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A/N: kind of cracky..
"You know that Dark Energy isn't something to be wasted so you go straight there and back no stopping not even to visit your girlfriend or to see a Midgardian movie-"
"I kn-"
"And when you see your brother tell him that he's already in big trouble he's stayed out a year past his curfew and the Jotemheim incident...well just tell him that he does not want it to get any more trouble."
"Mo-"
"Now just go get your brother and the Tesseract come back no stops."
"I kn-" His mother kissed on on the forehead and said. She back away so that Thor could again see the magicians who were to send him to earth.
"Have a nice trip." Thor prepared to leave the magician of their realm started chanting and collecting dark energy to use to bring him to earth. It was not a pleasant filling being encased in dark magic but it was necessary. The magic didn't allow him to see outside of the dark sphere but he could heard and he heard his mother urgently say.
"Did you remember to pack your undergarments?" Thor rolled his eyes.
"Yes mother." he said before the magic momentarily blinded him before sending him to earth.
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