(A/N: I'm just being weird and I challenged myself to write this story…its really hard to understand by just the quotes, but it makes some sense… it's hopefully a ronhermione oneshot, although I don't know how that'll turn out… all quotes from spongebob… literally…)
"That's no reason to go ripping people's heads off boy!" Hermione said.
"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think." Ron said, after he had kind of randomly attacked Dean for confusing him into the disability to properly form sentences (Dean's head still remained attached).
"I've got it!!! I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me; what do you say?" begged Hermione.
"You'll never beat me, I'm HYDRODYMAMICALY DESIGNED!!!" Ron said angrily, not wanting to go into the fast food industry with the girl he liked.
"It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before." Hermione's voice rang dreamily, in an attempt to convince Ron.
"I have checks, with little poodles on them!" Ron had made enough sacrifices to be with Hermione in their new completely muggle home, and he took out his checks to prove the point.
"Who wants to lick my cheeks?" Hermione asked suggestively, hoping to distract him, but Ron wouldn't forget the argument that quickly.
"I WENT TO COLLEGE!" Ron screamed. Hadn't he made enough sacrifices to be with Hermione? The worst years of his life!!!!
"Toasted Almonds? That's unexpected!" Hermione said, as Ron pulled out a muggle snack food to prove his 'given everything for Hermione' point and he waved them in her face.
"I gave up everything for you! We had something!" Ron said, turning to leave now.
"Secretly… I'm a little naïve," Hermione whispered.
"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!" Ron said in his shock to hear that news about his wife. He turned back to her forgivingly. Hermione burst into embarrassed tears.
"I love you!" Ron hugged her.
"Yep! I'm insane!" Hermione said, returning the hug.
Later that evening…
"Look At Me!!! I'm Naked!!!" Ron said.
"I guess I'm not wearing pants today…" Hermione added.
"This'll be just like a sleepover, only we'll be sweaty and covered in grease!" Hermione said excitedly. (A/N: Damn. Who thought Spongebob quotes could be so suggestive? Oh, actually I did…)
LATER
"Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list!" Ron noticed.
"Ahh! Drowning! Can't swim! Butt hurts! Ice cream!!!" Hermione yelled… well, after a night like that, they deserved a strange dream each. Watching from a very romantic broomstick by the window were Harry and Ginny.
"Where's the leak, Ma'am?" Harry asked, and Ginny took that to mean he was asleep, and she flew the broomstick back to their home…
Wasn't that romantic? No?!? How can you say that to me? This is what happens after too much spongebob… and this took a while of searching the web and watching the show to put together…