A one chapter story that is not really one chapter.
Ah it is good to be back, I feel like I can write a mountain full of words right now!
I am going to try to write a fun story… well it is a first for everything. And of course I am going to have sex in it… hallo it is me after all :P (for those of you who know who I am and have read my previous work) anyway, I hope you like it
Title: A one chapter story that is not really one chapter.
Warnings: yaoi, some fun.
Paring: Ulquiorra x Grimmjaw
Yeah I know… every one write about that now days… well get used to it.. here is a other one x)
Chapter one:
Ulquiorra What's a dildo?
Back story; Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra were sent to the real world to keep an eye on Ichigo by Aizen. They got their own apartment in the city close to the school.
They walked in the door to their new home, and it took Grimmjaw only two seconds before he started to complain. "It is so smaaaaaal!" he whined as he dropped his bag on the floor. Ulquiorra came behind him and walked towards the bedroom. "It is the way they live here, we have to blend in."
The "house" had one white big room with a little wall that stood out to separate the kitchen from the rest of the living room, a small baby blue bathroom, and a baby pink bed room. "Wait! There is only one bed room!" Grimmjaw said surprised. "Yeah, Aizen-sama didn't want to spend too much money, this was cheaper," the black haired boy said calmly. "Damn Aizen," Grimmjaw cursed.
Grimmjaw hoisted his bag inside the bedroom "You got to be kidding me!" he yelled out. "PINK ROOM!" he moped. "You are so noisy today Grimmjaw. I guess you don't have any problems with us sharing a bed since you haven't said anything about that." Grimmjaw looked at the tiny bed. As Ulquiorra walked out he heard Grimmjaw yell out all the curse words he knew about how cheap Aizen was.
Ulquiorra looked out the window, the sky was clouded. He stood there trying to figure out what it was that felt so wrong with this city, but he could not put his finger on it.
He had to admit, Aizen had only used the cheapest paint there was in the store. But he could live with the fact that his room was baby pink, and he could piss in a room with baby blue walls, but one bed… and a small one too… that was weird. Aizen-sama could at least have bought too small beds, or one big one.
Grimmjaw came out of the bedroom, still angry as hell. "Why the hell do I have to do this mission with YOU?" he yelled.
"It is me that is on a mission with YOU, you only came with me because Aizen wanted you out of his house for a little while," he said calmly.
"Whatever, why do we have to go to school? I understand you, but I don't have to measure Ichigo's brain"
"We have to find out who smart he and his friends are. And you have to go because you will just get in trouble otherwise." Ulquiorra had turned around and looked at him.
"This stinks," Grimmjaw growled. The dark haired boy would not admit it out loud but Grimmjaw was right…
The day went by quickly and they had now moved all the things out, as they heard the doorbell. Ulquiorra went to open, "GOOD NIGHT NEIGHBORS," a man shouted as he shoved some cookies in Ulquiorra's face. "Welcome to the neighborhood. If you need anything then pleas don't hesitate to tell us. We live across the street!" The man pointed at his house proudly. He had dark hear and had two little girls and a teenage boy with orange hair with him.
Ulquiorra recognized Ichigo right away. The redhead suddenly looked at him and his face become serious. "Ulquiorra," he said.
"Son, do you know him?" his father asked confused.
"Yeah, in a way," Ichigo answered.
"Well that's great," the father smiled. "Then we can invite them to dinner. Tomorrow sound good, Mr. Ulquiorra?" the father said in his normal tone. "Wait, why not come by now? Ichigo has some of his friends over at our house now anyway. Would you like to join us?" Ichigo's father smiled
"That would be nice. We will come son," Ulquiorra said, faking a smile.
"Great!...we?" the father asked confused.
"I live with an other male," Ulquiorra explained. The father didn't seem too notice Ulquiorra's tone of voice so he continued to smile.
"Okay, great see you then!" The family walked away, pulling Ichigo with them. "He seemed nice," the father said as they walked home.
Ulquiorra walked inside. "Get dressed, we are invaded to dinner at Ichigo's place," he said.
"No," Grimmjaw said gasping.
"What do you mean with no?" he asked.
"No, as in no fucking way I am going over there when the TV is so much more interesting!" Grimmjaw did not look away from the TV where the Simpsons were on.
