I don't own The Loud House or Five Nights at Freddy's, Loud House belongs to Nickelodeon, and FNAF belongs to Scott Cawthon.

It was a Saturday morning in Royal Woods.

In the Loud House Lincoln Loud is sleeping peacefully, but the peace doesn't last long as his sisters (Except Lola) suddenly burst into his room. Lincoln jumps up in surprise and noticed that they all had the look of dred on their faces.

Lincoln: "Hey what's going on?"

Lynn: "Its that day again Lincoln."

Lincoln gasped: "You don't mean."

Lori suddenly holds out a calendar and points to a date that was circled with red marker. "Yep its Lola's birthday."

Dramatic music plays as the siblings shake in fear. Lincoln looks over at the readers. "You may be wondering why we're freaking out over this. You see whenever its Lola's birthday she acts like a queen and becomes more spoiled."

Lana then looks at the readers. "She also gets more aggressive, like last year when Lori forgot about her birthday."

Flashback

Lori was on the couch texting Bobby, Lola comes in the living room with a queen outfit on. She looks at Lori sweetly with a big grin on her face. "Hey Lori."

Lori ignores her and continues to text, Lola's right eye twitches a little bit. "Cough" "Lori aren't you suppose to say something to me?"

"Not now Lola."

Lola's eye twitches more violently now. "Lori do you know what day it is?"

"Monday."

Lola gets angry and tackles Lori down onto the floor where she starts to beat up Lori.

Flashback ends

Lori cringes over the memory: "Some of my hair is still growing back."

Lincoln jumps out of his bed with a determine look. "Okay guys time to put operation keep Lola happy, so that we don't get beat up into action." The sisters nodded and the siblings walked out of the room, but Lana stops at the doorway and looks at readers.

"You may be wondering why were not celebrating my birthday too. You see since we were born on the same day we have our birthdays separate, and since I was born first. We have my birthday celebrated on the week before Lola's and that's why."


Lynn Sr. walks into the kitchen while whistling toreador march. He stops as he sees his kids working franticly on making breakfast; Lori, Luna, Luan, Lincoln, and Leni were making pancakes and eggs, while Lisa, Lynn, and Lana were making bacon. Curious Lynn Sr speaks up "Hey kids, why are you making breakfast?"

Lincoln looks at his dad while he flips a pancake. "Its Lola's birthday today dad, so we're making her favorite breakfast. Bacon and eggs with pancakes."

Lynn Sr. gasps and runs out of the kitchen into his and Rita's room in sure panic. Rita looks at her husband in concern. "Honey, what's the matter?"

"Its Lola's birthday today."

Rita gasps "Oh no we forgot Lola's birthday!"

"What are we going to do honey?"

"I don't know, but we better think of something quickly. She's probably expecting to have a huge party like the past years."

Lynn Sr. and Rita paced around the room as they thought of what to do. Lynn Sr. then looks over at a newspaper that he had picked up earlier and noticed an ad that showed a picture of four animatronic characters which were a bear, bunny, chicken, and fox; above the picture bolded, capital words that were colored red said. COME TO FREADDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA!

Lynn sr. picks up the paper and reads the ad, he lets out a smile and turns to Rita. "I got it honey, lets take Lola to this pizza place."

"Honey are you sure that's a good idea."

"Absolutely look it says here that this place has lots of games, tasty pizza, and a fantastic animatronic band. Plus it says here that they can do last minute birthday parties."

Rita thought for a bit she then answers. "Okay call them up."

Lynn sr. nods and takes out his phone. After dialing a few numbers he calmly waits until the other line answers.

Phone guy: "Hello, hello, um, what can I do for you sir or madam."

"I would like to have a birthday party for my daughter."

"A birthday party, um, okay we can do that. What time do you want it."

"Today at 11 am."

"Okay will begin preparations immediately. So how many are showing up to the party."

"Thirteen, me, my wife, and our kids."

"Okay that's good, well have everything ready by the time you get here."

"Oh thank you your a life savor."

"Its no problem, anyway well await your arrival talk to you soon." The phone line cuts off, Lynn Sr. looks over at his wife and gives her a thumbs up.


