A/n: note to all (duh), I am so sorry to not update any of my other stories; it's just that school has been hectic and I honestly can't believe I am only a month into the school year and already they are trying to kill me with the workload….assholes.
Not only that but for some reason people actually think I'm smart and I am getting harassed by phone three times a day…stalkers the lot of them.
so anyhow please please don't leave me I don't know what I would do without you all to read me fics, I mean sure talking to myself is nice but honestly it is not enough, strange that I don't get along with my other personality…damm MPD.
Hope you will enjoy this fic, and don't worry I will try to update as soon as possible, but what with school and dad's sorry ass computer that deleted a whole freaking story (over 60 pages!!!) well it's going to be hard.
Oh and review!!!! Please???
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Make me happy I love being free,
The sorting hat is me as you can clearly see,
I am a fun hat, who sorts people into houses,
From student to student I bounces.
Oh it is ever so much fun to look inside your head,
Did you know that your friend still wets the bed?
Yes, strange and curios is an eleven year old mind
But it sure helps me enjoy my ride.
You have no idea what a hat can see
Though it is kind of sad that I can only talk to me,
So I make up a song about the founders four,
I bore myself to hell, almost like a whore.
Then I listen to you whine about your place
You think I give a fuck? I only watch your face.
It turns into all sorts of funny colors,
From white to red to green, almost like flowers.
Then I yell out your house I love to see you jump.
You sigh in relief like a big fat lump.
If you want to complain, you stare at me and glare
But like I said before, I don't really care.
So put me on, don't be afraid.
I am nothing more then a sorting hat.
Who gets lovely blackmail every year,
So step right up and be a dear.