Authors note: Um, to be honest, I found this fic on my computer.
Apparently I wrote it 2 years ago. It's kinda crazy. I have NO idea what
on earth I was thinking, but it's really kind of hilarious.
Disclaimer: The Gundam Wing Characters are not mine... Sniff I wish they were tho. But I thank the people who DO own them! ^__^
~Kage
Thanksgiving day
(all the Gundam Pilots are in the store)
Heero: I don't LIKE turkey.
Duo: Get over it. I'm surprised you, the GREAT HEERO YUI! Is afraid of a big fat bird.
Heero: I'm not SCARED of it, I just don't like it. I'm... Allergic!!
Duo: Oh.
Wufei: *mutters* Weakling
Heero: AHHHHHH! DIE!!! *attacks Wufei in front of the shoppers*
Wufei: GET OFF OF ME!!! AHHHHHH! STOP IT WE'RE IN FRONT OF THE SHOPPERS!!!
Heero: *stops, looks around* .... *quickly stands up and walks very fast to another isle*
Author who is writing this stupid yet, maybe humorous story: HEYY! That's not in the script!! Heero, you're not supposed to run off, you're supposed to just, look around, blush and look down.
Heero: I don't blush.
Duo: HA! That's a laugh. What about when RELENA comes around? Ooh you blush like MAD!! *laughs maniacally*
Heero: *blushes*
Duo: SEE?!!
Heero: *socks Duo*
Duo: OWWW! *socks him back*
Heero: *attacks Duo*
Duo: *attacks Heero*
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s.: Here we go again.
Heero: *attacks A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s.*
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: AHHHHHH!!
Duo: .... HEYY It's Thanksgiving! We're not supposed to fighting!!
Quatre: HEYY! THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!! _
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: Yeah, thats right!! We're not supposed to be fighting!
Heero: *takes a deep breath stands up*
Duo: Oh please. *has a black eye*
Heero: I don't LIKE turkey.
Duo: So you've told us.
Quatre: I can make ham!!
Heero: AHHH! I'LL EAT TURKEY!!!! *hides behind Duo* Get him away!!! _ ham........*shivers*
Duo: *quirks an eyebrow* O k...
Wufei: *mutters*......*maybe not*
Trowa: I don't really think he wants ham, Quatre.
Quatre: Oh. Ok. At first I thought he was going to attack me..
Heero: *mutters* If you said "ham" again, I was gonna.
Duo: Why are you so freaked when someone mentions ham?
Heero: *flinches* I don't LIKE ham.
Duo: THEN WHAT DO YOU LIKE??
Heero:Um... No one's ever actually asked me that..
Duo: You mean you don't know??
Heero: Well, I like chocolate.
Duo: *sweatdrop* Don't we all.
Trowa: Well we can't make a chocolate turkey.
Heero: I don't LIKE turkey.
Trowa: WE KNOW!!!
Duo: Whoa. He actually yelled.
Quatre: *blinks* Trowa?
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: *slipped off a long time ago*
Manager: Are you the people causing trouble?
Heero: *pulls out a knife* Nope.
Manager:....Oh. Ok. *walks away*
Duo: Well. He suspected alot. Usually they all run screaming.
Heero: Yeah, thats the first time anyones walked away calmly.
Quatre: Probably get alot more death threats than you can imagine. I mean.. he's the manager.. sometimes people aren't very nice.
Duo: You mean like Heero? *cringes, lest he get smacked*
Heero: I resent that remark.
Duo:.... I didn't get smacked!!
Heero: *smacks Duo*
Duo: I spoke too soon.
Quatre: Well this a pointless story, isn't it?
Trowa: Yeah well with a beginning line of "I don't LIKE turkey" Wouldn't really show the artistic side of this story.
Duo: It has an artistic side??
Heero: Well maybe if the author who whatever whatever whatever knew who I really was, then this could be a little more exciting.
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me for living, but I wanted a FUNNY story. *sniff* If you can't do that FINE!
*one hour later*
Duo: I don't LIKE turkey.
Wufei: THATS IT! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!!!
Duo: NEITHER CAN I!
Quatre: Bring Heero back..Please?
Trowa: Seeing as I'm not really IN this fanfic, I really couldn't care either way.
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: But...But.. He was doing it WRONG!!
Duo: He was funny....sort of.
Wufei: Just bring Heero back.
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: FINE!!!! HEERO GET BACK INTO THE STORY!!!
Heero: Me?
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: YES YOU!!!
Heero: Why?