Vanzilla enters the parking lot of Freddy's and parks near the front doors. The kids got out first and form a straight line as Lola comes out, Lola queen walks to the end of the sibling line. She looks up at the building and saw a cartoon face of a bear's head above the door.

Lola: "Alright servants escort me inside."

The siblings groan as they did what Lola says, behind them Rita and Lynn Sr. were getting Lilly out of her car seat. The siblings enter the place and were immediately pelted by the smell of pizza and the sound of kids playing. Rita, Lilly, and Lynn sr. soon enter and the family goes to the front desk where a pimpled, face teen standing behind it. Behind the teen there were three rows of shelves filled with plushies and other prizes.

The teen looks at the family with a bored expression. "Hello welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. How can I help you?"

Lynn Sr:"We booked a birthday party here."

"Ah, yes, you must be the eleven o clock party. Please follow me to your reserved seat, but first which one of you is the birthday girl?"

Lola steps up proudly to the teen. "Why that would be me."

"Okay since it's your birthday you can get a free plushie. Now which one do you want?"

Lola looks at the plushies from left to right, she then locks her eyes on a yellow bear that wore a small top hat, a black bowtie, and microphone in its right hand. Lola points to the bear. The teen picks it up and gives it to her. "Here you go, your very one Golden Freddy."

Lola shows off her plushie to her siblings. "Aw, look at this little guy isn't he just the cutest plushie you ever seen."

Leni: "Like totally Lola. That hat and tie looks good on him."

Luna: "Yeah and that little microphone means he's a great singer."

Pimpled face teen: "Alright please follow me."

Following the teen they enter the main area. Looking around the area the loud family could see groups of tables in the middle of the room, they were covered in white cloths and had party hats on top of them. Beyond the tables they could see a stage that was cover up by a purple curtain with stars on it, in front of the stage was an OUT OF ORDER sign. To the right of the stage there was a small boat ride and a door that had a label that read employees only. To the left of the stage was a opening to a hallway which had pictures of kids drawings on the wall.

The pimpled face teen sat the family down at a table that was close to a another hallway. Rita and Lynn Sr. sat at the front of the table while the siblings sat at the sides with: Lynn, Lucy, Leni, Lisa, Lana, and Lilly on the left, and Lincoln, Luan, Luna, Lori, and Lola on the right.

Pimpled face teen: "Now that you're all situated, its time to enjoy the show so look over at the stage."

The family looked over at the stage. On the stage a red curtain raises up and three animatronics came out. One in the middle was a brown bear with a top hat and a black bow tie, in its left paw was a microphone. To the left of the bear was a purple bunny with a red bow tie, it held a red guitar in its hands. Finally to right was a yellow chicken with a bib on it, the bib had bright yellow words on it that said LETS EAT! besides the words were colorful pizza decorations. In its right hand was a pink cupcake with two eyes on a small plate.

The bear raises the microphone to mouth, and stares out at the audience as it waved out. "H-h-hello boys and girls, I'm please to welcome you to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! The most (horrible) happiest place in the world."

The bunny's head turns to the bear. "Freddy lets play our favorite song to our fans."

The chicken's torso turns to the bunny. "Where are you manners Bonnie? We need to (kill) introduces ourselves to everyone." The chicken turns to audience, on the plate the cupcake blinks. "Hello I'm Chica, lets eat."

The bunny also turns to the audience. "I'm Bonnie (Help me) lets rock the house down with my guitar."

"And you know who I am Freddy Fazbear! Ha, ha, ha (die) ha."

Freddy looks towards the louds. "Today we have a birthday girl! And you know what happens when we got birthday kid here guys."

Bonnie: "Yep, we s-s-s-sing them the Fazbear birthday song."

Chica: "And give them the birthday pizza."

"That's right guys, so lets sing our special birthday song."

Bonnie strums his guitar and cheesy music plays through the speakers. The robots torso's move left and right as is they were dancing to it. Freddy begins to sing cheerfully into his microphone.

