Last time I checked, my name was not Rick Riordan. If it was, Bob would still be alive.
Jason was so excited for mooning class! He knew Piper would be there, and he couldn't wait to show her how his mooning had improved from last class. However, when he got to class, and raised his hand to present, he suddenly forgot everything about mooning. With tears in his eyes, he ran out of the classroom. "Wait!" Piper exclaimed, "Mooning is a very complex art, and takes a lifetime to master. "Really?" Jason asked, "But you are a master at mooning; you even won the International mooning competition! You even beat the incumbent fluffy unicorn!"
"Ah, but I have been mooning since I was a toddler: you only started this year. Believe in yourself!"
"Really?, Jason hiccuped, holding back tears.
"Yes, really" replied Piper, "don't give up. Why don't you go home early today, and practice, and you can show my again next class?"
"Oh really? Thank you soooo much!", Jason exclaimed, intent on going home to practice.
"Of course, see you next class!"
Jason practiced mooning very hard over the next few days, earning several compliments in the practice hall. He was so ecstatic that he decided to visit Piper early, and show off his new-found mooning skills.
"Hey Piper!" Jason exclaimed ecstatically, bursting into the classroom, "I have practiced mooning really hard -"
"Wait, you weren't supposed to be here!", Piper yelled.
Jason ran out of the room with tears, Piper had been mooning with someone else!
"Wait! Wait!", Piper yelled, racing after Jason, "I made a mistake, you are my only mooning partner, and you will be my only one from now on!"
"Really?", Jason said, "You promise not to moon with anyone else?"
"I promise."
"Then, will you see how my mooning is now?"
"Of course, I would be HAPPY to."
And they went off, mooning happily ever.
~Pineapplo