*Hour later*
Heero: So what are we going to do about thanksgiving if I'm allergic to turkey and I don't like...Ham *flinches*
Duo: Looks like you'll just have to eat chicken.
Heero: O_O CHICKEN?? HECK NO!!!!
Duo: *whispers to Quatre* Is it just me, or is he REALLY scared of poultry?
Quatre: *shrugs* I dunno.
Wufei: *snorts* Well we could have curry.
*Everyone gives him a strange look*
Wufei: What?!
Heero: I guess I'll just starve.
Everyone reading this fic (yep, your included too! ^__^) Aww.
Gundam Gang: O_O There are people reading this??
Author: Yeah, it's a story. Whadja expect?
Quatre: :o
Wufei: : (
Heero: *emotionless*
Trowa: : |
Duo: -o- *yawn*
Author: Well, ACT!!
Quatre:...
Duo: Hey. Author. Where'd the store go??
Author: You were magically transported to your house.
Heero: We have a house?
Author: Quit complaining or I'll make your house a box.
Quatre: Can you really make a house out of a box?
Trowa: Quatre, you really HAVE lived a sheltered life.
Quatre: I can't help it.
Heero: I don't--
Duo: Like turkey. WE KNOW! Say it again and I'll stuff it down your throat!
Wufei: THATS IT! STUFFING!
Heero: Why didn't I think of that?
Wufei: You don't have as good of a mind as I do.
Heero: *attacks Wufei*
Duo: *sigh rolls eyes*
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting!!
Trowa: I guess I make thanksgiving dinner.
*3 hours later*
Wufei: *sits at the table with two black eys and a punched in nose* !@#*&*#&$&#.
Duo: Wufei! You shouldn't curse at the table.
Quatre: GOT DANGITT!! THAT'S MY LINE!! Stop taking my lines please, or I will be forced to change to insane Quatre.
Duo: *cringes to a ball* I'm soooorrry^__^
Trowa: *walks out with a big turkey and other stuff*
Duo: YES!!
Heero: *looks at the turkey as if it is diseased*
Trowa: *sets a big bowl of stuffing in front of Heero*
Heero: *looks happy for once*
Duo: I'll say grace! ^__~ God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for this food, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!
Quatre: DIG IN!
Duo: THAT'S MY LINE!
Quatre: *sheepish grin*
Heero: *eats his stuffing made especially for him*:)
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Disclaimer: The Gundam Wing Characters are not mine... Sniff I wish they were tho. But I thank the people who DO own them! ^__^
~Kage
Thanksgiving day
(all the Gundam Pilots are in the store)
Heero: I don't LIKE turkey.
Duo: Get over it. I'm surprised you, the GREAT HEERO YUI! Is afraid of a big fat bird.
Heero: I'm not SCARED of it, I just don't like it. I'm... Allergic!!
Duo: Oh.
Wufei: *mutters* Weakling
Heero: AHHHHHH! DIE!!! *attacks Wufei in front of the shoppers*
Wufei: GET OFF OF ME!!! AHHHHHH! STOP IT WE'RE IN FRONT OF THE SHOPPERS!!!
Heero: *stops, looks around* .... *quickly stands up and walks very fast to another isle*
Author who is writing this stupid yet, maybe humorous story: HEYY! That's not in the script!! Heero, you're not supposed to run off, you're supposed to just, look around, blush and look down.
Heero: I don't blush.
Duo: HA! That's a laugh. What about when RELENA comes around? Ooh you blush like MAD!! *laughs maniacally*
Heero: *blushes*
Duo: SEE?!!
Heero: *socks Duo*
Duo: OWWW! *socks him back*
Heero: *attacks Duo*
Duo: *attacks Heero*
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s.: Here we go again.
Heero: *attacks A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s.*
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: AHHHHHH!!
Duo: .... HEYY It's Thanksgiving! We're not supposed to fighting!!
Quatre: HEYY! THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!! _
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: Yeah, thats right!! We're not supposed to be fighting!
Heero: *takes a deep breath stands up*
Duo: Oh please. *has a black eye*
Heero: I don't LIKE turkey.
Duo: So you've told us.
Quatre: I can make ham!!
Heero: AHHH! I'LL EAT TURKEY!!!! *hides behind Duo* Get him away!!! _ ham........*shivers*
Duo: *quirks an eyebrow* O k...
Wufei: *mutters*......*maybe not*
Trowa: I don't really think he wants ham, Quatre.
Quatre: Oh. Ok. At first I thought he was going to attack me..
Heero: *mutters* If you said "ham" again, I was gonna.