"H-h-h-happy, happy b-b-b-birthday!"

"Its your day to shine."

"Happy, happy birthday!"

"You're really special."

"Happy, happy birthday!"

"Your a year older and getting smarter."

"Happy, happy birthday! Happy birthday from the Fazbear gang."

The song stops and the area was filled with applause.

Bonnie: "Ha, ha, ha, I love playing that song Freddy."

Chica: "Me to it gets me hungry for that birthday pizza."

Freddy: "Yes it's a great song, but remember guys we got (gotta get revenge) play other songs. So to the special girl, have a fun time here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza."

The animatronics then began to play another song. The louds however turned their attention away from them.

Lori: "Well that was literally interesting."

Lisa: "I gotta say even though these are just typical child entertainers, and their voice boxes are obviously glitching out . Their robotic movements are really smooth."

Luna: "Yeah, but that birthday song was so cheesy dudes. That bunny also needs to learn how play the guitar better."

Luan: "You couldn't bear it Luna. Ha, ha, ha get it."

The siblings groaned over the pun, the only who was laughing was Lynn Sr. He calms down and looks at his kids. "Okay why don't you guys have fun, until the pizza gets here."

The siblings nodded and walked off to do their own thing. Luna heads over to the boat ride, but stops as she suddenly felt like she was being watched. She turns to towards the stage and saw Freddy with black eyes with small white dots starring at her. Luna rubs her eyes and looks at him again, Freddy was just moving normally with his blue eyes looking around the crowds of kids.

Luna scratches her head in confusion "What the heck was that." She looks at the animatronic for a long time, waiting to see if Freddy would do it again. But nothing happens so she shrugs it off and gets in line for the boat ride.


Lincoln looked at seven arcade machines that were line up against the wall. He was trying to figure out which one he should play first. "Hmm, should I play Pac-man or Donkey Kong."

Lincoln eventually picks Pac-man, he managed to pass three stages and was getting ready to go to the fourth stage, but the screen started to flicker rabidly. "What's going on?" The screen then cuts to a weird game in Atari like graphics. It showed a building full of kids jumping up and down, outside there was a lone crying child, in the middle of the screen a bear that resembled Freddy was holding a cupcake.

"Um, this is weird." Lincoln moves the Freddy like figure towards kids that turned red and gives them cupcakes. After a couple of times doing this on the top of the screen Lincoln notices a purple car approaching the crying child. Lincoln stops the Freddy like figure and watches as the car stops, and a purple figure with a smile on its face stood next to the child. The child looks up at the sprite and widen its eyes, it changes into a sprite of a dead child and the purple figure gets in its car and drives away.

The screen flickers back into Pac-man, but Lincoln ignored it and just stared out into space as he was wondering on what just happen. "What was that? What sick person would add a mini game where a kid gets murdered in Pac-man?!"

Lincoln walks away from the Pac-man game with a disturped look, and then gets on the Donkey Kong game.


Lori was in the west hallway texting to Bobby. She was in the hallway so that she couldn't be bothered by her siblings.

"Oh Bobby this is so boring."

"What do you mean babe?"

"I'm in a place for little kids, that's what so boring about this."

"C'mon babe, I'm sure you'll find something there to entertain yourself with."

"I don't think so Bobby."

"Oh, I gotta get back to work, talk to ya later babe and tell Lola I wish her a happy birthday."

"Okay boo, boo, bear."

Lori puts her phone away in her back pocket, and leans against the wall. "What am I going to do now?"

Lori thinks of stuff to do until she suddenly has this urge to turn around. She does this and stares at the kids drawings that were on the wall, they were typical kids drawings that showed a kid having fun with one of the animatronic characters. But one captures her attention, she takes it off the wall and looks at it curiously. The drawing showed a crying child in a green shirt and blue pants standing next to a yellow rabbit.

Lori studied the picture. "Hmm, I wonder why that kid so sad? who's the yellow rabbit? And who drew this thing?"

