JIN HONEST TRAILER (the better version)
From the game that has way too much drama in it, comes a kingdom with a lot of people we don't even care about.
The Jin Kingdom
Team up with the Sima family in their quest for domination, but not before you meet the sons of the family:
Sima Shi, a hot guy who can be a movie star,
(shots of Shi holding his eye) but for some reason holds his eye a lot before starting to wear the infamous 1/2 mask he owns.
Sima Zhao, a hot guy who can surf on a person,
(shots of Zhao surfing on a soldier) even if surfing hasn't existed yet historically.
Gather officers like:
This girl who happens to be Surfer guy's wife (Wang Yuanji)
This vampire guy and adviser to the brothers (Jia Chong)
This sorcerer who rebels at a horrible time (Zhong Hui)
This sick guy who uses a gun (Guo Hai)
and more officers we don't care much about (shots of all the other Jin officers)
(Shot of Zhang Chunhua) What the hell? She's the mother? No wonder Sima Yi's sons are good looking. Anyway,
Meet Zhang Chunhua, the mother of the bros and the victim of a lot of chihuahua jokes.
Gang up with the Jin officers as they:
Start a rebellion
Get rid of rebellions
And Kick Shu's ass
But mostly:
ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH REBELLIONS
Starring:
Green Goblin's mouth (Sima Yi)
Edward Kenway's wife (Zhang Chunhua)
The Phantom of the Opera (Sima Shi)
Sole Surfer (Sima Zhao)
Clove from Hunger Games (Wang Yuanji)
Sort of Edward Cullen (Jia Chong)
The Winter Soldier (Deng Ai)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (Zhong Hui)
Tom Hiddleston (Zhuge Dan)
Asian Justin Bieber (Xiahou Ba)
Mr. Freeze with a sickness (Guo Hai)
Yin Yang Yo (Wen Yang)
And
Idiot laughter
The Jin Kingdom