Martin: But he's so... tall!

Douglas: Calm down Martin.

Martin: But... It's not fair!

Benedict: Sorry, can I help you?

Douglas: Oh, sorry Mr... Cumbersome, was it? My friend's just a little... aggravated. We'll just -

Benedict: Oh, it's fine. It's CumberBATCH, by the way.

Douglas: Apologies.

Benedict: Your cosplay is amazing, by the way.

Martin: Cospla -?

Douglas: Oh, thank you; really means a lot coming from you, sir. Come along... Eric.

Martin: But - But -

Douglas: Lovely to meet you Mr Cumberbatch!