Lori hears a noise, she jumps and turns to her left, but didn't see anyone or anything down the hallway that could've made the noise. Shrugging it off Lori turns her attention back to the drawing and couldn't believe her eyes. In her hand the drawing had changed, it now showed the green shirt child on the floor with a pool of blood around him. The yellow rabbit had a bloody knife in one hand, and its head in the other hand. At the place where the rabbit head should be, a purple head with a sick smile and white eyes was starring at the dead child.

Lori yelps and drops the drawing onto the floor. Lori backs away from it until her back hits the wall, she pants rabidly as she stares at it. A hand touches her shoulder causing her to jump.

Leni: "Are you okay Lori?"

Lori sighed in relive as it was just Leni. Lori then grabs Leni shoulders and points to the drawing in fear. "Leni you literally have to look at that drawing."

"Why does it have a hideous color?"

"No! Just look at it."

"Okay."

Leni walked up to the drawing, she kneels down and picks it up. After a couple of seconds Leni looks at her sister in confusion. "I don't get what's so wrong about this drawing. The color is nice and the child looks so happy."

"WHAT?!" Lori snatched it out of Leni's hands and stares at it in disbelieve. This time the drawing showed the green child raising his hands in the air in excitement, as a red colored fox with a hook for a hand stood next to him.

"No way, this can't be real."

"What do you mean Lori?"

"Your not going to believe this Leni, but that drawing had a kid being murdered a few minutes ago."

"Murder?"

"Its someone killing somebody."

"Gasp!" "That's horrible!"

"Yeah it was, that kid was on the ground with blood all around him. With a purple guy in a yellow rabbit thing, staring down at him with a smile on his face."

"What does it mean Lori?"

"I don't know Leni. Either I'm starting to go crazy or that drawing was trying to tell me something."

"Tell you what?"

"I don't maybe a crime that happen here, wait a minute what am I saying? Its just a kid's drawing."

"But didn't you say it showed this kid being killed earlier."

"Yes I did, but I think I'm just going crazy Leni."

"You don't look crazy."

"I feel crazy, I mean I just saw that happy drawing as a murder scene."

Leni looks at Lori's face and felt bad, as she saw how worried Lori was for herself. So she grabs Lori's hand and gives Lori a smile. "Come on Lori, lets go check on Lola and see if she's having a good time."

Lori then lets out a small smile and nods her head. Lori lets go of the drawing as the two sisters walked out of the hallway, the drawing lands on the floor, but a three fingered, black hand picks it up and places it carefully on the wall.


Lana and Lynn stood in front of the purple curtain. The two looked at it curiosity "So what do think is behind the curtain Lynn?"

"Duh, another animatronic obliviously."

"Really, hmm, I wonder what it is?"

Lynn smiles deviously as she stares at Lana. "I dare you to peak into those curtains and see."

Upon hearing the dare Lana turns to Lynn with a determined smile. "Okay." Lana walks closer to the curtain, she looks behind her to make sure no one was watching. Seeing no one looking in her direction Lana grabs the curtains, slowly opens them, and sticks her head in them.

Lana looks around at the dark stage, but could only make up shapes due to the darkness. So Lana opens the curtains wider allowing a small light line to come through. Thanks to light Lana could see part of the stage: on the wall she could see the blue outlines of water, the stage floor was wooden, and she could see a sharp hook that was close to her face.

Lana thoughts: "Whoa cool its a pirate robot."

Suddenly Lana jumped as she felt someone grab her shoulder. Lana pulled her head out and turn around to see Luna staring at her with Lynn behind her.

Luna: "What are you doing sis? I'm pretty sure your not suppose to do that."

Lana: "Relax Luna, I'm just doing a dare that Lynn making me do."

Lynn brushes past Luna, and gets in front of Lana. "So did you see it Lana?"

"Yep, and it a pirate."

"A pirate cool."

Lana turns back to the curtain and prepares to open it again. "Come on Lynn, check it out with me."

"Right behind you Lana." Lynn and Lana grab and pulled the curtain, and made a opening.

Luna: "Guys, you shouldn't do that. Your going to get in trouble."

Lynn gives Luna a smug look. "Gosh Luna I never knew you were such a chicken."

