Thank you, everyone, for waiting so patiently and especially to those who reviewed my other stories. I'd especially like to thank the person who brought Alice's attention to the two people she just had to annoy. Bouncing with excitement, people. IWM Presents: 50 WAYS TO ANNOY FRED AND GEORGE

Yes, I dare.

"MU-UM!", two identical voices berated the ears of all present at the reconstructed Burrow dining table, and one of the two twins stomped downstairs. His arrival was greeted with fist-in-mouth laughing from Harry, Percy, Hermione, Ron, Bill, Ginny, Charlie, and not very well suppressed from Arthur and Molly. Just as the one twin glares and laughter subsided, the second of the Weasley twins stomped down the stairs, entirely identical to the first except for the missing ear that should have been on the side of his head.

The laughter renewed, and the twin glares were glared at each other, both ignoring their audience as they stared each other down.

"George"

"Fred"

"Mum!", Fred broke out, turning to Molly Weasley, who quickly composed herself, "George dyed my hair green!"

"No, I didn't!", George broke in, also turning to the spur of the moment judge, "He turned my hair silver!"

"He just turned his hair silver because he was trying to cover it up!"

"That trick is so old only you'd use it!"

"Don't deny that you bedazzled my robes!"

"And don't you deny that you glued a dung bomb to the back of my head with a note about how much of a brain fart I am!"

Fred opened his mouth and closed it again before speaking again, "That's actually really good. I should have thought of that. But I didn't"

Molly immediately turned to look at all of her children accusingly as Fred and George also continued to accuse each other, occassionally throwing in a compliment on the execution of the prank, along with some criticism and trash talk.

All of the redheads met with Molly's gaze shook their heads, indicating that none of them had done anything. Hermione spoke, and Fred and George both turned to listen to her, closing their mouths, glaring at each other.

"If no one in the house did it, especially not a Weasley, I can only think of one other person who would"

"Wouldn't I like to know who did", Ron glanced at the twins, particularly their hair, "Congratulate them for being bloody mad"

Before Molly could start to shriek at Ron for language, Harry interrupted, "I think I know who you're talking about"

"Who was it?", Fred and George spoke in unison, a habit they had never tried to break.

"Get ready for a lot more of that", Ron smiled the twins. For a second there was a silent but distinct sound of gears turning before smiles split upon everyone's faces excluding the twins.

"I doubt that", George dismissed the very notion with a wave of his hand.

"She wouldn't dare", Fred scoffed.

"It does seem to be the sort of thing she'd do, you know"

"And she's already gotten all three of us", Hermione nodded to Harry and Ron, "As well as Snape, and probably more. You never know how mad a person is"

It took a few more arguments and alibis before the twins were convinced, and when they were, another sound berated the ears of all in the Burrow and beyond.

"ALICE!"

Pop!

"You called?"

I hope you guys are happy at how long I made it. I don't want to do this, but I'd love if we could manage maybe at least two or three reviews per chapter, but I will be updating no matter what. R&E&R, my lovelies!