'c didn't recognize the style. We," several voices spoke the we. "Felt that an expert in many forms of martial arts might be needed to first observe and identify the nearest Earth equivalent, and to second, train various SGC personnel in the most effective techniques to counter it. Additionally, Daniel and Carter felt that with this, a cultural background should be acquired so that we can meet up with them on that footing equally."
"I see, Colonel. Who did you have in mind?" General Hammond was impressed with the team's well thought out argument.
O'Neill fidgeted some more. "Well, obviously none of us are experts in this sort of thing. But, we were thinking of . . . Jackie Chan and his team.?"
General Hammond just stared at them helplessly.
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