BREAKFAST AT THE HOMUNCULUS MANSION
I DO NOT OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so apparently I'm living with the homunculus. Dante wanted to see what happened if a hybrid vampire lived with the homunculus.
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I awoke this morning to the usual playful squeals of wrath at my feet. "Laurrina get out of bed, envy wants you to make him breakfast!"
naturally being a vampire I hated morning duty. I hissed at Wrath in a annoyed tone barring my fangs. He replied by running out of the room screaming, "envy you have to wake her up today she's scary!" It didn't take Envy long to get up the stairs. He demolished the door upon entry of my room. "Laurrina! Wake up and get me some breakfast I'm starving dammit!" he yelled in my pointed ears. "I'll be down in a minute," I said fully awake at this point. I quickly got dressed because I didn't have a door. Envy had destroyed it coming into my room. I whistled the song I always thought when I saw Envy. After I got to the kitchen where Envy was I began singing the lyrics. "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY danadana! DUDE LOKS LIKE A LADY!" I sang. Envy had the look of kill in his eye. Not knowing what to do, I transported into Greed's room using my vampire magic. Greed awoke and looked at me with surprise. That sin against god had been sleeping all this time. "Hey wake up you greedy laze about," I commanded. He gave me a look of hostility. "unless an effeminate is chasing you get out!" he said. At that moment Envy's voice echoed through the hall "Laurrina! I'm hungry come on cook something," he begged pitifully. "fine I'm coming," I called. Greed noticed envy had been at his door and shouted "yay an effeminate!" Fully disturbed, I rushed down where envy was waiting to be fed. After breakfast on Saturday the homunculus and I usually sat at the table talking aimlessly. Today was no different except wrath kept running in circles around the table until sloth came downstairs. "sloth you're awake! Took ya long enough," I criticized. "mommy you're awake!" Wrath squealed running to give her a hug. Loosing track of subject Envy asked, "breakfast tasted different this morning, what'd you do Laurrina?" "oh the pancakes?" I asked.
"I put the rest of your red stones in the mix!" I answered him sticking out my tongue. u guys don't think it was too weird do u? Leave criticism and reviews of wat you want to read
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