Duo: Why are you so freaked when someone mentions ham?
Heero: *flinches* I don't LIKE ham.
Duo: THEN WHAT DO YOU LIKE??
Heero:Um... No one's ever actually asked me that..
Duo: You mean you don't know??
Heero: Well, I like chocolate.
Duo: *sweatdrop* Don't we all.
Trowa: Well we can't make a chocolate turkey.
Heero: I don't LIKE turkey.
Trowa: WE KNOW!!!
Duo: Whoa. He actually yelled.
Quatre: *blinks* Trowa?
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: *slipped off a long time ago*
Manager: Are you the people causing trouble?
Heero: *pulls out a knife* Nope.
Manager:....Oh. Ok. *walks away*
Duo: Well. He suspected alot. Usually they all run screaming.
Heero: Yeah, thats the first time anyones walked away calmly.
Quatre: Probably get alot more death threats than you can imagine. I mean.. he's the manager.. sometimes people aren't very nice.
Duo: You mean like Heero? *cringes, lest he get smacked*
Heero: I resent that remark.
Duo:.... I didn't get smacked!!
Heero: *smacks Duo*
Duo: I spoke too soon.
Quatre: Well this a pointless story, isn't it?
Trowa: Yeah well with a beginning line of "I don't LIKE turkey" Wouldn't really show the artistic side of this story.
Duo: It has an artistic side??
Heero: Well maybe if the author who whatever whatever whatever knew who I really was, then this could be a little more exciting.
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me for living, but I wanted a FUNNY story. *sniff* If you can't do that FINE!
*one hour later*
Duo: I don't LIKE turkey.
Wufei: THATS IT! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!!!
Duo: NEITHER CAN I!
Quatre: Bring Heero back..Please?
Trowa: Seeing as I'm not really IN this fanfic, I really couldn't care either way.
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: But...But.. He was doing it WRONG!!
Duo: He was funny....sort of.
Wufei: Just bring Heero back.
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: FINE!!!! HEERO GET BACK INTO THE STORY!!!
Heero: Me?
A.w.w.t.s.b.m.h.s: YES YOU!!!
Heero: Why?
*Hour later*
Heero: So what are we going to do about thanksgiving if I'm allergic to turkey and I don't like...Ham *flinches*
Duo: Looks like you'll just have to eat chicken.
Heero: O_O CHICKEN?? HECK NO!!!!
Duo: *whispers to Quatre* Is it just me, or is he REALLY scared of poultry?
Quatre: *shrugs* I dunno.
Wufei: *snorts* Well we could have curry.
*Everyone gives him a strange look*
Wufei: What?!
Heero: I guess I'll just starve.
Everyone reading this fic (yep, your included too! ^__^) Aww.
Gundam Gang: O_O There are people reading this??
Author: Yeah, it's a story. Whadja expect?
Quatre: :o
Wufei: : (
Heero: *emotionless*
Trowa: : |
Duo: -o- *yawn*
Author: Well, ACT!!
Quatre:...
Duo: Hey. Author. Where'd the store go??
Author: You were magically transported to your house.
Heero: We have a house?
Author: Quit complaining or I'll make your house a box.
Quatre: Can you really make a house out of a box?
Trowa: Quatre, you really HAVE lived a sheltered life.
Quatre: I can't help it.
Heero: I don't--
Duo: Like turkey. WE KNOW! Say it again and I'll stuff it down your throat!
Wufei: THATS IT! STUFFING!
Heero: Why didn't I think of that?
Wufei: You don't have as good of a mind as I do.
Heero: *attacks Wufei*
Duo: *sigh rolls eyes*
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting!!
Trowa: I guess I make thanksgiving dinner.
*3 hours later*
Wufei: *sits at the table with two black eys and a punched in nose* !@#*&*#&$&#.
Duo: Wufei! You shouldn't curse at the table.
Quatre: GOT DANGITT!! THAT'S MY LINE!! Stop taking my lines please, or I will be forced to change to insane Quatre.
Duo: *cringes to a ball* I'm soooorrry^__^
Trowa: *walks out with a big turkey and other stuff*
Duo: YES!!
Heero: *looks at the turkey as if it is diseased*
Trowa: *sets a big bowl of stuffing in front of Heero*
Heero: *looks happy for once*
Duo: I'll say grace! ^__~ God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for this food, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!
Quatre: DIG IN!
Duo: THAT'S MY LINE!
Quatre: *sheepish grin*
Heero: *eats his stuffing made especially for him*:)
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