Not Happening, Dude
Author: Fireness
Rating: G
Warning(s): None?
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 169
Author's Notes: This one has been tickling me for a while now, so instead of preparing a manuscript for grad school applications, here I sit writing this down. (headdesk) Also, not sure who the character arguing with Kenny is. I think Stan and Kyle are tag-teaming him.
Disclaimer: I don't own the magnificence that is South Park.
"Aww, come on Kenny, you've gotta come with us!"
"No."
"Dude, it's gonna be a blast."
"Not happening."
"You're going to be the only kid our age not going. You'll be stuck in South Park all summer with nothing to do and no friends to entertain you."
"Don't care. Butters' parents aren't letting him go, so I'll just hang out with him."
"Oh, like that'll be loads of fun."
"I'll make it fun."
"But you already saved up the money and everything. You paid the nonrefundable deposit."
"That was before I knew where we were going on this stupid summer trip."
"It's Ireland, dude. Your whole family's Irish."
"So-"
"Yeah, dude, it's like blasphemy or something if you don't go."
"But-"
"Don't your parents want you to go?"
"Well, sure, but-"
"Then I don't see what the problem is."
Kenny threw down the Poptart he had been eating. "The problem is I absolutely refuse to go within a thousand miles of a town with a name like Kilkenny!"