Luna perks up from this comment. "What did you just say sis?"

Lana also smirks smugly as she had her arms crossed. "She said your a chicken."

"No one calls Luna Loud a chicken!"

Luna then charged into the curtain, while she pushed her sisters with her. On the stage the three couldn't see anything, due to the curtain closing behind them blocking any light to get through. Luna raises her hands in front of her "Dudes, this place is really dark."

(Get out)

Lana: "Tell me about it."

(Run)

Lynn: "Hold on let me get my phone." Lynn reaches into her pocket and pulled out her phone. She turns it on and the phone light turned on revealing her face. "much better now we can see."

Lynn then shines the light in front of her, and saw a wall that was painted to look like a ocean. She moves the light along the wall, and saw painted sand, palm trees, and a treasure chest.

Lynn: "Yep this is pirate theme alright."

Lana: "Hey sis. shine your light over there."

"Okay."

Lynn shines the light to where Lana was pointing, and she along with Luna and Lana jumped as the light shined onto a open mouth full of sharp teeth. The sisters clamed down, and Lynn shined the light further to reveal a red colored, fox's face with an eye patch on its left eye. Shinning the light downward they saw the fox's torso where they saw a big hole in the chest, revealing its endoskeleton inside. Moving down to the legs, they saw brown, pants with endoskeleton legs running down to its feet.

Luna: "This dude has seen better days."

Lana: "He looks awesome! Especially with those metal legs, and look at those teeth! I would've love to see this guy in action!"

Lynn then shines the light onto its left arm witch was extended out ward. The arm also had holes in it, and at the end of the arm was a sharp hook. "And take a look at this hook Lana."

"Oh that hook is cool, I wish I had a hook for a hand."

"I wish I was a pirate. Pirates are strong and alethic, and this guy looks like he could run fast."

As Lynn and Lana talked, Luna was looking at the fox and felt sorry for it. "Poor dude, he's all torn up and lonely in here. While those other robots are out there rocking."

Lynn: "Say something Luna?"

Luna turns to her siblings. "Oh nothing, I was just saying how sorry I am for this dude."

Lana: "Why, its just a robot. Its not like its alive or anything."

"I know, but I just feel so sorry for it since its all alone."

Lynn: "C'mon Luna he's a pirate, pirates don't feel lon-"

"Argh, me maties."

Lynn: "What the?"

The three looked back at the fox, and they were surprise to see its yellow eyes light up. The fox closes its mouth and turns to the three, while it had its hook hand raised up.

"Its me Foxy the pirate fox, and wel-wel-wel-welcome to the pirates cove. "

Lana: "I though this was out of order."

Lynn and Luna: "Me too."

Foxy torso turns to the three. Foxy's eye patch flips up, and gives Luna a cold stare.

"Argh, looks we got (Purple bastard) a trouble maker here. Time for you to walk the plank."

Lynn: "What's he talking about?"

"Luna: "I don't know sis, but I think we should leave now."

Suddenly Foxy's eyes turn red, and he charges at the three while giving a loud screetch. He swings his hook down which would of gotten Luna in the eye if she didn't move away at the right time. Foxy swings again but Luna dodged it.

"I'm going to rip your guts out."

The sisters scream and race out of the cove. They ran all the way to the bathroom, Luan was washing her hands when they burst through the doors. The three were breathing heavily while they were holding their hands against their chest.

"What's up with you three? It looks like you seen a ghost."

Lynn: "We didn't see a ghost, but we did see a crazy robot that tried to kill Luna."

Luan: "What?"

Luna: "Its true, we went behind that purple curtain, saw this broken down fox, it becomes active, and tries to stab my eye out!"

Luan laughs: "Good one guys. You almost got me with that story."

The three looked at Luan angrily. Lana then yells "WERE SERIOUS!"

"Yeah sure you are."

Lynn: "REALLY WE ARE! IF YOU DON'T BELIVE US! THEN WILL SHOW YOU IT!"

"Alright then show me."

Luna: "We will dude, and you will be more freaked out then we are."

"Sure I will."


Here's part 1 of 2 parts of this story.