WELCOME TO…

THE DARE SHOW! (most of the cats in the show are owned by erin hunter. Dares made by me or the viewers) There are a few spoilers, so unless you have read up to The Sight and SkyClan's Destiny, plz be careul of what you wish to read! Warning-Spoiler Alert! :P AND REVIEW!

STARRING:

Host: Duskfire1954

Co-Host: Dawnfire0

Participants: The Clan cats!

(audience cheers)

Duskfire1954, "How about we get this started with pie?"

Dawnfire0, responds, " That is a great idea! *Pushes big red button and Graystripe appears*"

Graystripe exclaims, "I love you! Wait, you're not Dustpelt!"

Duskfire1954 says, "No, I am a host of a Dare Show. But that will be going on the internet. Plus, we have Silverstream and Millie in the audience."

Graystripe gulps in fear

Dawnfire0 explains, "Now, We dare you to stand there."

Graystripe asks, "Why?"

Dawnfire0 orders, "Just do it"

Graystripe, "Ok….. *stands there*"

Duskfire1954 shouts, "FIRE! *Dawnfire0 and Duskfire1954 throw pies at him for 5 minutes*"

Graystripe whines, "Ouch that hurt!"

Duskfire1954 says, "Too bad, that was the dare. *presses big red button and Tigerstar appears while Graystripe disappears*"

Tigerstar, "Oh, Firestar! You are so cute. Wittle Firestar… teehee…. Wait your guys aren't my Firetstar poster!"

Dawnfire0 says patiently, "No, but you just said that live to the Dark Forest and all the Clans. Plus, I also see you are wearing a bra and tutu"

Tigerstar asks, "Ya, what's your point?"

Dawnfire0 stares O.O

Duskfire1954, "Ok… moving on. We have a dare for you Tigerstar! You must tell Darkstripe you are in love with him!"

Tigerstar protests, "But… I love Firestar!"

Dawnfire0 states, "I don't care how disturbing that was, you still have to do the dare!"

Tigerstar sighs. " Fine….."

The Monitor turns on

In the Dark Forest, Tigerstar looks for Darkstripe.

Tigerstar, " Darkstripe where are you? Come here Darkey Darkey Darkey…. *Darkstripe appears*"

Darkstripe asks sadly, "What do you want, Tigerstar?"

Tigerstar exclaims, "*Takes deep breath* I love you Darkstripe!"

Darkstripe yowls, "I KNEW IT! I LOVE YOU TOO TIGERSTAR! LET'S HAVE KITS TOGETHER!"

Tigerstar screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *screams as Darkstripe chases him around yowling, I LOVE U I LOVE U LET'S HAVE KITS I LOVE U I LOVE U, LET'S HAVE KITS*"

The Monitor goes black again

Duskfire1954 and Dawnfire0 stare in shock. O.O

Duskfire1954, "Well, as we digest that… awkward…. scene, let's go to commercial break, starring some funny videos by the lake with Jayfeather."

Camera goes back to monitor

Jayfeather pads along the lake's shore and finds the stick.

Jayfeather, " Oh, stickey, I missed you!"

Stick sighs deeply, " Jayfeather, I have to tell you something."

Jayfeather asks, "Yes, what is it stickey-poo?"

Stick explains quietly, "I am having twigs with another stick"

Jayfeather gapes. "How could you? I thought we were going to have kits together! Stick Junior and little Jay-Jay!"

Stick, "I am sorry, but it was never meant to be."

Jayfeather gasps. "I… thought… I LOVED YOU! *Runs away sobbing* *Lionblaze comes out from behind the tree*"

Lionblaze whispers, "That was a close one love-twig!"

Stick. "Yes, it was. But I can only love you Lionblaze"

Lionblaze giggles, "Oh you sooooo sweet!

Monitor goes black and camera goes back on the hosts

Duskfire1954 states, "I think these cats had too much catmint"

Dawnfire0 sighs, "Agreed. Sadly, we have only time for one more dare! *Presses button and Blackstar appears*"

Blackstar exclaims angrily, "I told you Tawnypelt, we can't let anyone know we are mates! Wait you guys aren't Tawnypelt!"

Duskfire1954 yells, "How come every cat by the lake has some sort of embarrassing secret!"

Blackstar explains, "It's a cat thing."

Dawnfire0. "Ok then. Well, you are on our dare show, and we have one more dare. And it's for you!"

Blackstar grumbles, "Well, what is it?"

Duskfire1954, "*grins mischievously* You have to ask Onestar to be your mate!"

Blackstar screams, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

Dawnfire0 laughs, "Yup-Yup! The epic dare!"

Blackstar mutters, " Sigh…. Ok…"

Camera goes to monitor

Blackstar sneeks into Onestar's den

Blackstar whispers, "Onestar I need to ask you something."

Onestar binks. "*Wakes up* Yes what is it?"

Blackstar takes a deep breath, "Will you be my mate?"

Onestar, "*Blinks, opens mouth, then falls down, dead*

Blackstar surprised, "Well that was easy *Leaves before Onestar is revived*"

Monitor goes black and camera goes back to hosts

Dawnfire0 yells, "Well, that's it everyone!

Duskfire1954 meows, "'Till next time"

Dawnfire0 orders, "Eat chocolate"

Duskfire1954 shouts, "Be a banana."

Both say, "AND DON'T BE LIKE TIGERSTAR! BYYYYYYYYYE!" :P

Hope you guys liked it plz review to tell me whether good or bad thx cya!