Summary: Just because his fiancé is prude doesn't mean Yuuri has a little problem down there, right?

Big Little Problem

Written by: Shin Chim Hye

Wolfram von Bielefield does not believe in any of his soldiers' thoughtless comments on how his fiancé has short ehem penis. Really, they should be punished for talking behind their king's back. But knowing Yuuri, he won't allow such a thing to happen. Besides, one of the first things Yuuri mentioned when he first arrived on their world was: he doesn't care how much Wolfram bad mouths him. That must apply to all of them, right?

Just because his fiancé is prude doesn't mean Yuuri has a little problem down there and Wolfram is going to prove it.

When Wolfram entered Yuuri's bedroom that night, he casually mentions the probable reason why Yuuri does not want to reciprocate Wolfram's feelings. And being Yuuri, he just couldn't ignore the insult coming from that brat prince's mouth.

"You don't have to be shy around me, you wimp! After all, I won't go around the castle proclaiming you indeed have such a small penis." Wolfram looked at Yuuri to see his reaction.

"I do not have a – a…" Yuuri sputtered, face aflame.

"Oh sorry, I didn't mean to insult you. Is it that small? Small enough that even you would say you don't have any?" Wolfram asked mockingly.

"That's not it!" Yuuri asserted.

"Oh? Let me see, then." Wolfram demanded.

"What! You can't just demand to see anyone's private parts!"

"Hmph. I can't believe my fiancé has such a problem. Maybe I'll ask Anissina to create something for that, huh?"

"Fine! I'll show you! Why – why do you care, anyway?"

"You're my fiancé, you wimp! I'll care about that, of course. It might hinder us from making many children in the future. And mind you, I do want us to have many."

Wolfram waited for quite a while before Yuuri had the guts to push his pants down.

"There! See!" Yuuri pointed down at his manhood.

"Aww. Such a cute little thing."

"Wolfram! Stop touching me!" Yuuri slapped Wolfram's hand away.

"What's wrong with touching my own fiancé? Be glad that it's only you I touch, you wimp!"

Yuuri swallowed his retort. It would fall on deaf ears, anyway. Unfortunately for him, Wolfram isn't finished yet.

"It's decided then."

"What is?"

Wolfram considered not telling Yuuri but knowing how dense this demon king could be, he wouldn't be able to figure it out even if it was right in front of his face.

"I'll be the seme and you'll be the uke."

"What!"

"Of course. Seeing how wimpy your penis is, you can't expect us to make many babies, can you?"

"Wolfram!"

The guards stationed outside the Maou's bedroom were quite shocked to hear how girly their king's shouts sounded. They immediately left their posts to inform the maids of everyone's lost bets.

The Maou will be the uke, after all.

Author's Note:

This is the direct result of thinking too much in the middle of the night.

I don't know if there's a story like this already posted here but I do hope you had fun reading this.

Thanks for reading! Comments are gladly accepted!

Shin Chim Hye

11.04.07

(edited by my Taicho/Tantoukachou on 11.06.07)