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*Starts at the Griffin family kitchen where the all the griffins except Meg are eating and Lois is cooking*
Meg: *Walks in* He...
Peter: Oh hello Meg.
Meg: Hi...
Peter: Who invited you here?
Meg: Its dinner.
Peter: No? *Gets up out of chair*
Meg: But you are all eating?
Peter: This is special peoples dinner.
Meg: Whats wrong with you?
Peter: I got a gun!
Meg: What the heck?
Peter: Yes! And ill shoot you if you dont scram!
Meg: Alright! *Runs away*
Peter: I wonder what else I can do with this gun?
Lois: Peter, put that away!
Peter: No Lois, I found it, I keep it.
Stewie: Oh, so the fatman wants to do bad now?
Peter: Maybe I can save people with this gun!
Lois: Forget it Peter. *Tries to grab gun* Let me have it!
Peter: No! *Shoots Lois in the arm*
Lois: Ahhh! Peter! You shot me!
Peter: Im so sorry Lois!
Chris: Dad shot mom!
Lois: I think its alright.
Peter: Oh god, your bleeding alot!
Lois: Get me to a hospital!
Stewie: Im not the one doing it.
Peter: Can we...
Lois: CALL IT!
Peter: Alright, alright!
*At the hospital room*
: Well Peter, I dont know how to say this but.
Peter: Just tell me the bad news now!
: Shes dead.
Peter: Shes dead!
: No, my hamster. She was great.
Peter: Is she alright!?
: Calm down! Yes she is.
Peter: Thank god.
: But we need to get the bullet out.
Peter: Great!
: Say who shot her?
Peter: The family dog.
Brian: What?
Peter: Nah, im just messing with you.
: Well it was pretty effective, it could have killed her.
Brian: Yeah Peter.
Peter: *Takes gun out* Who you talking to?
Brian: Peter, you have too much poiwer with that gun!
Peter: Your right. *Lets gun down* Thats means im gonna do good deeds!
Brian: Oh god.
Peter: *Runs out* Im Peterman!
Brian: While your at it kill me.
Peter: *Misses and hits the cabinet and a bunch of pills fall out* Oopsies.
*At the Griffins kitchen we see Lois making dinner and Peter and Brian at the table sitting down*
Peter: Im sorry for almost killing you Lois.
Lois: You should be.
Peter: I feel like I have this gun for a reason!
Lois: Well after what you done you should really give it up.
Peter: Or upgrade it! Since it is just a pistol!
Lois: No! Dont use it at all. Give it to the army or something.
Peter: Charles Manson!
Lois: He doesnt need one. Hes in jail.
Peter: Well someone has to kill all these people.
Lois: If you harm anyone in this family it shows you are not responsible.
Peter: Ill use it as a warning to scare them!
*At the drunken clam*
Cleveland: Are you serious about upgrading your gun?
Peter: Yeah!
Quagmire: How is that going to help.
Peter: Trust me.
Quagmire: It would be nice if we had some guns on the plane.
Peter: Maybe i can lend you a couple.
Quagmire: That would be nice Peter!
Peter: What would you do with it kill terrorists?
Quagmire: No. Use it as a warning.
Peter: Thats what I was thinking whenever the kids do something wrong.
Quagmire: But you arent really gonna shoot them are you?
Peter: No. Its just funny to see Meg get scared!
Joe: I am a cop myself, and I feel as if you do anything wrong with that to anyone publicly I will have to arrest you.
Peter: Dont you worry Joe.
Joe: Knowing you you will kill the nearest person who tries to touch you.
Peter: I wont pull the trigger. *Pulls trigger accidently and it shoots the counter*
Joe: For example that.
Peter: Something is gonna happen one of these days and you are gonna thank me.
Joe: Oh and did I say i will have to take your gun away if you harm anyone.
*In the backyard*
Meg: I wish something in my day would turn up. Or my life.
Peter: *Walks outside* Hey Meg.
Meg: Get that gun away from me!
Peter: Hey! Dont use that language around me!
Meg: What language!?
Peter: I will have to shoot you!
Meg: How come you dont do this to Chris?
Peter: Hes behaves better than you!
Meg: I dont behave wrong!
Peter: Sure you dont.
Meg: Whatever. Shoot me! I have no reason to live!
Peter: I will spare you.
Meg: No I insist.
Peter: As much as I am willing I will go to jail.
Meg: Better for me.
Peter: Im not letting you down this easy.
Meg: Seems like your not letting me down at all.
Peter: Well young lady. *Cocks gun*
Meg: Do it!
Peter: Just stay out of the house.
Meg: Alright. Ill go to a...
Peter: Go where?
Meg: To a friends house.
Peter: Thats funny Meg.
Meg: Haha, yeah I know.
Peter: I will see you later.