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*Starts at the Griffins kitchen where Peter is eating steak and Lois is cooking*
Peter: Hey Lois.
Lois: What?
Peter: Where has Meg been?
Lois: Why do you care? You havent cared since she turned 4 *Flashback to when Meg was 4*
Peter: Oh hello! Your mommy picked out this very ugly set of clothes! *Shows the set* Here you go sweetie!
*Present*
Peter: Well she has been out alot. I wonder where she has been?
Lois: Maybe she has some friends.
Peter: Who is friends with meg? Everyone I know is afraid of her or they kill themselves and she tried to do something to them.
Lois: Me and Meg just need to bond a little more. Even better, the whole family!
Peter: Oh geez Lois. This is gonna be like the time you took us to seaworld.
*Flashback at seaworld*
Peter: *Walks up to whale with Brian* Hey look at these big guys.
Brian: Yep.
Peter: *Sees hole* I know what im gonna do.
Brian: No Peter dont!
Peter: *Breaks glass with his fists and goes on top of the whale* Alright now fella. *Camera moves to Brian and Peter pull his pants down*
*Present*
Lois: No, its gonna be fun!
Peter: Alright.
Lois: We can bond with all 3 of them. I take Chris and Stewie. You take Meg.
Peter: Why cant you take Meg?
Lois: Because Peter, you two need to really bond. Peter: But Lois!
Lois: Peter, just do it.
Peter: Alright. So where are we going.
Lois: Las Vegas!
Peter: Las Vegas!
Lois: Yes! Las Vegas!
Peter: Well lets get packing! I got to play and take craps! *Runs to the bathroom*
*Later on the couch in the living room*
Brian: *Packing bags and sees leash and picks it up* What is this?
Stewie: *Walks in* Its your leash you filthy dog!
Brian: Oh, Stewie Stewie: Yes, hello Brian.
Brian: What do you want.
Stewie: Thought I would give you a little something for the trip.
Brian: Why would I need this.
Stewie: You may get. Wild...
Brian: Wild?
Stewie: You know.
Brian: Not everyone gets drunk in vegas Stewie.
Stewie: While you are getting drunk and crapping. I would like some beers.
Brian: I cant just give you beers. We are gonna be near the family.
Stewie: What if they are not looking. Tell them you are gonna take me to some sight seeing places.
Brian: Fine. I will give you some beer but if we get caught you will pay.
Stewie: Alright, alright dog.
Brian: Its Brian.
Stewie: Oh your funny! Your funny!
Brian: Want me to choke you with this leash.
Stewie: No! *Runs away*
Brian: *Throws leash in trash* Where did he get that anyway?
*Later on in the same area with Chris, Peter, Lois, Brian and Stewie are watching TV*
Meg: *Opens the door and walks in with a not ugly girl* Hey everyone!
Peter: Who is this? *Gets up and walks up to the Meg*
Meg: My new friend! Her name is Alexandra.
Peter: How come she is not ugly like you Meg?
Alex: Did you just call Meg, ugly?
Peter: Well look at you, you look like a jackpot and she looks like...
Meg: DAD! STOP! Anyways Alex, wanna come inside?
Alex: Sure Megan!
Meg: Call me Meg.
Alex: Ok Meg!
*At dinner table all of the family and Alex are sitting down and eating Hamburgers and Patatos*
Lois: So... Meg! We are going to Las Vegas today!
Meg: LAS VEGAS!
Lois: Yes honey.
Meg: This ruins all my plans!
Lois: What were you planning to do?
Meg: Um... I was planning to hang out with Alex! But now you ruined all our plans!
Lois: Meg, if I had any change to go to Vegas I would! You probably wont get the chance again sweetie!
Meg: But mom!
Lois: You can see your friend when we come back!
Meg: Or... *Thinks* How about we take Alex!
Lois: Oh we couldnt!
Meg: Yes you can!
Lois: Alright. Peter you also get Alexandra.
Meg: What do you mean Peter gets me.
Lois: Well we were looking for ways to bond with you, Chris and Stewie.
Meg: But why cant i bond with you.
Lois: Well, Peter never gets to have much time with you. And Chris and Stewie dont have alot of time with me. So im gonna take around Chris and Stewie. Peter gets you, your friend and Brian.
Meg: Oh this is gonna be the worst trip ever.
Peter: Its not all that bad Meg! We are only gonna go on the hardcore rides!
Meg: Oh god. THIS IS GONNA SUCK! *Runs up to room*
Lois: So, anyways. Alex. Will your parents approve of you coming?
Alex: Yeah. They will approve of anything.
Lois: Well, alright then.
Alex: One thing I wanna know is why did her dad call her Ugly?
Lois: Um... *Looks at Peter*