Chapter 1: Intro-duction
My nanme is Captain Douglas Mitchell of the USSR Enterprice BBC-1488 and today i was going on the mission to a planet of EQU-357R14. The starship fleets consists of Captain Douglas Mitchell (WHO WAS REALLY COOL AND EVERYONE LIKED HIM BECAUSE HE HAD BIGGEST PENIS EVER), Captain Sporck (HE WAS SMART AND COOL BUT NOT AS COOL OR SMART AS CAPTAIN DOUGLAS MITCHELL), Captain Leo Mccory (HE IS VERY GOOD AT SCIENCE AND BEING SMART, ALMOST AS SMART AND AT GOOD AT SCIENCE AS CAPTAIN MITCHELL BUT MAYBE NOT), Captain sockty (HE BEAMS UP AND DOWN PEOPLE), Captain solo (HE IS A RETARDED ASIAN WHO CANT SEE ANYTHING BECAUSE HIS EYES ARE SO SMALL HE KEEPS BUMPING INTO EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS ON A SPACESHIP IF HE CANT EVEN SEE), Captain Alex (WHO IS A MASSIVE RETARD), Captain Jerkoff (HE IS REALLY RUSSIAN AND HE LIKES TO LIKE COMMUNISM), aptain christtine charpel (WHO HAD BIG BOOBIES), Captain Ohora (WHO IS GOOD AT BEING BLACK AND RUNNING AND TALKING ON THE PHONE AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE BIG BOOBIES LIKE CAPTAIN CHRISTTINE CHARPEL) (BUTNOT CAPTAIN PICARD BECAUSE THE NEW STAR TREK IS GAY AND NO ONE LIKES IT AND EVERYONE WHO DOES LIKE IT IS A GAY RETARD AND THE ORIGINAL START REK IS WAY BETTER AND YOU SHOULD LIKE IT WAY BETTER THAN THAT GAY RETARD SHOW NEW STAR TREK). Everyone was on the starship, like a bunch of cats eating chicken nuggets and fries at the mcdonalds, because they are all are like cats because they are all mammals except for mr sporck who i dont know if he is a cat that likes the mcdonalds food. Captain Douglass Mitchell (I AM THAT MAN) was on the ship with everyone else like I said early, and he was vocalizing to Captain Sporck and Captain Solo and Captain Sockty. "WHAT IS THAT PLANET" I murmured to Captain Solo. "I DONTU KNOWRU WHAT THAT PRANET ISH BING BONG CHING CHONG" Captain Solo said in a retard voice because he didn't know how to speak English properly because he is a retarded Asian that is from china. Captain Sprock correct Captain solo and said that the planet is EQU-357R14 or "Equestria" if you want to say it in English but Captain solo cant do that because he is a retard chinese. Captain Douglas Mitchell said "WELL WHAT IS ON THAT PLANET". Captain solo replied "CHING CHONG DING DONG I DONTU KNOWRU BECAUSEU I AM A RETARDED ASIAN". Captain Sporck replied "Maybe you shouldn't speak because you are a retarded Asian. Anyway that planet is inhabented by creatures called horses". Captain Douglass Mitchell replied "UMM ACTUALLY THEIR CALLED PONIES". Captain Sporck replied "Hey how did you know that because you don't know what the planet is" Captain Douglas Mitchell replied "BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE PONIES!"