Happy Singles Appreciation day to all XD. Once again, if there's a pair not supported that you'd like seen or if you think I could improve any of the currents valentines, I'm open to suggestions. Enjoy~
To: Draven
From: Draven
Draven Draven,
Could you be any more awesome?
Love, Draven
To: Pants
From: Varus
You are the one thing I can never have. ;_;
To: Riven
From: Singed
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your whole squadron died,
Boohoo, boohoo
To: Singed
From: Riven
Skrew you!
To: Leona
From: Pantheon
You make my day bright.
To: Pantheon
From: Leona
Thank you, I do try.
P.S. You're stunning
To: Katarina
From: Talon
Eventually, my blades will find their way into your heart.
To: Katarina
From: Garen
DEMACIAAAA~ (sexy voice)
To: Brand
From: Lissandra
You make me melt.
To: Lissandra
From: Brand
I'd like to chill with you, babe.
To: Riven
From: Talon
Eventually, my blades will find their way into your heart.
To: Evelynn
From: Twisted Fate
Lady, luck is smilin'
On you
P.S. Please take me back! D:
To: Twisted Fate
From: Evelynn
It takes two to tango
but not you.
To: Evelynn
From: Twisted Fate
That's not a real Valentine! ;_;
To: Vayne
From: Vladimir
Are you B-Negative? Cuz you're just my type
To: Vladimir
From: Vayne
I will kill you.
To: Skarner
From: Taric
You are a gem
To: Taric
From: Skarner
You're dazzling, my friend. Friend.
To: Akali
From: Shen
My Eye of Twilight has got its sights set on you
To: Karma
From: Lee Sin
Love is blind
To: Lee Sin
From: Karma
...This isn't going to work.
TO: ORIANNA
FROM: BLITZCRANK
MY FLESHLING COMPATIBILITY SYSTEM HAS FOUND THAT YOU ARE 100% COMPATIBLE WITH ME. OUR GEARS MESH.
To: Blitzcrank
From: Orianna
I know what makes you tick. And yes. Our gears would mesh if we were of the same prototype.
To: Soraka
From: Warwick
Someday, your heart will belong to me 3
To: Lux
From: Ezreal
You are the best treasure I've ever found.
To: Ezreal
From: Lux
Nothing brightens up my day like seeing you ^.^
To: Jarvan IV
From: Shyvana
You make my heart soar
To: Shyvana
From: Jarvan IV
You have set my heart ablaze
To: Lulu
From: Veigar
You're so EVIL!
P.S. My hat is bigger
To: Veigar
From: Lulu
You're so fuzzy, and cute, and evil, and adorable, and even Pix likes you! It's so fun when we go around destroying and turning everything into pretty flowers and fuzzy animals and weeee!
P.S. No it's not ;P
To: Syndra
From: Zed
Balance is a lie - but my feelings for you aren't
To: Zed
From: Syndra
You are the only one to understand the need for limitless POWER!
To: Shen
From: Akali
Together, we are in perfect balance ^.^
To: Warwick
From: Soraka
I remember a time where you nearly stole my heart...
That is a time long past. :(
To: Jinx
From: Shaco
No one else understands mayhem like you do.
P.S. Ziggs doesn't count
. Lets go kill people sometime.
To: Shaco
From: Jinx
Let's have some fun and by fun I mean blowing stuff up or maybe blasting people with PowPow and Fishbones after that we can go annoy Vi and then you can show me your back stabby tricks we should totally blow something up then did I already say that oh well
To: Swain
From: LeBlanc
Such an ice king you are!
A beautiful tyrant!
A raven with wings of a dove!
My very own Jericho darling
To: LeBlanc
From: Swain
Death is a steep price to pay for a Black Rose
And life is very dear to all-
...But love is better than life
And what is the heart of a Raven compared to the heart of a woman?
To: Ashe
From: Tryndamere
You sought my heart, Frost Archer, and you have won it.
To: Tryndamere
From: Ashe
Only you could warm a Frost Archer's heart.
To: Talon
From: Katarina
I didn't think I could ever like street trash, but ah, yeah. You're pretty great.
To: Talon
From: Riven
Could you ever love such a lost soul?
To: Garen
From: Katarina
You fight good.
To: Darius
From: Fiora
You are honorable, even for a Noxian - with prowess none can equal (except maybe mine)
To: Fiora
From: Darius
I admire your strength
To: Sona
From: Thresh
You're gonna get Thresh Hooked,
I'll pull you from afar, then I'll fly to where you are
And there's not a thing that you can do, when I land my hook on you~
To: Thresh
From: Sona
:)
To: Sona
From: Mordekaiser
I don't feel empty when I'm around you.
To: Mordekaiser
From: Sona
3
To: Hecarim
From: The West Altar
Remember me, Hecarim
To: The West Altar
From: Hecarim
Who are you?
To: Caitlyn
From: Graves
You're a fine gal - don't think I'm bluffin'
To: Graves
From: Caitlyn
An outlaw, eh? I like bad boys. ;D
To: Vi
From: Jayce
I hit the nail on the head with you girl!
To: Jayce
From: Vi
Fist bump bro, pound it *brofists*
To: Udyr
From: Nidalee
MEOW~
To: Rengar
From: Nidalee
Mrrrow~
To: Humans
From: Vel'Koz
Eye find your elbows very...intriguing
(SEE what EYE did there?)
A/N: First off, the Valentine from Singed does not belong to me, I forgot where it came from but it was too brilliant not to feature.
Taric and Skarner is implied one-sided. Taric only likes Skarner for his GEMS
The Valentine from LeBlanc to Swain is a reference to what Grell Sutcliff said to Sebastian in Black Butler
The Valentine from Swain to LeBlanc is a tweaked excerpt from Oscar Wilde's story "The Nightingale"
The Valentine from Thresh to Sona is a reference to Instalok's song "Thresh Hook"
Garen's Valentine to Katarina is a reference to the interaction he has with Katarina in game
Karma's Valentine to Lee Sin isn't meant to be rude, I started writing it then realized, "crap, he can't read". I also assumed Lee Sin can still write because he wasn't always blind. Sona can probably write too...but it's more fun to express her feelings with emoticons.
Talon eventually got into huge trouble for giving Riven and Katarina the same valentine. Poor Talon, he can't help that he only has one semi-poetic phrase in him.
Katarina's Valentine to Garen "you fight good" is a reference to Disney's Mulan.
Many apologies for the horrid puns...most of these were developed on the fly.
Also, a huge thanks to Pailknight for inspiration on some of the champs I was clueless about.