Kukukuku, with this my quest to learn every single jutsu in the world will come to fruition.'

Grrr. It's not working, my calculations are correct. I calculated every single rune needed! Hmm, perhaps its the Chakra power source needed to properly power the Seal Array. But the only one known to possess more Chakra than the mine is the Kyuubi Jinjuricki but with the way Sensei is guarding the brat there is no way for me to get a hold of him.'

The Sharingan has the power to copy any form of Jutsu, if I perfect my Living Corpse Reincarnation Jutsu and combine both I can learn any Jutsu without dying olf old age.'

Orochimaru, what have you done?'

Why Sensei, I am only furthering my goals in learning everything.'

But with the expense of Children?'

Sacrifices has to be made, you know that sensei.'

I can no longer allow you to continue this madness. I will take you down if I have to.'

Ah, but how can you do that when I am no longer in Konoha Hm?'

Damn you, Orochimaru!'

Crash.

Crash.

Cough. Cough. Huh? Where am I? A secret room? Cool! I found a secret base!'

Itai! Why the hell is this wall rough?'

Huh? The Kanji are glowing... My blood must have activated a super secret jutsu! Maybe I will learn something cool and beat Sasuke-teme and get Sakura-chan to like me!'

Huh? Why are the Kanji moving towards me? Get it of! Get it of! Argh!'

Where am I?'

Greetings User.'

Huh? Who are you?'

I am the A.I. of this learning system. You have entered 10 years time comprehension for 1 hour, Chakra has been taking to power the system and will last for the remainder of your stay. Intructor mode has been enabled.'

20 years inside the time comprehension seal.

Ugh. I am finally out. The bastard who made that seal better make sure I don't see him or else I will shove a thousand Exploding Kunai on his Ass!

What day was supposed to be again?'

Oh yeah, It was a month before the Genin Exams...'

Sigh. If only I didn't promised myself to act dumb 10 years ago. Getting underestimated might be good to take my enemies by surprise but it would be tedious to keep my training underwrap.'