I know there are a fair few of these out now, but I wanted to do one too. I'm using just TNA superstars and knockouts, and the texts come directly from Texts from Last Night, a website that's purely amazing if you've never seen it before. All spelling errors are left in from the original messages.

I own nothing, the people belong to themselves, and the texts belong to Texts from Last Night.

To: Eric Young
From: Rob Van Dam
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.

To: Sarita
From: Rosita
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

To: Murphy
From: Gunner
About: Crimson
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.

To: James Storm
From: Robert Roode
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.

To: Jesse Neal
From: Shannon Moore
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.

To: Traci Brooks
From: ODB
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis

To: Rob Van Dam
From: Brian Kendrick
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class

To: Jeff Hardy
From: Matt Hardy
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

To: Crimson
From: Amazing Red
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.

To: Max Buck
From: Jeremy Buck
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?

To: Velvet Sky
From: Angelina Love
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls.

To: AJ Styles
From: Kazarian
About: Traci Brooks
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.

To: Winter
From: Mickie James
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.

To: Alex Shelley
From: Chris Sabin
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.

To: Kazarian
From: AJ Styles
About: Christopher Daniels
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts