I feel so...so SPECIAL! My first naruto fanfiction, and a funny one for that. Neji will most likely be the main character.. who knows? I sure don't. any way for the disclaimer.
I do not own naruto, sadly, but I do own Neji and Hinata. -holds up gagged and tied Hyugas- Mwuhahahah!
"Neji nii-san.." The giggeling girl tried to push the boy off her. "Neji nii-san.." "Hinata-sama.." The boy whispered, hugging ever so tighter to the girl that was his one desire. "Hinata-sama.." "Neji nii-san..""Neji nii-san.." "NEJI!" Neji abruptly cursed who ever interupted his dream, and snuggled tighter to his 'Hinata-sama'. "Dang Neji i didn't know you swung THAT way." The once soft and beautiful voice of Hinata-sama was now replaced bya gruff grouchy voice of some man. Now then if you were in this predicament (Which you'll all be in some day, trust me.) what would YOU do? Well scream, of course. And scream Neji did. he screamed. And screamed. And screamed. A high pitched girly scream that almost broke the glass and woke most sleeping shinobi up, except Shikamaru, of course.
Now then, about thirty minutes of sheer Neji high pitched screams later, neji had decided to pluck and eyelid open, to stare at the boy he had presumed his 'Hinata-sama', Uzumaki Naruto. Now then neji had only one thing in mind at the moment, punch Uzumaki naruto, the boy who had humiliated him in front of everyone and not wonder why he was in the hokage's office, and not wonder why he was in his boxers, and not wonder why Itachi,Orochiamru,Sasuke and Kisame were there. Just to punch Naruto and go back to sleep. And punch him he did. he punched him so hard that the poor boy flew through the wall and went through the hokage's monument. And Neji was now happy.
Dusting himself off, he walked over to where his bed should of been, and blinked. Where was his bed and why were these people in his room? "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE IN MY ROOM?" After about ten minutes to let his surroundings sink in (For Neji was not a morning person) he blinked once or twice. "Why the hell am I not in my LOVELY DREAMY BEAUTIFUL room?" he asked stubbornly crossing his arms over his chest, which little did he know that he was still in what he had slept in the night before, like everyone else around him. But unlike everyone else around him, he did not notice how all of the female population were eyeing him, more then they eyed the Orochiamru sex slave Uchiha Sasuke, who was off sulking in a corner.
Little did he as well know that most of the girls were eyeing his light blue rubber duckie boxers. Did I mention that rubber duckies make him look totally hot? Well it did. And all the girls were eyeing a certain spot on his boxers. (CoughpenisCough) But that would sink in eventually.
Running a hand through his long beautiful gushing brown hair he smiled, before realizations sunk in on him. Was his hair down..? He only put his hair down when he was asleep. And with tact Neji gravely looked down at his attire.
"WHY THE HELL AM I IN MY BOXERS!" Well of course Neji wore a tanktop, but he hadn't realized that quite yet, so he crawled off into a corner, bringing his knees and choking back a sob as he began to rock back and forth, unlike the corner sulking Orochiamru sex slave Sasuke, little did poor Neji realize that the whole female population of konoha was eyeing him hungrily, a little too hungry for his comfort, had he realized it.
There, I'm done with the first chapter. Yay me.