My French teacher assigned the class to translate a French story, so here's my go at it. (Some parts may be inaccurate)
The original authors note stated "Little (very little) slash Sirius/Remus. A little marshmallow, it's true, but I hope you enjoy it anyway."
French (original) version written by MissTako-chan.
Disclaimer: JKR owns, not me.
"Moony?"
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"Moooonyyy!"
Remus looked up from his book, turned to Sirius, and sighed. "What do you want, Paddy?"
"Do you think I'm beautiful?"
Surprised, the werewolf stared at his friend. "Why are you asking me?"
"Never mind. So?"
"Well, I must admit you are."
Sirius looked particularly satisfied. Remus was about to plunge back into his book, but the animagus was not finished yet.
"Moony, do you find me funny?"
Remus smiled tenderly. "Of course I think you're funny Pad, you always make everyone laugh."
"Moony, do you think I'm smart?"
"Mmm... this question's much more complicated. Is it a trap?"
"You're wicked, Moons!"
"Sure you're smart, but you don't work enough."
"Moony, do you think I'm nice?"
"Yes. A bit silly, but very nice."
"Moony, do you think I'm a friend whom one can count on?"
"I think this issue is unnecissary, Pads. You're the best freind imaginable. But whya are you asking me all these questions?"
"Nothing, nothing. Moony, do you think I'm a good person?"
Remus laughed. "Yes Pads, You're a really great person."
"Moony? Do you think I'm a special boy?"
"It is the least we can say."
"Moony, do you think I'm cute?"
"Cute? Uh... yes, you are."
Realizing what this answer meant, the werewolf began reading again. Sirius thought for a moment.
"Moony?"
"Yes?" Remus sighed, expecting a new question from his friend.
"Do you think I'd be good enough to be your boyfriend?"
Stunned, Remus did not answer, his mouth open with astonishment. Sirius took the oppurtunity to kiss him.
"Yes," said Remus after getting his bearings together. "You're even too good for that."
For those of you who want to see exactly what I messed up on (I couldn't understand the last two lines at all -well, a little- so I had to guess them both), here's the French version:
http://www(DOT)fanfiction(DOT)net/s/5704789/1/Moony_estce_que
But get rid of the "(DOT)'s" before you enter it in your web browser.