"You can not mean that that thick, yellow, bald man is so interesting? He is a moron… much like you," Ulquiorra said as he turned of the TV.
"Hey, I was watching that!" Grimmjaw complained.
"Not relevant, this is an opportunity we can not afford to miss. Now get up!"
Ulquiorra started to document what he had learned so far while Grimmjaw got dressed.
Ichigo's family includes his moron father, who seemed way too happy, what is his secret? And two little sisters, the oldest seems suspicious, be carful with her. The younger one is much like her father it seems, but where is the mom in this family? Ulquiorra put down the pencil and looked out the window to the neighbor.
Later at Ichigo's place, after a good welcome by everyone in the family except form Ichigo. They sat down to eat. "So, Mr. Ulquiorra," the father started. "How long have you two been together?"
Ulquiorra almost choked his food. While Grimmjaw almost fall asleep, not hearing or caring what was said on the dinner table. "Together? No, no you misunderstand. We are just…eh…" Ulquiorra knew that he couldn't use friends considering their relationship. "Two male students who can not afford a place for themselves."
The rest of the dinner went by talking about everything and anything. Ulquiorra did not want to miss anything. So when the "kids" were done eating they walked upstairs. While Ulquiorra and his father talked about Ichigo, and the father tried to hint that he did not mind a little hump I dump as he called it. Even among males.
"So you see, it does not matter to me if you and your "friend" are gay or not." He said smiling. Grimmjaw had fallen asleep on the table a long time a go. Ulquiorra kicked his leg to wake him up.
"What?" he said sleepily.
"Oh that's right, we have dessert," the father said and walked towards the kitchen to get it.
Ulquiorra bent over to his sleepy friend. "Go and check the rest of the house for anything that seems unusual," he said.
"Why?" Grimmjaw yawned.
"Because the faster you do that, the faster we get home."
Grimmjaw went tumbling upstairs. "Where is he going? I have the dessert right here!" The father said.
"Oh he had to use the bathroom," Ulquiorra said.
"Ah I see, bathroom…I know what's going on… well if you want to follow him..." The father blinked with one eye. "Then I wont stop you," he said smiling.
Ulquiorra was tired of saying that he was not gay. So he just took the opportunity to check the house himself. "Maybe I should make sure he is doing okay," Ulquiorra said and stood up.
"Yeah, okay. I get it, just take your time," he said and blinked again.
Ulquiorra went up stairs to look for Grimmjaw. He found him in the bathroom. Together they looked for anything that could be useful, but with no luck. When they got down to Ichigo's father they said they were tired, something the father understood.
The rest of the night was spent with Grimmjaw lying on the hard cheap couch, looking at the TV, and Ulquiorra updating what he had learned.
The mother is dead, the father's secrets is something I hope I will never know. He is also disturbed. The younger sister is taking the mothers role, and the older sister is, as I expected, not trusting us. Ichigo has so far not tried to fight us, why? Is his friends holding him back?
"Ulquiorra, what is a dildo?" Grimmjaw asked, looking away from the TV.
Ulquiorra stopped writing. "What?" he asked,
"You heard me, what is a dildo?" The black haired boy looked over his shoulder, wondering if he really did not know.
Grimmjaw looked back at him with his crystal clear blue eyes, "Why are you wondering about that?" he said after a while.
"Well, you see," the sixth espada said as he got of the couch. Then he grabbed his bag and pulled a baby blue dildo up. "I was wondering what this one does," he explained. He turned it on and it vibrated. "I overheard Orihime talking with a friend about how good it felt when she used it, so I grabbed it from her back pack." Grimmjaw looked a little cute when he looked at the thing going around and around.
"Put it down," Ulquiorra said.
"Why?"
"Because I said so." They didn't say anything else for a while. Grimmjaw turned the dildo off and put it on his bed. Then he walked in the bathroom to take a shower.
The water was hot and steamy, it felt good to just relax, but he could not help wondering what the baby blue dildo did that was so good.
That's it for now, I know I know… not my best ending… so what do you think? Want to give me some tips about what shall happen next? I am so proud that there was no sex in my first chapter… but can not promise that for the next… lol
Btw tnx Snippi Power-leader for helping me getting better at writhing.