The girls were dancing to the upbeat tune Brook played, laughing and giggling as they went. Arms tangled with each other, pulling each other close, making the other their partner.

Nami played with Robins hair with a flirtatious flick. Robin ran her hand down the side of Namis skirt in retribution before pulling the navigator closer…hand slipping somewhat innocently up her thigh and under the skirt as she did so.

Sanji could not look away. It was like watching one of his very private dreams come to life before his eyes.

"Oi…Brook…how are you doing this?"

"Yohohoho!! You'd be amazed at what the right music can inspire."

On cue Nami decided if Robin wasn't going to remove her hand from under her skirt, she would show her how it felt being so manhandled. Her nimble hands slipped under the velvet shirt and over the womans bra. Robin was surprised but then smiled as her own hand began to change position.

Sanji didn't mind the bloody nose he had inexplicitly had gotten, hand instead reaching out to grasp the bottom of Brooks jacket.

"I'll do anything...teach me how?"

"Hmm…no. I couldn't do that. Counter proposal…I require your time and your body later for a little favor with Zoro. You agree and I'll show you just how far music can inspire two lovely ladies."

Figuring he and the marimo would be required to polish the skeletal nakamas instruments or some other grunt work soooo worth the promise of seeing even more than intimate dancing and a naughty caress, he did not hesitate to nod.

He was rewarded with Robin pulling off Namis silky panties down her legs. Nami removing Robins bra. A kiss. Then another. Then Nudity. Then stroking. Then OH GOD Sanji was sure he would dream of this moment forever.

So why did he wake up the next day from a very disturbing dream involving the two sword wielding idiots and abuse of his willingly eager naked body. The disturbing feeling only increased when he realized he was actually naked now…and knew somehow he had fulfilled his end of the skeletons bargain.