CHAPTER 1: Kon's Revenge?
It was time…
Revenge was imminent…
Kon vowed that Ichigo would suffer under the weight of his sins…
He had kept him from Nee-san for far too long
Kon was currently lurking under the bed in the young kurosaki's room, glowering at the unsuspecting shinigami as he did his home work.
'yes', thought kon, 'soon my nemesis… soon…' his beady eyes flashed menacingly.
Ichigo shivered as he felt something sinister in the air, but shrugged it off as stray breeze, and returned to his studying. Kon, feeling that this was his chance, grabbed the razor he had prepared and lunged out from underneath the bead and charged with righteous fury at ichigo, intending to inflict the most heinous of bald spots on the back of ichgo's cranium.
Meanwhile, Ichigo had just finished his reading and decided to throw the large English book over his shoulder haphazardly and exit his room for some lunch.
Kon watched with fear as the book arched toward him spiraling through the air with doom in its wake. Kon smirked and rolled out off the way and promptly smashed into a book case witch ejected its contents onto his plushy body.
Hearing the loud commotion Ichigo turned around to witness kon's misfortune.
"Kon, what the hell are you doing?" he asked, annoyed.
Kon jumped up and pointed furiously at ichigo.
"Ha, That was a good tactic, but you shall not defeat me so easil- ARGH!!!!!"
Ichigo cut him off by punting him out the open window and grunting
"Stupid plush, messing up my room." He said as he picked up the books and placed them on his desk.
He scowled even more and stomped off to get some lunch.
Kon lay face down in the mud. One could almost imagine it bubbling with his fury
YOU.
WILL.
PAY.
He vowed.
Kon was holding his position on a shelf on the wall near the stair case. He had been waiting for an hour for his chance to strike. He tensed as Ichigo's door opened and Ichigo entered the hallway and moved towards the stairs.
His plan was perfect.
He would jump out and surprise Ichigo, who would then fall down the stairs. Rukia would be drawn by the commotion and would see Ichigo in his humiliated state.
Kon Leapt like a tiger charging it's prey as Ichigo approached the stair case.
Kon could feel his success.
Just then Ishin kurosaki, who had been waiting behind the bathroom door, entered his trajectory.
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Ishin could feel his success.
Just then something hit the side of his face and he stumbled in surprise.
Then he screamed in terror as he fell down the stairs, at the bottom of which he and kon landed in a heap.
Ichigo blinked and then continued down the stairs as if nothing had happened.
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Rukia, who had snuck downstairs and was eating strawberries, heard loud noises and Ishin screaming like a girl. She arrived near the stairs just in time to see Ichigo kick Kon who ricocheted off the wall and into a nearby trash can.
She looked back towards Ichigo who was now facing her.
"You're eating strawberries again?" he asked
She smiled and said "I love strawberries!"
"NO!", Shouted Kon, "How could you pick him over me!?"
They ignored him.
"I like strawberries on top of short cake" said Ichigo
Kon ran away sobbing
"Yeah keep up with your innuendoes! You freaks!"
Rukia and Ichigo deadpanned in the sudden uncomfortable silence.
THE END