~Hello, everyone who is reading this! This is my first fan fiction, so please, no flames! Plus, I'm not even in high school yet, so I'm not the best writer on the website. But I hope you like it, anyways!

Now we're Jack & Jill….Again….

Exactly a year has passed since Stan's death, & Wendy's life has been complete hell. She is now clinically depressed, & has been constantly thinking about Stan 24/7. In her sleep, & when she was awake, she just couldn't let him go. She knew Stan wouldn't want her to be like that when he was dead, but she just couldn't help it. He was gone….gone.

It happened in the blink of an eye that day. Stan, Kenny, Kyle, & Cartman were walking on the sidewalk near Tom's Rhinoplasty, that's where it happened. This is how it happened: Kenny spotted a $20.00 bill on the road, & immediately leaped onto the road where the dollar was lying. Just then, a semi-truck was coming down the road, & at a very quick pace, too. Stan saw the semi, & attempted to push Kenny out of the way, because Kenny was obviously too focused on the dollar bill.

"Stan, no!" Kyle shrieked as Stan sprinted full speed onto the road. Stan then kneeled down behind Kenny, placed his hands on Kenny's hips, & tried to pull him up.

"Dude, it's just a dollar bill! Let's g-" Stan shouted to Kenny. Only to be crushed by the distracted semi driver.

(Complete silence)

"HOLY SHIT!" was Cartman's remark.

Now, Stan & Kenny were both dead on the road, Cartman standing there in awe, & Kyle repeatedly calling the driver a bastard under uncontrollable sobbing. He wasn't sobbing about Kenny, he wasn't even sobbing about both of them together. Forget Kenny! It was Stan who was dead, & he was never, ever, ever coming back.

The ambulance was soon called by a witnessing pedestrian, & they came in a matter of 15 minutes after the call. But they were too late, for Stan was long gone now. Even if the ambulance were there right when the accident happened, they still would've been too late, because Stan was killed on impact. So instead of trying to start Stan's heart up again, they wrapped him in a white sheet, & set him on a gurney. Where they hauled him & Kenny away into the back of the ambulance.

Stan's parents, grandpa, & sister came just before the ambulance drove away. When they asked the two still living boys "What the hell happened?" & "Where's Stan?", the boys couldn't answer through words. They were sobbing too much to speak, so instead, they pointed at the back of the ambulance. (Which, by the way, was still there.)

"What? No! STAAAAN!" Stan's father, Randy, yelled as he swung the back doors of the vehicle open without permission. And right there was Stan, wrapped in a white sheet, strapped in on a gurney. Randy couldn't believe his eyes, for his own son was dead! He went to sob with the rest of his family.

"I don't believe it!" Stan's mother, Sharon, cried in agony.

"This can't be happening!" Stan's sister, Shelly, shouted through her headgear.

"Damn it, Billy! Why?" said Stan's grandpa.

The very next day, Kyle & Cartman, in complete basket-case like condition, were going over to tell Wendy the horrible news. They didn't bring Kenny along with them, (who was alive again, by the way) because they believed it was his fault Stan died. They didn't even bother to CALL Kenny to tell him they were going over to Wendy's house to tell her about the incident.

"How the hell are we going to tell Wendy?" Kyle asked Cartman, sniffling.

"I don't know." replied Cartman in a monotone voice. Kyle didn't respond back, which caused a long silence as they were walking. Then, finally, Cartman broke the silence, "Goddamn, this is hard."

"I know, dude. Why did Stan have to go so soon?" Kyle then started to tear up again. "Why did it have to be Stan? (sniffle) He was a good guy! It wasn't his fucking time! (heavily inhales) WHY COULD'VE IT BEEN ME?"

Kyle was sobbing again, & then Cartman tried to calm him down. Saying, "Kyle, calm down! I was saying it's hard because we don't know how to tell Wendy this."

Kyle's sobbing quickly turned into a deep frown at Cartman.

"Fatass." He muttered.

"Jew." Cartman muttered back.

They finally made it to Wendy's house. Kyle & Cartman walked up to the door, & Kyle knocked. (knock, knock, knock)

Shortly, someone answered the door. The door opened, & standing there was an excited Wendy Testaburger.

"Hi Stan! Why haven't you- oh, never mind. It's you two. What do you want?" her expression went from happy & cheerful, to angry & stern.

"Well, nice to meet you too, bitch." Cartman exclaimed, sarcastically.

"Cartman, shut up." Kyle glared to Cartman. "And why are you so angry, Wendy?"

"Because Stan didn't answer any of my calls, last night. Not to mention, even ignoring my 5 texts to him! That's why I was expecting him to show up to tell me what's up."

"Oh…about that…" Kyle said, trying hard to not let his voice crack.

"We…came here to tell you about that." Cartman said, while taking his hat off in respect.

"What? What happened?" Wendy said, quickly.

"St-Stan…well, he's…" Kyle trembled.

"He's WHAT, you guys?!" Wendy started to freak out. Her hands were in fists, & her palms were sweating. She was wide-eyed, & shaking.

"Stan…is dead." Cartman finally admitted.

(a moment of silence)

"WHAT?" Wendy shrieked.

"There was an accident." Kyle explained, while sniffling violently. "Kenny saw some money on the road, & jumped on to get it. Then, Stan tried to save Kenny, but then they were h-h-hit by a s-semi truck." Kyle then broke down into sobbing, again.

Wendy couldn't believe what she was hearing. Why? Why did this happen? How could her beloved Stan leave her so soon? Why would God do this?

"Oh my God… they killed…Stan." Wendy slowly came into realization.

"You bastards!" Kyle joined in.

"Oh my God! They killed Stan!"

"YOU BASTARDS!"

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED STA-HA-HA-HA-HAN!"

"YOU BASTAAAAARDS!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wendy screamed.

Then, all 3 broke down into loud sobbing. They could be heard throughout the whole block. Wendy's mother came shortly to see what all the yelling & crying was about.

"Wendy! What's wrong?" she asked.

Wendy managed to control herself, & said, "Stan's dead, mom! STAN'S DEAD!"

"What? Oh, boy! Come here." Mrs. Testaburger then held out her arms for Wendy to come into a tight hug with her.

~Thank you for listening! I hope you enjoyed it! If you did, I will put up a part two for this, so it's not such an awkward ending.