~~No..I don't own Glee. I wish. Hope you enjoy!
Chapter 1: Parenthood
Teacher POV
"I am going to begin to sort you into partners of the opposite sex. This person will be the equivalent of your husband or wife." I said and listened to the few groans, snickers, and snide remarks. I rolled my eyes as I grabbed my chart.
"What are we in partners for teach?" Matt piped up.
"Very good question Matt. You and your partner will be taking care of this."I said and put a box onto the front table.
"A box?"Rachel questioned.
"Ah but it is what is in the box."I said and smiled. I removed the top and reached in and brought it out and held it up. "This is your baby. You will take care of it."I said and smiled at the shocked faces.
"This baby will cry. Need to be fed, and changed. One partner will take it everywhere with you at all times. It is not something to be put into the closet in hopes it will disappear. Treat this baby as if it was living."I explained.
"Do we pick our partners or can we be single parents" Rachel asked.
"No to both. There are equal male and female students in this class and I will pick partners."
"This is bull teach. Some of us have lives."Puck said.
"Cheerios." Santana named.
"Football." Mike.
"Fight club."Puck
"Dance lessons and Glee of course.."Rachel started.
"You wont if you become parents. Your life is your baby." I interrupted.
"Get with your partner Once I tell you."I said.
" Mackenna and Abraham, Makenzie and Kenith, Santana and Matt, Brittany and Mike, Finn and Quinn, Artie and Tina, Louis and Anna, Jasmine and Tom, Jacob and Lynn, Puck and Rachel, and Michelle and Michael." I named.
"Um, Mrs. Smith. May I have a different partner. Being paired with Puck is less than satisfactory." Rachel protested.
"Yeah well your no peach either."Puck muttered.
"Rachel I'm surprised at you, you should want to help your fellow Glee member. And the answer is no. The partners are finalized and I will not be grading separately. Your grade will be completely dependant on your partner. So I suggest you get along." I said and started handing out the fake birth certificates. "Each of you name your child and sign the paper. I will give you your baby and supplies when you turn in the certificates and you are free to go for the day to schedule arrangements."