this is my first time writing fanfiction so sorry if it sucks. also sorry it's short. ill add more chapters i promise.

i don't own fairy tail. that honor belongs to the amazing hiro mashima.

"not in the mood." gajeel grumbled to the already rather tipsy card mage. he had just finished a mission and was not really up for a drinking contest.

"aw scared you'll lose again?" cana teased. by the twitch of gajeel's eyebrow, she knew she had scored a new drinking partner, which was good news since her last two were currently passed out under the table. she always knew how to lure in victims for her drinking games.

about half an hour had passed when a slightly wobbly gajeel stood up from the table and began walking toward the back of the guild.

"you quittin' already?" cana yelled after him.

"ah, screw you. I'm just takin' a leak." he mumbled and waved behind him.

gajeel turned the corner into the hall and opened the first door he came to. he walked in and pulled the door shut behind him. only when he flipped on the light did he realize he had walked into the supply closet. he opened the door and walked back into the hall.

"look who finally decided to come out of the closet." cana shouted from where she now sat at the bar.

gajeel responded by flipping her off. he began to open the actual bathroom door when mira called over to him from behind the bar "gajeel don't forget the closet lights."

"yeah yeah i got it." he mumbled and went back in to turn off the lights when he tripped over a mop that had been lying on the closet floor.

cana saw this from her seat and laughed "ha! the great iron dragon slayer just got his ass kicked by a mop!" she got up and walked to the closet to give him a hard time but when she walked in she slipped on a towel gajeel had knocked off its shelf when he fell. she landed directly on top of gajeel who had just rolled over onto his back.

she looked at him for a few seconds before jumping back to her feet, but not before gajeel noticed the blush creeping over her cheeks. he stood up just after her and grinned "what was that?"

"what do you mean? i tripped 'cause you're an idiot that's all." cana said overly defensively.

gajeel smirked, "you were definitely blushing"

"what!?" cana practically squeaked. "i'm just a little flushed from the alcohol that's all."

gajeel took a step towards her. "you're so full of shit."

she began to blush more and took a step back. gajeel reached behind her and pulled the door shut and he took another step closer.

"wh- what are you doing?" cana whispered.

"who knows" he mumbled.

gajeel moved a little closer and before she could protest, he leaned down and kissed her.

the kiss only lasted a few seconds before gajeel pulled back.

"the hell was that" cana asked, understandably surprised and seemingly a little angry at what had just happened,

"who knows" he whispered. "sorry i guess." he turned his head away, embarrassed that he had apparently misread that situation.

"idiot." cana grabbed him by the shirt and yanked him down to her level. "if you're gonna kiss me, at least do it right."

she pulled him into a kiss and he smiled at the way it was forceful yet somehow gentle at the same time. he pushed her back against the door had began to kiss her harder. she opened her mouth and he slid his tongue in.

cana had wrapped her arms behind his neck and had her fingers woven in his long black mane. gajeel had one hand pressed against the door next to cana's shoulder and the other had made its way down to her side and was resting on her hip.

gajeel pressed his hips forward against her body and she could feel the bulge that was beginning to grow in his pants.

gajeel's hand started to wander higher and cana had moved her hands down to his belt. he began to reach for the tie on her bikini top when suddenly the door opened and they both fell out into the crowded guild hall.

the crash got the attention of some of the members and soon the whole guild became quiet.

mira, who was still holding the doorknob, blushed "oh my." a smile appeared on her face. "what's this?"

gajeel looked up at mira, who was now looking at the two of them with a grin that for some reason sent chills straight to his soul.

"ah, shit."

and as if the situation wasn't bad enough, mira stepped aside to reveal a less than happy gildarts.

cana turned to gajeel and whispered, "run."